JoeDavola

Yes. Came out well, didn't it?

Gellert Hill area today - by crouching down was able to get this photo (on my shite iphone 4 camera!) that I thought came out well: And which I can't fucking see on the two apple devices I'm using - hopefully it uploaded...

Thanks @Turned Out Nice Again will add that to the list. Got my wee bluetooth keyboard and iPad setup so as good as having an actual computer for DOSBODS posting. Took a dander down the street (local time 9pm) carrying my Tesco bag from Belfast to see if there was anywhere open at this time where I could get something for breakfast and eventually wandered across.....Tesco! So got a ton of oatmeal and kiwi and nuts ect...so I'll be able to have the same breakfast I do here. Really embracing the culture I know....though I'll need to be up early in the mornings as the sun sets at half past 3 apparently. The flat I'm in is modern, but the building it's in is ancient and quite....I dunno if 'imposing' is the right word. The lift that you get up to the flat is like nothing I've seen before, looks like it's from the 1960's or something; you get in, close two rickedy wooden doors with full length windows down the length of them, and then stand there and watch as you pass layer after layer of cement. Will be interesting to see what the place looks like in the daylight. And since it's dark and I'm still finding my bearings, on my way back I tried repeatidly to get my key in the lock of my front door....only to find a strange man come to the door,....cause it wasn't my fucking flat. Thankfully he knew which flat I was meant to be in, as evidently arsehole tourists like me try and break into his gaff all the time. Poor sod. The locals so far seem quite....stern, a bit curt, and I wouldn't be surprised if many of them aren't too thrilled with tourists, but see them as an economic necessity.

Well, I've arrived. Didn't chicken out in the end - apartment seems a total bargain; small but high ceilings right in the city centre near the Liberty Bridge for those who know the city.

Just read this comment posted at the end of an article about Testoserone Replacement Therapy Source: https://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/a-harvard-expert-shares-his-thoughts-on-testosterone-replacement-therapy-2009031141

And a hefty percentage of the women are overweight or obese. So I'd argue the single slim healthy women do not outnumber the single slim healthy blokes at all.

It's a transplant; and I'd hazard a guess that it'll look a right fucking mess in 10 years time, if not before, as the rest of the hair behind the transplant continues to recede; you can see the small area that they transplanted: When you look at the finished job, it's not dreadful (he'd be better keeping it short instead of doing the big stupid quiff), but you can see that they've not used single-hair follicular units on the hairline which give the hairline a slightly harsh appearance (if you know to look for such things - you can see a few 'dots' along the hairline - a good hair transplant surgeon uses a microscope to choose only single-hair follicles for the hairline but many of them don't do this). Oh and I know he has a burd, but the pics he's uploading onto his instagram are the gayest thing I've ever seen: https://www.instagram.com/gareth_gates/?hl=en

I love you really, you follicularly blessed bastard, you...

Well yes one would assume that as soon as the lady finds out you've glued some other person's hair to your bonce, the attraction level will fall far beneath what it would have done if you'd just been honestly bald in the first place. Wigs are expensive as fuck too, thousands of pounds a year to buy and maintain.

Corrected for you.

"It's norra fookin' wig!" - @The XYY Man

...oh and I also think Elton's one look grand - or as realistic as you'd expect any wig to look...

I think this one actually looks good...before: and after:

Trying to find a hooker in a country where I don't speak the language and where there's reports of scams being run where attractive women lure men into bars and then thugs force them to pay hundreds of pounds worth of bills ect...I just think it would be a risk at the very least of getting mugged or getting a bit of a hiding.

Agree - I just had a ton of leave to use and there was two flights available, one 5 days later and one 7 days. The airbnb was so cheap (and well reviewed) I opted for 7 days. I'll be bringing my iPad with the kindle app ect...so I can sit and read and watch netflix ect...bit wary that the evenings are going to seem long as it apparently gets dark at about 4pm this time of year. I've perused the websites and there's some stunning ladies on offer. However it's too dangerous a thing to do that far away from home. Don't want to wake up missing a kidney or something.