spunko

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    spunko got a reaction from MrPin in Another big thread crosser   
    This story is the Dosbods equivalent of a hole in one. 
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    spunko reacted to DeepLurker in Black Friday deals   
    Looks like they do
    Guess that my point still stands
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    spunko got a reaction from The Masked Tulip in Bye bye Treason May?   
    The Tory manifesto a year ago was all lies. 
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    spunko got a reaction from Charles Carter in The make us laugh or fuck off thread   
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    spunko got a reaction from Carl Fimble in Black Friday deals   
    Do they still sell them? If not my point still stands...
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    spunko got a reaction from Van Lady in Black Friday deals   
    Here's a secret. It's the shite they can't sell at full price. Nothing decent is ever reduced. 
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    spunko reacted to satch in Bye bye Treason May?   
    Seems quiet but .......
    Muffled sounds from deep inside 10 Downing Street; ‘… BASTARDS BASTARDS BASTARDS they are all bastards and bitches, every last one of them.’ In a darkened room Theresa moves slowly and stands at a lectern and starts. Sometimes mumbling, sometimes shouting, she reads the words of TF50 (2018), the words that define her life, her very being; The Draft Withdrawal Agreement.
    In one corner of the room is a small pile of dolls; a bald blond Sindy, it was her favourite, Theresa used to call her my special one, my Esther. But now Esther has had her beautiful long blond locks torn and hacked out. Next to Esther, the now headless blond clown Boris Buffoon and a Lord Snooty dressed only in his nappy with two drawn on black eyes and a red bloody nose.
    In the other corner in a grand leather chair the person who is both Theresa’s heroine and nemesis, the dark shadow that occupies her every thought and action. The person that Theresa loves and hates and who has driven Theresa to the edge of insanity and beyond. Sat bolt upright in the chair the exhumed body of Baroness Thatcher stares across the room in silence as only the dead can do.
    Meanwhile in the Rees-Mogg residence Nanny has spoken; ‘Jacob, now you have a nice new clean nappy on, your fountain pen is full and the vellum is laid out for you on your school writing desk. Now compose your magnum opus which must be done ‘quam celerrime hodie’ (as quickly as possible today); it must have an appropriate title, so use this … ‘Veni ad pythonissam, vidi te occisus est’ (I came I saw I killed the witch). Nanny continued; ‘If you fail this test you will be given no sustenance other than thin gruel and stale bread until that old insane witch Mrs May has been vanquished. Carpe diem my little man carpe diem.’ ‘Yes, Nanny’ replied Jacob and continued ’There is a tide in the affairs of man …’. ‘Enough’ said Nanny ‘Get on with it your country awaits, this is the hour of your destiny.’
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    spunko got a reaction from Van Lady in Black Friday deals   
    Here's a secret. It's the shite they can't sell at full price. Nothing decent is ever reduced. 
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    spunko reacted to blobloblob in Dead by Christmas   
    Oh go on then. I'm sure @spunko will donate a year's free subscription to dosbods to the winner. (Maybe a 2 year subscription to the runner up too?)
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    spunko got a reaction from Van Lady in Bye bye Treason May?   
    The momentum seems to have been lost tonight, compared to yesterday. I hope we see resignations over the weekend, perhaps a well timed one before the Sunday papers go to print. My money's on Hunt the opportunist.
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    spunko got a reaction from One percent in Black Friday deals   
    It's Amazon so it'll just be their creepy Alexa shite nowadays...
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    spunko reacted to twocents in Bye bye Treason May?   
    It's in the national interest.
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    spunko got a reaction from Van Lady in Bye bye Treason May?   
    The momentum seems to have been lost tonight, compared to yesterday. I hope we see resignations over the weekend, perhaps a well timed one before the Sunday papers go to print. My money's on Hunt the opportunist.
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    spunko got a reaction from One percent in Black Friday deals   
    Oo-err! 

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    spunko reacted to One percent in Black Friday deals   
    Doesn’t have to be. You can add bargains from Waitrose. 
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    spunko got a reaction from One percent in Black Friday deals   
    It's Amazon so it'll just be their creepy Alexa shite nowadays...
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    spunko got a reaction from Van Lady in Black Friday deals   
    Here's a secret. It's the shite they can't sell at full price. Nothing decent is ever reduced. 
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    spunko got a reaction from MrPin in Another big thread crosser   
    This story is the Dosbods equivalent of a hole in one. 
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    spunko reacted to Van Lady in Black Friday deals   
    BIB
    Just like sales have expanded from prescribed days and time of the year to all year the Black Friday creep has started. 
    I’ve noticed it growing since it started. Just a new name for sale to hook people in. Useful if you aren’t an impulse buyer though!
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    spunko got a reaction from Talking Monkey in Uber loses $1bn in a quarter   
    I said it before and I'll say it again,  how many taxis are people getting to value a company at such a high price? Are these the same urban dwellers who preach about global warming? Bloody walk. 
     
    The last time I got a taxi was prob around 2011.
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    spunko reacted to Long time lurking in Bye bye Treason May?   
    Game on they are starting to make it public 
     
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    spunko got a reaction from bobo in Bye bye Treason May?   
    Yes but tend to be already occupied. I wouldn't dare turn off ITV2... 
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    spunko reacted to SuperTramp in THE REMAIN TRAP   
    A second referendum would be political suicide. I don't think it will happen.
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    spunko got a reaction from mooncat69 in The make us laugh or fuck off thread   
    You know what winds me up, it's not people that say ectcetera when they mean etcetera, tenderhooks instead of tenterhooks or even asterix instead of asterisk .
    It's people who say the travelling community when they mean thieving pikey bastards.
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    spunko reacted to shindigger in Bye bye Treason May?   
    McVey gone