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  1. sbn

    Tacky as fuck

    I think I might be onto something here. Stokie's random paragraph leaps might be some form of iambic pentameter. Have you researched your ancestry Stokie?
  2. That's a life well lived.
  3. sbn

    Tacky as fuck

    Pure poetry... wasn't the Bard from stoke or thereabouts? Weary with toil, I haste me to my bed, The dear repose for limbs with travel tired; But then begins a journey in my head, To work my mind, when body’s work’s expired: For then my thoughts (from far where I abide) Intend a zealous pilgrimage to thee, And keep my drooping eyelids open wide, Looking on darkness which the blind do see: Save that my soul’s imaginary sight Presents thy shadow to my sightless view, Which, like a jewel hung in ghastly night, so I fucked her up the arse on her floating type island
  4. A 1st hand sighting of Bobbit's knob is pretty high up the mountain AFAIAC.
  5. Pre wedge, wedge, or post wedge?
  6. I'm stating to think they could be right given how quickly the last of their public support has evaporated.
  7. Giving or receiving? ....or daisy chaining?
  8. sbn

    Where Am I?

    On the end of Worzel Gummidge's nob? EDIT: quite possibly the most random thing I have ever typed.
  9. Only ever heard 1 white person badmouth sikhs IRL.... and that was a loong time ago...
  10. Love struck, lovesick, not sounding to good...
  11. It'll be all about alcohol. Ppl are often surprised when I tell then I have a beer on the train... banned on the underground of course. As long as they sell it, for £5 a can, they can't stop you bringing your own. This little bit of fun and freedom has been knawing away at the socialist fascists for years... but while the trolley is making that kind of profit, the train companies have thus far managed to suppress them. They are just trying another angle. Hell will be a special place for these people. All thrown in one place together to officiate over each other.
  12. An establishment "filter" was applied to TOS. Those that slipped through it ended up here. Those the got caught in it remain.... in every sense of the word.
  13. I too chortled at the proximity of these 2 sentences!!
  14. What a load of twaddle. Take it from me (you can use that line if you like), if you really want to get a man hooked on you, tell him to get undressed while you "slip into something more comfortable". Slide off to the bathroom in a demure manner. Then reappear with a fisted prosthetic arm strapped to your naked lavender scented groin and proclaim your intentions thusly.. "GRAB YOUR ANKLES AND BRACE YOURSELF SUNSHINE - I'M COMING IN DRY!" I've got butterflies in my stomach just thinking about it!