Panther

Interviewed by a woman in a short skirt, maybe a bit too short, while talking she suddenly says 'cock' then looks a bit confused.

Is that the one who looks like she's been in a fight, then creosoted?

I expect he had a beer in the cup holder too

Rod's house is actually quite tasteful, from the outside anyway. Most of the others look like a fucking Harvester

Now that's excitement

File alongside Twycross Zoo and Drayton Manor Park. I remember those 'Wicksteed' steps being on just about every slide in every childrens playground in the 60s and 70s

Maybe the NHS should start asking why it cuts off the balls and tits of perfectly healthy people instead?

Yes, I don't mind the Chinks at all.

Got one a few weeks ago, I might recover it from the recycling bin. Anyone seen a Thomson directory lately? Can't remember getting one of those for years.

I would have thought that simply 'people not in the police' were the single most underrepresented group...

Those cunts need to get a life sentence for that. Crazed with power and out of control. It's like they're playing Simon Says with him.

Trump is truly a master of trolling

The first thing you do in a riot is stand under the streetlights with a brick and aim straight up.

He'll get Markle, next time

So your teachers and the boys from the school next door saw your knickers, who else :p