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The XYY Man

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  1. Lol
    The XYY Man reacted to Funn3r in COVID-1984: Compulsory Masks In Shops   
    I think finally you are talking sense.
    Q sent me this coded message but I can't decrypt it. Can you help?
    C O V I D E L V I S Q A N O N X Y Y I S A C U N T  
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    The XYY Man got a reaction from Libspero in Real people   
    OK, just for you I've gone back to Don Henderson.
    But that spunko's round pictures are shite, and my protest was justified...
     
    XYY
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    The XYY Man got a reaction from UmBongo in Real people   
    INTERESTING FACTOID:
    Jeff Stelling went to the same infants and junior school as me...
     
    XYY
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    The XYY Man got a reaction from spunko in Real people   
    Do NOT diss Jeff Stelling in my earshot you cunt - he is Hartlepool royalty...!
    My football team were days away from being wound up, but Jeff convinced local businessman Raj Singh to buy the club - and Jeff put a six-figure sum of his own money into the pot to seal the deal.
    Hartlepool United would not exist today had Stelling not been involved in the deal...
     
    XYY
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    The XYY Man got a reaction from spunko in New theme/version   
    You cunt.
    Not accepting the conclusive result is an act of treachery.
    Square avatars matter...
     
    XYY
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    The XYY Man got a reaction from Kurt Barlow in Does anyone think it possible to turn Britain around and get the politicians that actually offer real change, Left or Right   
    Are you deliberately looking for a fight...?
    I have broad shoulders and love a bit of banter, but you are constantly digging at me in post after post without any provocation from me, and it is starting to get on my fucking tits.
    Pack it in now, or I will unleash verbal hell on your sorry fucking arse...
     
    XYY
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    The XYY Man reacted to leonardratso in The High Street Group   
    snake piss-skin it is.
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    The XYY Man reacted to Option5 in Real people   
    Speaking of shapes, why do round pizzas come in square boxes and are eaten as triangles?
    Covering all angles?
    Not just any cunt, an M&S cunt.
  9. Lol
    The XYY Man got a reaction from Option5 in Real people   
    I had a bet with myself that some cunt would come up with a quip like that...!
    And sure enough, some cunt did...
     
    XYY
  10. Agree
    The XYY Man reacted to leonardratso in The High Street Group   
    the chinese will always rub you sir. Hows the NE lockdown, i hear they are building a wall around the whole of the NE like in that documentary film escape from new york, with one eyed jack.
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    The XYY Man reacted to One percent in Puppy price inflation   
    My lab was working stock, so incredibly healthy (when she wasn’t eating discarded food chucked by others in the forest to feed the squirrels “  ) she was 16 when the end came.  
     
    decided to go with a smaller dog, so getting a WCS from a local breeder.  Cost is 1200 which, given inflation and ever tightening regulations, i think is fair.  
    Have you got a cat recently?  They nw seem to charge for them. 
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    The XYY Man reacted to Frank Hovis in Lumpy mattress time? Who is stashing their cash?   
    To expand on @desertorchid's point it is also that physical cash is invisible to the authorities so if you have something like £10k which would prevent your receiving benefits or having your care home fees paid then it is wiser to keep it off the authorities' radar as then you will be able to keep it as well as receive benefits.
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    The XYY Man got a reaction from Bedrag Justesen in A quiz for you. Think of a song.   
    * Something to Wear - Kinky Boots
    * Something to Drink - Lilac Wine
    * A Place - Heartbreak Hotel
    * A Food - Sugar Sugar
    * An Animal - The Lion Sleeps Tonight
    * A Number - I Am The One and Only
    * A Colour - Blue Christmas
    * A Girl’s Name - Peggy Sue
    * A Boy’s Name - Making Plans For Nigel
    * Profession - Ernie, The Fastest Milkman in the West
    * Day of the Week - Ruby Tuesday
    * A Vehicle - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
     
    XYY
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    The XYY Man reacted to Bkkandrew in Wow, this shit really IS fucked up   
    Here in Cambodia, the few suspected cases found were isolated and tested so they wouldn't mix with the general population. 
    This contrasts with suspected cases in England being forced to to a regional Grand Tour of the road network, encountering media scrums, useless officials and XYY's Wetherspoons offers.
    Can anyone think why England is in Covid Crisis, while we are not?
  15. Lol
    The XYY Man reacted to MrPin in Are you ready for the "Circuit Breaker"   
    Report to Q immediately for your next conspiracy.
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    The XYY Man reacted to Conniption in Are you ready for the "Circuit Breaker"   
    Control, for its own sake.
    When you have all the money, all the corporate clout, all the hot and cold running poontang you could ever desire, all the yachts, expensive cars and luxurious homes staffed by those ready to cater to your every need, all that remains to attain is control of others and the life-extension techniques to do it forever.
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    The XYY Man reacted to MrPin in Are you ready for the "Circuit Breaker"   
    How long can they pull this panic shit, with a virus so bad, that you have to have a government test to find out if you are ill?
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    The XYY Man reacted to Roger_Mellie in Corny Stuff That Is Actually Really Good   
    Love this one, contender for great cover versions too:
     
  19. Lol
    The XYY Man reacted to haroldshand in The majority want immigration drastically reduced, they have for decades. So why are we ignored and what can we do?   
    To be honest I knew, would never of expected yours to be so tight and crust free 
  20. Lol
    The XYY Man got a reaction from haroldshand in The majority want immigration drastically reduced, they have for decades. So why are we ignored and what can we do?   
    It's not my starfish, it belongs to a lady off the internet who does 'artistic' pictures...
     
    XYY
  21. Informative
    The XYY Man got a reaction from MrPin in The majority want immigration drastically reduced, they have for decades. So why are we ignored and what can we do?   
    It's not my starfish, it belongs to a lady off the internet who does 'artistic' pictures...
     
    XYY
  22. Lol
    The XYY Man reacted to Sucralose Ray Leonard in Smart meters   
    Last time I pointed out I had a smart meter you crucified me, you brown star avatared lockdown merchant! 
  23. Agree
    The XYY Man reacted to MrPin in Fuckin' Weather   
    That's not a rough sea, Mr @The XYY Man. Strapped to the binnacle round the Cape, when the gin runs out is rough.
  24. Lol
    The XYY Man reacted to MrPin in Does anyone think it possible to turn Britain around and get the politicians that actually offer real change, Left or Right   
    It's why I never changed my picture, but now I am thinking of it. I'm not sure Mr @The XYY Man's one is that good, but it is accurate.
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    The XYY Man reacted to MrPin in Real people   
    Please put your old avatar back. This one will excite certain people. Did Q tell you to do it?
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