The XYY Man

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    Christmas traditions

    @MrPin can just go and fiddle with my fleshy-flugelhorn...! Again... XYY
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    Bye bye Treason May?

    IT's... ...NOT... ...A... .... FUCKING... HAT...!!! XYY
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    Christmas traditions

    I will no-doubt make an arse of myself trying to get inside Mrs XYY's knickers while extremely drunk on Christmas/Boxing/New Year's Day. I fucking love Christmas me....! XYY
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    Bye bye Treason May?

    Of the most obnoxious and third-rate kind. You'll get better performances from the cast of Billingham Forum's Christmas panto...! XYY
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    Christmas traditions

    We enjoy the soothing glow of a Toc-H lamp for the entire festive period. XYY
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    Good computer tools for your trade

    Am I the only cunt on here who's actually delivered a Perl necklace on-time, and under-budget....? XYY
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    The make us laugh or fuck off thread

    I called the RSPCA this morning and told them, "I've just found a suitcase in the woods containing a fox and four cubs." "That's terrible," the woman at the other end of the phone answered, "Are they moving"..? "I'm not too sure to be honest with you pet," I replied, "But it might well explain the fucking suitcase"...! XYY
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    The make us laugh or fuck off thread

    The world's leading expert on European wasps walks into a record shop. “Do you have ‘European Vespidae Acoustics Volume 2? I believe it was released this week.” “Certainly,” replies the assistant. “Would you like to listen before you buy it?” He duly listens for a few moments and says to the assistant, “I'm terribly sorry, but I am the world's leading expert on European wasps, and this is not accurate at all. I don't recognise any of those sounds. Are you sure this is the correct recording..?” The assistant checks the turntable, and replies that it is indeed European Vespidae Acoustics Volume 2. The assistant apologises, and lifts the needle onto the next track. Again the expert listens for a few moments and then says to the assistant, "No, this just can't be right! I've been an expert in this field for 43 years and I still don't recognise any of these sounds." The assistant apologises again, and lifts the needle to the next track. The expert throws off the headphones as soon as it starts playing, and is fuming with rage. "This is outrageous false advertising! I am the world's leading expert on European wasps - and no European wasp has ever made a sound like the ones on this record!" The manager of the shop overhears the commotion and walks over. "What seems to be the problem, sir?" "This is an outrage! I am the world's leading expert on European wasps. Nobody knows more about them than I do. There is no way in hell that the sounds on that record were made by European wasps!" The manager glances down and notices the problem instantly. "I'm terribly sorry, sir," says the manager. "It appears we've been playing you the bee side"... XYY
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    prince to wed

    Do you actually have any evidence of these accusations of yours that I fuck boys up the arse..? No, of course you don't. Wishful thinking on your part, you bent old cunt... XYY
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    Countdown to Christmas

    I finish work on December 21st for the Christmas holiday. Until that time, I will ignore anything to do with it. Bah, humbug...!!!! XYY
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    The Project fear 2.0 thread

    No chance. I'll do New Year's Eve mind... XYY
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    Great non-contemporary songs

    Seems quite prophetic... XYY
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    Tip shop

    Councillors seek only three things. 1) Back-handers. 2) Council houses for all their relatives. 3) Daft cunts who vote them in every few years... XYY
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    Drugs and the MP's son.

    Wake up Sarah - They all lie to the fucking house...!!! Except Dennis Skinner... XYY