The Masked Tulip

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    The Masked Tulip got a reaction from Lone Lurker in Bye bye Treason May?   
    Just talking with a friend and he raised the fake deal stuff. He said that he does nit think that politicians like May can comprehend how angry people are about this - very, very angry he said.
    He surprised me how he feels about it. Had a conversation that politicians like May see us all as populists now - which is their way of calling us all far right. But that populism rose up because the politicians are so in bed with the bankers, screwed us all over in 2009 re bailing out the banks, fucking our pensions and destroying savings... and our response is Brexit, is Trump, is the Italian government.
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    The Masked Tulip reacted to Fully Detached in Trump's progress   
    Pretty sure this will end up backfiring on CNN like all these big theatre productions seem to. My guess is that the little prick will turn up at the next press conference, be completely unable to stop himself behaving like a wank stain as usual, and in the process remind the viewing public and all the other journalists what a wonderful environment is was without him in it.
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    The Masked Tulip got a reaction from Lone Lurker in Bye bye Treason May?   
    Just talking with a friend and he raised the fake deal stuff. He said that he does nit think that politicians like May can comprehend how angry people are about this - very, very angry he said.
    He surprised me how he feels about it. Had a conversation that politicians like May see us all as populists now - which is their way of calling us all far right. But that populism rose up because the politicians are so in bed with the bankers, screwed us all over in 2009 re bailing out the banks, fucking our pensions and destroying savings... and our response is Brexit, is Trump, is the Italian government.
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    The Masked Tulip reacted to onlyme in Bye bye Treason May?   
    I'd go further than that, many seem to possess a jealous malignant streak to punish those that do have children.
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    The Masked Tulip reacted to BLOOLOO in Bye bye Treason May?   
    female leaders around Europe have no children.  Barren women living a barren life
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    The Masked Tulip reacted to Harley in Bye bye Treason May?   
    "International Trade Secretary Liam Fox told an event in Bristol: "We are not elected to do what we want to do, but to do what is in the national interest."
    What a truely pathetic comment.
    Do you really need to be told you are elected to represent the will of the electorate.
    How arrogant.  How wrong.  How frightening.
     
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    The Masked Tulip got a reaction from wherebee in Bye bye Treason May?   
    Did your secret santa bring you paranoia? 
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    The Masked Tulip got a reaction from Lone Lurker in Bye bye Treason May?   
    Just talking with a friend and he raised the fake deal stuff. He said that he does nit think that politicians like May can comprehend how angry people are about this - very, very angry he said.
    He surprised me how he feels about it. Had a conversation that politicians like May see us all as populists now - which is their way of calling us all far right. But that populism rose up because the politicians are so in bed with the bankers, screwed us all over in 2009 re bailing out the banks, fucking our pensions and destroying savings... and our response is Brexit, is Trump, is the Italian government.
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    The Masked Tulip got a reaction from wherebee in Bye bye Treason May?   
    Did your secret santa bring you paranoia? 
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    The Masked Tulip reacted to satch in Bye bye Treason May?   
    Chapter Three – The unveiling of an ally and an ally returns
    There is Breaking News on the television and on the radio; the nation is shocked and dismayed. No one could have foreseen what was about to happen. No one could have predicted what Treason May was about to say. But the Prime Minister was going to make a statement outside 10 Downing Streetin one hour.
    At the appointed time the large black door of Number 10 opened and the lone sad stooping figure of Treason May the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom walked slowly towards the lectern.  It was identical to the one she had secretly installed deep inside the bowels of Number 10 in her private place. Where she had stood and read and re-read the draft Withdrawal Agreement and chanted her mantra; Brexit means Brexit. Her recent life had taken shape behind that lectern, a solid support in more ways than one.
    Theresa began speaking in her strong but authoritative calm voice; ‘Holding High Office in the United Kingdom is both a privilege and an honour, but carrying it can be a massive burden with a heavy price to pay. A burden that can over time wear one down, sap one’s reserves to the point of exhaustion. And sadly sometimes it is the job of the Prime Minister to deliver news that the people of this country do not wish to hear. Words so terrible so sad so hard to take that the people will weep as they hear them. Today I must take an action I never wished to do …’
    There was silence across the land, tears welling up in many as they waited to hear if Theresa would utter that fateful word; the word that is anathema to all politicians, the word that says defeat, the evil word, the r word; resign. Theresa continued; ‘It is with great sadness and regret that today I must announce … ‘ She paused to take a sip of water as the nation held its breath. ‘ … It is with sincere and heartfelt regret that I must announce … that today … all ten members of the DUP have been found dead. Their bodies were discovered earlier today. We as a nation will miss them and I will not rest until all the perpetrators have been caught and made to face justice for committing this heinous crime. Thank you and God bless me.’ And with that Theresa turn and walked back into Number 10.
    Back at her desk Theresa smiled to herself as she remembered a long forgotten song from her childhood … ten green bottles hanging on a wall, ten green bottles hanging on a wall …
    The private phone rang, only the inner circle had this number, Theresa lifted the receiver and listened intently. Several minutes passed before Theresa responded; ‘Excellent … and the ropes for the hanging were from Harrods and made from pure silk?  … nothing but the best …. and the Top Hats were glued in place so they would not fall off? …. and with a fountain pen sticking out of each eye? … nice touch. I can’t wait to see the pictures … Thank you Tony, love to Cherie.’
    The words of the old childhood song continued to go round in Theresa’s head … ten green bastards hanging on a wall … ten green bastards hanging on a wall …
    Theresa was still deep in thought. The Irish problem had been dealt with but there was still a vacancy in the cabinet for blond bimbo, someone to titillate the men, flash a bit of leg. She picked up the telephone punched in the number. It was picked up immediately and Theresa spoke using her nice soft voice; ’Hello Amber my dear, how are you …’
     
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    The Masked Tulip got a reaction from wherebee in Bye bye Treason May?   
    Please delete that post - you will bring TPTB down on this forum and destroy our family.
    I know there is lots of anger about this betrayal 'deal' but no one wishes that.
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    The Masked Tulip got a reaction from Alonso Quijano in Bye bye Treason May?   
    It would be an economic blockade - an act of war. It would also show to millions of Europeans that they live in a dictatorship.
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    The Masked Tulip got a reaction from Lone Lurker in Bye bye Treason May?   
    Just talking with a friend and he raised the fake deal stuff. He said that he does nit think that politicians like May can comprehend how angry people are about this - very, very angry he said.
    He surprised me how he feels about it. Had a conversation that politicians like May see us all as populists now - which is their way of calling us all far right. But that populism rose up because the politicians are so in bed with the bankers, screwed us all over in 2009 re bailing out the banks, fucking our pensions and destroying savings... and our response is Brexit, is Trump, is the Italian government.
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    The Masked Tulip got a reaction from wherebee in Bye bye Treason May?   
    Please delete that post - you will bring TPTB down on this forum and destroy our family.
    I know there is lots of anger about this betrayal 'deal' but no one wishes that.
  15. Agree
    The Masked Tulip got a reaction from Lone Lurker in Bye bye Treason May?   
    Just talking with a friend and he raised the fake deal stuff. He said that he does nit think that politicians like May can comprehend how angry people are about this - very, very angry he said.
    He surprised me how he feels about it. Had a conversation that politicians like May see us all as populists now - which is their way of calling us all far right. But that populism rose up because the politicians are so in bed with the bankers, screwed us all over in 2009 re bailing out the banks, fucking our pensions and destroying savings... and our response is Brexit, is Trump, is the Italian government.
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    The Masked Tulip reacted to Gordie Lastchance in Black Friday deals   
    Just another way of me saying I'm Jerkin' the Gherkin.
    So no. I haven't had actual sex.
    With an actual woman.
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    The Masked Tulip got a reaction from wherebee in Bye bye Treason May?   
    Please delete that post - you will bring TPTB down on this forum and destroy our family.
    I know there is lots of anger about this betrayal 'deal' but no one wishes that.
  18. Agree
    The Masked Tulip got a reaction from Lone Lurker in Bye bye Treason May?   
    Just talking with a friend and he raised the fake deal stuff. He said that he does nit think that politicians like May can comprehend how angry people are about this - very, very angry he said.
    He surprised me how he feels about it. Had a conversation that politicians like May see us all as populists now - which is their way of calling us all far right. But that populism rose up because the politicians are so in bed with the bankers, screwed us all over in 2009 re bailing out the banks, fucking our pensions and destroying savings... and our response is Brexit, is Trump, is the Italian government.
  19. Agree
    The Masked Tulip got a reaction from wherebee in Bye bye Treason May?   
    Please delete that post - you will bring TPTB down on this forum and destroy our family.
    I know there is lots of anger about this betrayal 'deal' but no one wishes that.
  20. Agree
    The Masked Tulip got a reaction from wherebee in Bye bye Treason May?   
    Please delete that post - you will bring TPTB down on this forum and destroy our family.
    I know there is lots of anger about this betrayal 'deal' but no one wishes that.
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    The Masked Tulip reacted to Bod in Bye bye Treason May?   
    I wouldn't like to align myself with that view, @Dave Bloke. TPTB in the UK are hunting for hints of extremism, among the right-wing so that they come down on them hard and divert attention away from the real sources.
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    The Masked Tulip got a reaction from Lone Lurker in Bye bye Treason May?   
    Just talking with a friend and he raised the fake deal stuff. He said that he does nit think that politicians like May can comprehend how angry people are about this - very, very angry he said.
    He surprised me how he feels about it. Had a conversation that politicians like May see us all as populists now - which is their way of calling us all far right. But that populism rose up because the politicians are so in bed with the bankers, screwed us all over in 2009 re bailing out the banks, fucking our pensions and destroying savings... and our response is Brexit, is Trump, is the Italian government.
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    The Masked Tulip got a reaction from Alonso Quijano in Bye bye Treason May?   
    It would be an economic blockade - an act of war. It would also show to millions of Europeans that they live in a dictatorship.
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    The Masked Tulip got a reaction from Alonso Quijano in Bye bye Treason May?   
    It would be an economic blockade - an act of war. It would also show to millions of Europeans that they live in a dictatorship.
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    The Masked Tulip reacted to The XYY Man in Black Friday deals   
    Apart from me - has any other bloke on this terminally sad thread ever actually fucked a woman...?
     
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