The XYY Man

We all enjoy having our "funny-bones" tickled in so many different ways.
Life would be pretty shit otherwise...

 
XYY

At last, something we disagree on. I have never found them funny, just annoying.

Depends on what you define as an education.
Mind, however you choose to define it - I've had one.
The "university of life" - despite the lack of any official accreditation - is as valuable an educational experience as any other form available out there.
Having the ticket to practice your chosen trade is what your student loan buys you.
Other avenues by which to achieve the same thing may indeed be rare these days - but they do still exist...
 
XYY

Bollocks.
There's more chance of Eric Laithwaite's maglev (ahem!) getting off the ground...

 
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You can extend that to most people with some tertiary education, and the more tertiary education they have the more classist or superior they become.
And while that superior attititude might well be justified for their studied subject, they tend to think it extends to all areas; they just know better in general.
Consequently, sending 50% of school leavers to University has had many unfortunate ramifications.

just pay them the fucking tax

Prior to Britain becoming a member of the European Economic Community and the demise of nationalised science and engineering.
Charles Osmond Frederick a brilliant but creatively frustrated engineer after years of studying the interaction of railway wheels with rails at the British Rail Technical Centre in Derby was permitted to publish his brilliantly inspired 'Space Vehicle' patent after his work on a lifting platform finally culminated in a nuclear fusion powered passenger craft for interplanetary travel.
 

http://www.ufohowto.com/1973 Flying Vehicle.pdf
Incorporating revolutionary cutting edge technologies previously known only to a select few such as Nuclear Fusion powered Ion Drive, High Temperature Super-Conducting Metals and Artificial Gravity.
 
Three years later Charles the joined Project Daedalus of the British Interplanetary Society designing a 54,000 tonne earth orbit constructed interstellar spacecraft that would use a fusion rocket to reach Barnard's Star 5.9 light years away by travelling at 0.12 light speed.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Daedalus
Britain, where true creative geniuses flounder in poverty.

We always sit down to have meals as a family. A bit Waltonesque, but without the praying and the incest.
10 minutes warning given, plenty of time to put down tec and set the table. Latecomers are not taken prisoner.
I’ll happily include vegans for dinner, but they’re a bit stringy and require long slow cooking.

My Uncle never had a Driving Licence, so he drove on his Black & White TV Licence.
He was very principled about it, always drove black & white cars, not coloured ones.

I don't think there's any benefit to picking apart why I think this. Frank's already got enough of the hump with me for constantly criticising all the anti-muzzer shit, on here, and his Indiana Jones And The Last Dacia retirement plans.

Yes, I am that far away, and I don't like it. Getting monged in the hotel bar in protest...!!!
At Newcastle airport, once you've checked-in and been frisked, you can go into the bar and get access to their smoking area on the roof. You can then smoke your tits off until boarding time. 
But there's nowt like that at Heathrow.
Cockney bastards...
 
XYY

Bloody hell. Are you ok that far from ‘pool?  
Get some nicotine chewing gum. 

^ where I got the phrase in my post above. 
Trigger warning :
Minging

Well that's me told..!!!

 
XYY

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
ta-da, ta-da dadada ta-da
(repeat chorus)

I did say I would ;-) 😂

Of course he is.
As any right-minded cunt would...

 
XYY

Well, it does a man good to cut loose once in a while. 

Been off the swally for a few days.
Normal service will be resumed as soon as possible...

 
XYY

Well that's me told..!!!

 
XYY

All women are female, and all men are male, but not all males are men and not all females are women. 
So shoosht. 

The song tells the sad story of the death of Georgie - who was an acquaintance of Rod and The Faces in the 1970s.
You'll agree I'm sure that it's a bit more poignant than Do Ya Think I'm fucking Sexy...!
 
 
XYY

or at least eat their cereal on the toilet to improve efficiency.

Its a fairly recent phenomenon to shower every day. Queen Victoria is once quoted as saying she baths once a month, whether she needs to or not.
As a child we had bath night once a week, on Sunday night.

filthy sweaty office bitches eh.