The Masked Tulip

Which group of people in the UK are most likely to stage some kind of violent take-over?

I rarely eat bacon but a few days ago bought a packet and went through it in 2 days having sarnies. I admittedly put some salad on top to try and convince myself that I was doing good.

Avocados were put on this Earth to taunt me. They are my nemesis.

I haven't time for this. Someone is whinging elsewhere online about the quality of Avocados in Waitrose.

In future German beer will be 100% pure water.

I know of a nurse who went on sick leave because the painter she had hired had painted a room in her house the wrong shade of beige.

Allah Snackbar! Hilarious. I love the episode when the... Oh, hang on...

Schönefeld - could be a beer. Could be an airport.

Very odd. The story has disappeared from some news sites. Either it was a fake news report or something else is going on. Perhaps the suicide bombing was not meant to happen today and someone got the dates mixed up?

The man was seen with luggage in a car park. He had wires coming out from beneath his clothing. He was approached by security. He threatened them with a bottle. Was pursued by, so the reports say, special forces and arrested. Sounds lime a possible airport suicide bombing or aircraft bombing has been averted. Identity not being revealed. Some reports that he has a beard.

Wot? A commonsense one? Perhaps something like assuming that all food is dangerous unless proven otherwise if you have a child with a known severe allergy? Plonk a baguette on the table and see what the parent does? "Ah, but it has grilled Mediterranean veggies in sock drained olive oil with wild Sicilian horse musk topping."

Man wearing a vest with wires sticking out of it apparently arrested at Berlin airport. Reported that he threatened people with a beer bottle.

Swede PM just lost a vote of confidence. Has to step down.

Absolutely make the food. I would also seriously question the sanity of flying overseas - presumably she is going to eat during the days and weeks overseas. A medic friend of mine says that whilst some people do have serious allergies from birth, that there is suspicion that trendy parents 'cause' allergies in their children by making their kids avoid certain foodstuffs at a young age. Whether this is to be seen as being trendy - "Tarquin cannot each X, Y and Z because he is special and hence we are special parents." -or is some SJW angst or just, simply, bad parenting is probably peculiar to each parent. If you fear peanuts when you have a toddler perhaps do not be surprised if your child later develops an intolerance to them.

The father used 2 epipens on her that they carried. So Ryanair did not have a third one aboard? I thought that food sellers now had a standard notice in their shops and cafes that their food might contain gluten, nuts, etc, etc. Just wondering also how the girl was going to eat safely in Italy? Seems a Russian roulette game to be eating food bought in shops, let alone going overseas, if the allergic reaction could be life ending.