The XYY Man

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  1. The XYY Man

    trans madness

    The traditional family unit was destroyed twenty years ago. The most important measure of human society is the family unit - and it is currently broken and battered beyond repair. Until such time as this is fixed, we are all fucked beyond redemption. XYY
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    New Car Registrations

    Hyundai engineers kick my arse during their visits to our plant - and my experience of the reliability of their vehicles over the past 13 years suggests that the cunts are on to something...! XYY
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    Must have smartphone

    Sweet, isn't it matty...? It's the room I want to die in. And with the aid of my projector, I can watch the porno on the back wall at 101 inches should I so desire... XYY
  4. If you want John Lewis to survive - then fucking shop there. If you don't - then keep using the internet for your purchases, and accept all the shite that goes with that decision. But please don't bemoan the death of the high-street when you are an integral part of it... XYY
  5. There were three of them in the photo I took twenty minutes later... XYY
  6. I still do every now and again. Canny fish and chips when we were there last month - and an opportunity to get a photo of the really rather charming art deco bus-station... XYY
  7. Are your tattoos spelt as badly as your fucking posts...? XYY
  8. Now that is a low blow mind - and I must confess that I have never been so offended in all my life. I'm left-handed for fuck's sake... XYY
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    Must have smartphone

    Fuck off you daft cunt...! XYY
  10. The XYY Man

    Must have smartphone

    I've already explained that you daft bastard - it's an insurance policy against my phone getting nicked. Pay attention you Norwegian cunt... XYY
  11. The XYY Man

    Must have smartphone

    I'm still fucking laughing at that post Lenny - and I am going to do my best to get the word "umgowah" into the conversation during bait-time at work next week. When you first rocked-up on here, I thought were a total cunt. Well I was wrong. You're just a bit of a cunt...! Welcome to DOSBODs, you mad bastard... XYY
  12. The XYY Man

    Must have smartphone

    I'm not too sure about them things either. I'll have a listen to my crystal-set this afternoon to get more informed about such matters... XYY
  13. The XYY Man

    Must have smartphone

    Cheeky cunt. That is an original 1965 North-Eastern left hand in show-room condition. 100% original - and with slightly less than 100,000 wanks on the clock... XYY
  14. The XYY Man

    Must have smartphone

    But that's where I box clever my friend. I wear a thirty-five quid Casio watch to distract them from the real treasure. And a pair of Hi-Tech trainers just in case they are greedy cunts... XYY
  15. The XYY Man

    Must have smartphone

    I am seriously impressed. Nice to know I'm not the only one who won't let a slab of plastic rule my life... XYY