The XYY Man

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    The XYY Man got a reaction from crashmonitor in Christmas Tree Thread   
    Oh it's for bastard real alright...!
    Twelve days plus with the Singing fucking Ringing Tree...

     
     
     
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  2. Agree
    The XYY Man got a reaction from crashmonitor in Christmas Tree Thread   
    Oh it's for bastard real alright...!
    Twelve days plus with the Singing fucking Ringing Tree...

     
     
     
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    The XYY Man reacted to Virgil Caine in Bank notes not celebrating diversity   
    Bad luck for the BAME crowd if we adopt the Euro as they only have fictitious buildings on their notes. It is a year zero design which barely acknowledges history before the EU. So all immigrants and minority groups can forget about being represented. Your past counts for no more than native Europeans. 
    As for black Brits appearing on bank notes I nominate the legendary Johnny Kwango born John Lagey.
    Pity he is not negotiating Brexit with Juncker and company

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    The XYY Man got a reaction from onlyme in The make us laugh or fuck off thread   
    I think I've just found a viable alternative to three parts Lurpak and one of Swarfega...
     

     
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    The XYY Man got a reaction from onlyme in The make us laugh or fuck off thread   
    Gadgie from Glasgow takes his girlfriend to meet his folks for the first time.
    He ushers her into the front room, and says "This is Amanda".
    His fatha jumps up and screams "IT'S A FUCKING WHAT...???"

     
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    The XYY Man got a reaction from onlyme in The make us laugh or fuck off thread   
    Me and some of the lads at work have started a band. Obviously I'm the lead singer.
    We're calling ourselves "999 megabytes".
    Hopefully we'll soon have our first gig....
     
    XYY
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    The XYY Man reacted to Carl Fimble in Christmas Tree Thread   
    Congratulations, no longer Gammon, but Trumpian now. I think. 
  8. Agree
    The XYY Man got a reaction from One percent in The second referendum - question   
    Dear Santa,
    I've been a good little boy all year, and am hoping you will deliver me a really special present on Christmas morning in recognition of this.
    I know that you are busy - and it's a tall-order at short-notice - but could I please have that BREXIT thing that I've been so looking forward to since voting for it in 2017.
    You know - the one where we just friggin' leave.
    No more money off us, no more bollocks from them Continental cunts - just fuck off and do one Pierre, Manuel, Beppe and fucking Fritz...!!!
    I do hope you can see it in your heart to grant my Christmas wish Father Christmas, but if it's too much bother, then can I have 200 Regal King Size and a litre bottle of Glenmorangie instead...?
    Thanks mate,
     
    XYY
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    The XYY Man got a reaction from Carl Fimble in Christmas Tree Thread   
    When replying, use the "choose files" bit at the bottom I've highlighted in red to select your pictures for upload to Spunko's lair.

    Follow the on-screen dialog, and use the "plus" icon to add your photos to the post once they are uploaded.
    Look forward to seeing your lass's tits in your very next post.
    And that by the way was my 5,000th DOSBODs post...

    EDIT: PS - you can also copy and paste from any picture editor.

     
    XYY
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    The XYY Man got a reaction from JoeDavola in Deluded Old Scrapper Birds On Dating Sites   
    If she's a bit Jamie Lee then it's certainly well tucked away...!

     
    XYY
  11. Agree
    The XYY Man got a reaction from JoeDavola in Deluded Old Scrapper Birds On Dating Sites   
    If she's a bit Jamie Lee then it's certainly well tucked away...!

     
    XYY
  12. Agree
    The XYY Man got a reaction from JoeDavola in Deluded Old Scrapper Birds On Dating Sites   
    She could be Pinocchio for all I care - I'd still use her shit for tooth-paste...
     
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    The XYY Man reacted to Happy Renting in ‘100 Innovations by Labour Councils’.   
    I presume that the irony of your spelling is lost on you.
  14. Agree
    The XYY Man got a reaction from One percent in The second referendum - question   
    Dear Santa,
    I've been a good little boy all year, and am hoping you will deliver me a really special present on Christmas morning in recognition of this.
    I know that you are busy - and it's a tall-order at short-notice - but could I please have that BREXIT thing that I've been so looking forward to since voting for it in 2017.
    You know - the one where we just friggin' leave.
    No more money off us, no more bollocks from them Continental cunts - just fuck off and do one Pierre, Manuel, Beppe and fucking Fritz...!!!
    I do hope you can see it in your heart to grant my Christmas wish Father Christmas, but if it's too much bother, then can I have 200 Regal King Size and a litre bottle of Glenmorangie instead...?
    Thanks mate,
     
    XYY
  15. Agree
    The XYY Man got a reaction from One percent in The second referendum - question   
    Dear Santa,
    I've been a good little boy all year, and am hoping you will deliver me a really special present on Christmas morning in recognition of this.
    I know that you are busy - and it's a tall-order at short-notice - but could I please have that BREXIT thing that I've been so looking forward to since voting for it in 2017.
    You know - the one where we just friggin' leave.
    No more money off us, no more bollocks from them Continental cunts - just fuck off and do one Pierre, Manuel, Beppe and fucking Fritz...!!!
    I do hope you can see it in your heart to grant my Christmas wish Father Christmas, but if it's too much bother, then can I have 200 Regal King Size and a litre bottle of Glenmorangie instead...?
    Thanks mate,
     
    XYY
  16. Agree
    The XYY Man got a reaction from JoeDavola in Deluded Old Scrapper Birds On Dating Sites   
    She could be Pinocchio for all I care - I'd still use her shit for tooth-paste...
     
    XYY
     
  17. Cheers
    The XYY Man got a reaction from The Generation Game in The second referendum - question   
    Well at least make it a Sharon Davies calendar then you miserable old drunken, reindeer-shagging cunt...
     
    XYY
  18. Agree
    The XYY Man got a reaction from One percent in The second referendum - question   
    Dear Santa,
    I've been a good little boy all year, and am hoping you will deliver me a really special present on Christmas morning in recognition of this.
    I know that you are busy - and it's a tall-order at short-notice - but could I please have that BREXIT thing that I've been so looking forward to since voting for it in 2017.
    You know - the one where we just friggin' leave.
    No more money off us, no more bollocks from them Continental cunts - just fuck off and do one Pierre, Manuel, Beppe and fucking Fritz...!!!
    I do hope you can see it in your heart to grant my Christmas wish Father Christmas, but if it's too much bother, then can I have 200 Regal King Size and a litre bottle of Glenmorangie instead...?
    Thanks mate,
     
    XYY
  19. Agree
    The XYY Man got a reaction from JoeDavola in Deluded Old Scrapper Birds On Dating Sites   
    If she's a bit Jamie Lee then it's certainly well tucked away...!

     
    XYY
  20. Agree
    The XYY Man reacted to Long time lurking in The second referendum - question   
    No you fucking can`t you voted a year late..you will be having a fucking calendar 
  21. Agree
    The XYY Man reacted to JoeDavola in Deluded Old Scrapper Birds On Dating Sites   
    Fuck sake lets get some proper photos of the lovely Sharon up:

  22. Agree
    The XYY Man got a reaction from One percent in The second referendum - question   
    Dear Santa,
    I've been a good little boy all year, and am hoping you will deliver me a really special present on Christmas morning in recognition of this.
    I know that you are busy - and it's a tall-order at short-notice - but could I please have that BREXIT thing that I've been so looking forward to since voting for it in 2017.
    You know - the one where we just friggin' leave.
    No more money off us, no more bollocks from them Continental cunts - just fuck off and do one Pierre, Manuel, Beppe and fucking Fritz...!!!
    I do hope you can see it in your heart to grant my Christmas wish Father Christmas, but if it's too much bother, then can I have 200 Regal King Size and a litre bottle of Glenmorangie instead...?
    Thanks mate,
     
    XYY
  23. Agree
    The XYY Man got a reaction from One percent in The second referendum - question   
    Dear Santa,
    I've been a good little boy all year, and am hoping you will deliver me a really special present on Christmas morning in recognition of this.
    I know that you are busy - and it's a tall-order at short-notice - but could I please have that BREXIT thing that I've been so looking forward to since voting for it in 2017.
    You know - the one where we just friggin' leave.
    No more money off us, no more bollocks from them Continental cunts - just fuck off and do one Pierre, Manuel, Beppe and fucking Fritz...!!!
    I do hope you can see it in your heart to grant my Christmas wish Father Christmas, but if it's too much bother, then can I have 200 Regal King Size and a litre bottle of Glenmorangie instead...?
    Thanks mate,
     
    XYY
  24. Agree
    The XYY Man got a reaction from JoeDavola in Deluded Old Scrapper Birds On Dating Sites   
    She could be Pinocchio for all I care - I'd still use her shit for tooth-paste...
     
    XYY
     
  25. Agree
    The XYY Man reacted to MrPin in Deluded Old Scrapper Birds On Dating Sites   
    I'll just check her nose measurements........ She looks fit enough to be a swimmer however.
     
    I always thought her stunning, but I imagine a few blokes here will think she looks like a man. Hands up! Who is it?