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  1. Captain Cavey

    Question for the baldies (the fully shaved ones)

    Working away from home at the moment, so manscaping is not being done and therefore rocking a Grizzly Adams look that’s now verging on Gandalf. Soup is no longer an option.
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    Shit, I Know This Guy!

    Generally about 1.8 to 2k. It’s another 500 if you want really weird stuff. Said a friend.
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    This is so, so, sad. Heartbreakingly sad

    Nah, there bombing run was offset by 30m, and they gave a wing wave as they climbed out. No self respecting Western Australian would drink shity Tooheys. It was shity Swan lager
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    Christmas Tree Thread

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    This is so, so, sad. Heartbreakingly sad

    Experienced plenty of eccentrics, but no violence. Was prospecting way out in the WA bush, when a light plane came over and spotted me. It did a few circuits, getting lower and lower and on the final pass, they dropped a six pack of beer out for me. They all exploded, but nice matey gesture.
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    What a woman

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    Best way to transfer pounds overseas?

    I used Currencyfair to transfer money from the UK to overseas bank accounts without any issues and at rates far more competitive than the banks. You can accept the best rate available for an instant transfer, or put in your target if you want to play the market a bit. Sure they take a few quid off for fees and probably gain some interest with your money if it sits overnight in their coffers, but far far better than the banks.
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    When did you last use a fax machine?

    Shitholes a plenty, yes. But I’ve never dressed as a goth and sat side-saddle on a camel. Altough by a spooky coincidence, it’s on my bucket list.
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    When did you last use a fax machine?

    Pah! It was only about 20 years ago that our only coms out of a camp in the Maasai Mara was a scheduled weekly short wave radio call to Nairobi. Mostly asking for more beer and gin.
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    Another Darwin Award Candidate

    Ghana is not the shitiest of African shitholes. Mind you, I didn’t spend much time in the cities and was way out in the bush where the cunts/km2 density is way less.
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    Christmas traditions

    Go to Sandringham and open our presents on Christmas Eve. Rip foxes to shreds on Boxing Day. Perfectly normal, ya?
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    prince to wed

    Indeed. Scurrilous accusation! You are clearly the receiver.
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    When did you last use a fax machine?

    A few months back. Canadian revenue agency doesn’t accept email. It’s fax, letter or talk to some surly frenchie who you can instantly tell: gives zero fucks and thinks ze is far superior to you despite the fact that he is unemployable in the real world.
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    Legal weapons

    In the context of the post, was that an autocorrection from Whorehouse, yes?
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    Legal weapons

    I have a keyless fob and some swipe cards. Will that work, Chuck?