GBDamo

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  1. GBDamo

    Naked Attraction

    So the birds are disappointing and the blokes make you feel insecure, the point of this show is?
  2. GBDamo

    Naked Attraction

    Cocks and fannys are really not that attractive, boobs and bums yes but, well I must be getting old and disinterested.
  3. Well another example. Just bought a washer/dryer from a well know high street retailer. Thought id take advantage of their 6 month interest free period. Sets up online account and trys to set up 6 monthly payments to clear the balance within the period and knock me down with a fucking feather, you can't. Spent 45 mins on hold to their "customer service" number to be informed by the phone drone that you have to make manual payments. When I challenged then that this is morraly indefensible they relented and said they could provide me with an account number and sort code so i can set up a standing order. Amoral cunts.
  4. I found the Whisky essential though.
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    Piccard

    Is there a department at Amazon where one can enqire as to the level of SJW fuckwittery employed in the production of their upcoming science fiction series. Haven't you got some knitting to be doing, blokes talking SiFi here.
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    Piccard

    Can the fuckers be trusted with this or will it end up an SJW wankfest like Discovery?
  7. Well I had fucked of till you piped up again. The pub was the Nags Head but dont know who made the pies, they had bought them in though. They were damn good.
  8. I was in a pub in Northallerton fixing some lights. They had a pint and pie for £4 thing on. The pies were locally made and had half cow in 'em. I had three of their steak and kidneys and the were fucking lush.
  9. I used to do security at the Jehovah's witness convention at Main Road. As a young Jehovah's witness there was no better way of getting out of listening to 8hrs of god bothering and chat up the young "sisters" who were escaping also.
  10. Just looking again as she's been bugging me, then it all came back. Me and my pal Roy on a motorbike tour of Europe ended up at a campsite near Porec in Croatia, next door was a tennis academy and every morning the girls came out to knock up and they all looked like her, it's as if they were cloning 5'8" slim, pretty blonds. We would grab a coffee and croissant and lose an hour just mesmerized, not a word said, just watching. At one point I suggested we move on before we got arrested, he just nodded and kept watching as did I. Just looking again as she's been bugging me, then it all came back. Me and my pal Roy on a motorbike tour of Europe ended up at a campsite near Porec in Croatia, next door was a tennis academy and every morning the girls came out to knock up and they all looked like her, it's as if they were cloning 5'8" slim, pretty blonds. We would grab a coffee and croissant and lose an hour just mesmerized, not a word said, just watching. At one point I suggested we move on before we got arrested, he just nodded and kept watching as did I.
  11. Google maps now has a function to add mobile speed vans and the regularly show up on your route. As you pass it asks if it's still there a imple yes/no. So if you see the icon with a largeish number then slow down and give em a wave.