Captain Cavey

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  1. Captain Cavey

    New Moon on Monday

    Yeah right. Saudis aren’t exactly known for their indigenous tech ability. The west designs / supplies it & Pakistanis/ Flippers build it. On their own they can’t even cut up and dispose of a body without fucking it up. I mean, that’s real easy, er, allegedly.
  2. Captain Cavey

    Kleenex drops 'Mansize' tissues

    This Friday, if the roofie works.
  3. Captain Cavey

    Masterchef reaches new peak

    Spam n chips with custard! You dirty northern bastards.
  4. Thread title a bit binary gender specific. (Stomps/flounces off to safe toilet)
  5. Captain Cavey

    This killer Pret Baguette

    No seeds in their bread.
  6. Captain Cavey

    Dr Who Bingo

    Have they taken the daleks phallic protuberances off and welded on some tits yet?
  7. Captain Cavey

    Trivial Things that annoy you

    Men who try to strike up a conversation with you when you are pissing in a public bog. Weirdos. my response is usually - fuck off, I can only deal with 1 dick at a time.
  8. Captain Cavey

    Attenborough: 'Population growth must come to an end'

    Does he have a bejeweled gauntlet?
  9. Captain Cavey

    This killer Pret Baguette

    They’ll also need instructions in case someone rams it down their throat without chewing.
  10. Captain Cavey

    Cabbage throwing is now illegal

  11. Captain Cavey

    Cabbage throwing is now illegal

    It’s all getting so confusing. Can someone provide legal counsel on brassica tossing limits? Clearly a cabbage is too much, but what about Brussel Sprouts?
  12. Captain Cavey

    Celebrity Death Sweepstake 2018

    Fake news. That’s Chewie and Han about to attempt the Kessel run.
  13. Captain Cavey

    Dammit I have a cold. First time in two years!

    #metoo. 3 flights and transited through LHR a few weeks back. First bad cold in years. Did we exchange fluids (so long ago I can’t remember)?