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  2. wherebee

    Hoax hate

    From Milo's site....
  3. Happy Renting

    Blood Moon?

    Hi! I am not sure what a bus is, but the Space Shuttle was a 'Space bus'! I went to both ends of the Space Shuttle, and the Moon did not appear any nearer! The Moon is very far away, and big! Did you know that if you hold your arm out, you can cover the Moon with your thumb? Now imagine a very big thumb! That's how big the Moon is! I love exclamation marks! Did I mention I was on the Space Shuttle? Saying 'beep' and 'over' to y'all! Tim
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  5. JFK

    Blow Up Dolls

    Very good book that one
  6. dgul

    Make your own ecig liquid

    Is the £shop fluid any good?
  7. XswampyX

    Blood Moon?

    Thanks Tim! Can you estimate it's size in fractions of "the size of Wales". I like to be exact! Failing that the number of "bus lengths" will have to do.
  8. The XYY Man

    Make your own ecig liquid

    Smoke more tabs, you bent cunts..!!! XYY
  9. The XYY Man

    Brexit Betrayal thread

    Much as I relish a debate with you - I'm not fucking dumb enough to argue punctuation with you, ya cunt...!!! Fish, Shooting, and Barrels comes to mind... XYY
  10. Inoperational Bumblebee

    Make your own ecig liquid

    I used to make my own, but on discovering that the pound shops sold it, I stopped bothering. It's messy, a pain in the arse, and my results were inconsistent.
  11. Happy Renting

    Blood Moon?

    Hi! lunarnaut Tim Peake here! It's a Hypersonic Supergirl Vampire Monster Killer Moon, according to the So-Called BBC website, where the 'science' journalists hacks know everything. I have seen the Moon, I have been in space! It looks even bigger when you get near to it! Not as big as space though, which is even bigger the Moon! Did I mention I'm an astronaut? Tim
  12. The XYY Man

    Make your own ecig liquid

    Soft cunts. Smoke some fucking tabs, and grow some bollocks you sad bastards... XYY
  13. maynardgravy

    Macron - how long before wheels fall off

    I'm not really getting the 'Macron's mum' meme. I find older women very sexy. Can't we just accept Macron's an arsewipe regardless? (possibly a closeted one)
  14. Democorruptcy

    Blow Up Dolls

    Marriage was no obstacle to this chap's collection https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiyq_TyVAgY
  15. The XYY Man

    Blow Up Dolls

    I feel that this fine ensemble of which you speak could be further enhanced by the addition of a Toc H lamp. A proper one mind - not some friggin' Chinese "Toc raitch" copy...! XYY
  16. maynardgravy

    Blow Up Dolls

    Is that a euphemism? Meals on wheels don't count.
  17. Democorruptcy

    Blow Up Dolls

    Blow-ups a bit out of date. It's AI jobs now like Harmony: https://youtu.be/orBH_Qnw3eY
  18. maynardgravy

    The Peasants are Revolting, warns IMF

    Thing is, noone ever voted for globalism. it just appeared with the likes of Bliar etc. If we had voted for a kind of globalism it would have been a kind of financial lifeline or education sponsorship. Not a fecking free-for-all 'kick the fence down and come on over' death wish.
  19. Virgil Caine

    Blow Up Dolls

    The only one most people will have experienced is the Goldman Sachs model which has the official approval of every government in the western world. It fucks you up the arse and then steals all your money.
  20. maynardgravy

    The Peasants are Revolting, warns IMF

    With no one rich enough to buy anything..... now where's that wonga loan?
  21. Sgt Hartman

    Blow Up Dolls

    Don't think a radish would cut the mustard there my good sir. Watermelon possibly... Seriously though, people would shag it voluntarily? I wouldn't ride that into battle.
  22. Wight Flight

    Blow Up Dolls

    I prefer a PS4. And a six pack of Pepsi.
  23. The XYY Man

    Blow Up Dolls

    Been happily married since March 2009. Got me end-away Friday morning. And me tea is on the table every night when I get in from work. Pussy-whip me once, fool me. Pussy-whip me twice...? Ain't ever going to fucking happen... XYY
  24. maynardgravy

    Blow Up Dolls

    Ahem - of course. Mostly thinking about past sexual encounters though..... God I'm sad.
  25. Yesterday
  26. Bollocks...! It's an OCD thing that you should really try to control. At least I only buy whisky and other assorted drugs... XYY
  27. wherebee

    Blow Up Dolls

    no, I get that - but you still wank, right? You don't have to feel desired by your right hand....
  28. maynardgravy

    Blow Up Dolls

    At the risk of being run out of town (well this forum anyway). I have to have a connection. I need to feel desired... .. now where's my soy milk?
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