The XYY Man

Just for the benefit of us thickos, are you taking the piss or do you really believe that going to University proves that you're more intelligent?
Of course you could be less intelligent and better educated  programmed.
XYY could be an idiot savant for all you know

I think its because Roger Mellie (used to be) on the Telly... 

I told him, I said, you want to chill out pal. Didn't I Denise? I said, I'm prepared to meet you half way cause I'm like nobody else you've met. Ball's in your court pal. I told him. He didn't like it. I'm real, he can't handle it.

Ha ha ha... Ooze the truth. I love it. That's what they all say.
I just tell it like it is. I've never been more than 10 miles from my doorstep, aside from when I once went to Filey, but I know it all and I tell it like it is, I told you, you cunt. I told him, didn't I love? I said, you're a cunt, you can't handle it, I just tell it like it is. Oh aye, I told him. I'm real, he's never met anybody like me, I know it all I've seen it. 

That's not @The XYY Man, he went to the seaside once. Although he couldn't get out of the car because there was a (very scary) seagull.

This thread has to be one of the shitiest on DOSBODs ever.
Yet another "I've been to university" love-in.
You tertiary education fuck-wits really are a bunch of total and utter fucked-up cunts...
 
XYY

Got your five a day there.

Don't forget your student discount card 

to be fair i think i should fk off to bed im fked ffs,geting to old for this shit....but its good fun.
 

Not wanting to brag but its called. Fowatd planing got my breakfast ready aready an energy drink and some twirl bars sadly I'm out of curly wearlys 

im toying with the idea of another beer but ive got to be up for 9 ffs.

you sir are a cad and a bounder id demand satiscaction  any other time but i find im struggeling to stand and it may be bed time soon,2 loops of blackpudding and 9 cans of stella and a visit to xhamsters have dampened my resolve for revenge..

Go back to sleep and rest your liver!
I admit I couldn’t be bothered to read the other posts, as these are arguments I’ve had a hundred times, I wanted to see what you and Stokie had posted in this thread, neither disappointed me!

I wonder if john whittaker / peel are basically bust.
Theyre the idiots wigh teesside airport msg cum housing estate.

You fucking love it when I'm pissed and kick-off - it gives you something to aspire to...!
Well I'm off work for three weeks, there's plenty of whisky, and a big bag of weed.
I'm gonna have your fucking life pal...!

 
XYY

I dunno, I can’t remember. 

The old scabby pubs used to have a strict couples policy - would only let in bloke and eoman. No dungle sex groups. Even the backstreet places down castle rd. Policy was still in place up til mid 80s.
Theyll let a coachload of homosexual dwarf smackheads now.
So if you are your 'experimenting for the weekend' friend ever fancy a visit....

Very impressive.
But with all that wonga - his suit and his hair look like they belong to Sir Les fucking Patterson...!
And even shite like me has a better pair of shoes than them fuckers.
Let's face it - If Carol Vorderman can afford a decent set of tits and a bit of botox on her "Countdown" earnings - then this old car-collecting cunt simply isn't trying hard enough.
Methinks lessons in style and deportment from Donald Trump are needed rather urgently...

 
XYY

sometime around about 2006-8... I'm sure it's only Binns in Darlington because they can't remove the sign without expensive repair work..

Thats recently.
We went by train - 5 of my mum grandkids.
Id avoid boro bus station. Its full of wanking perverts.
We went to see tgphe Transporter. All 12 of us got off train, out back by umbungos and the boho area - which will look shit in a few years time.
Down back of gresham, by the abandoneded 80s houding, by the closed capt cook, by the hole that was to be a sainsbury .... and ... the fucking bridge, like the population, was not working.
Id not set foot in boro til i was 15ish, when i went up with some mates. Poor fuckers were boro fans and had gone to see if they could sslvage any item from the old ground. But they got funding so we came back.
I used go eith my mum to the Boyes big shop in scabby.
It had a monkey called jacko. And a sign - no fucking west hartlepoolers.

Bloody hell, didn’t realise that you could sing so well. The syrup looks good too, can’t hardly see the join. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
*runs away*.  

I was thinking more a turn at the wheel tappers but hey ho. 

im already there, 3rd tramp from the right. Ive got 15 overcoats, so im either quite well orf, or the fact that im wearing them all at once makes me a tramp.

Your idea does indeed have some merit - but with my hair, there's no way I can convince people that I'm Bruce fucking Willis...!!!

 
XYY

You fucking love it when I'm pissed and kick-off - it gives you something to aspire to...!
Well I'm off work for three weeks, there's plenty of whisky, and a big bag of weed.
I'm gonna have your fucking life pal...!

 
XYY