sukuinage

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    sukuinage got a reaction from sarahbell in Church   
    You'd think most people would remember the appeals that a lot of churches had for donations to repair roofs and tower.  Guess the last owners weren't church goers
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    sukuinage got a reaction from unregistered_guest in Impostors from TOS   
    I'm the same.  Post on here about as much as I did on TOS.  Only about another 3 years till I make the stealth forum
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    sukuinage got a reaction from UmBongo in FFS2   
    Probably only the ones studying sociology!
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    sukuinage got a reaction from Frank Hovis in Poundworld out of money   
    Too big were they?
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    sukuinage got a reaction from Carl Fimble in World of the weird   
    Something very strange has gone on there.  I'm a pretty big bloke but I don't think I'd survive very long if I didn't feed my 17 yo son!
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    sukuinage got a reaction from The XYY Man in Spoons v muzzers   
    Brilliant!  Seen the advert for them but never quite worked out what they were supposed to do.  Thank god wor lass never tried it!
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    sukuinage reacted to The XYY Man in Spoons v muzzers   
    OK - I did warn you.
    If this post were from "Pulp Fiction" - then it's the Fox Force Five's "ketchup" joke...
     
    A couple of years back, Mrs XYY was experiencing many of the symptoms associated with "the change" - and was trying all kinds of crazy shit to alleviate them.
    I'm not kidding you - she bought all kinds of dodgy shite.
    Evening Primrose Oil.
    WTF...?
    Is this somehow better than Morning - or maybe Early-Afternoon Primrose Oil....?
    I don't think so.
    But the best of all was the the magnet that you pin inside your knickers - that somehow cures you of all menopausal woes...!
    I shit you not.
    Here's a link if you don't believe me.
    http://www.boots.com/ladycare-magnet-10077359
    A bone fide "fanny magnet" - fnnaaar fnnaaarr...!!! - that you can buy from Boots for £39.99.
    So she parts with the forty-quid - and basically gets one of them security tags they pin on clothes in ASDA with a big fuck-off magnet inside it.
    She immediately attaches this to her gusset - and awaits the promised cure from her ordeal.
    Next day she's at work - kitchen assistant at the factory canteen - and instead of her usual job behind the counter, the boss sends her out "front-of-house" to collect the plates and cutlery from the racks they are left in.
    She picks everything off the racks, places them on the trolley to take to the sinks for the washer-up, and turns back towards the kitchen.
    Everything was going so well, until a voice was heard above the general dinner-time chatter of the canteen.
    "How Gloria..." came forth the cry from among the tables.
    "...You've got a spoon dangling off your fucking minge pet"...!
    I have neither seen, nor heard of, the fanny magnet ever since...
     
    XYY
     
     
     
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    sukuinage reacted to The Generation Game in When luvvies and the famous find they live in the same world as the rest of us   
    Seem to be many variations on a theme but....
    Five cannibals get appointed as engineers in a defense company. 

    During the welcoming ceremony the boss says, "You're all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat. So please don't trouble any of the other employees". 

    The cannibals promised. 

    Four weeks later the boss returns and says, "You're all working very hard, and I'm very satisfied with all of you. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?" 

    The cannibals all shake their heads no. 

    After the boss has left, the leader of the cannibals says to the others, "Which of you idiots ate the secretary?" 

    A hand raises hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals replies, "You fool! For four weeks we've been eating Team Leaders, Supervisors and Project Managers and no one noticed anything, and you have to go and eat the secretary!"

     
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    sukuinage got a reaction from One percent in When luvvies and the famous find they live in the same world as the rest of us   
    What did they take? His sense of humour?
    Guess they didn't - couldn't find it!
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    sukuinage got a reaction from One percent in When luvvies and the famous find they live in the same world as the rest of us   
    What did they take? His sense of humour?
    Guess they didn't - couldn't find it!
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    sukuinage got a reaction from One percent in When luvvies and the famous find they live in the same world as the rest of us   
    What did they take? His sense of humour?
    Guess they didn't - couldn't find it!
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    sukuinage got a reaction from One percent in When luvvies and the famous find they live in the same world as the rest of us   
    What did they take? His sense of humour?
    Guess they didn't - couldn't find it!
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    sukuinage got a reaction from One percent in When luvvies and the famous find they live in the same world as the rest of us   
    What did they take? His sense of humour?
    Guess they didn't - couldn't find it!
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    sukuinage got a reaction from Hail the Tripod in The big BBQ thread   
    Do we need a glossy copy of DOSBODS?
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    sukuinage got a reaction from sarahbell in The big BBQ thread   
    What does a cheese say when it looks in the mirror...
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
    ...Hallo me
     
    I'll get me coat.
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    sukuinage got a reaction from Captain Cavey in The big BBQ thread   
    Good man.  Once cooked for a similar number using a gas hot plate, tandoor and charcoal grill.  About 1 hour of high pressure followed by several, very relaxed hours of drinking 
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    sukuinage got a reaction from sarahbell in The big BBQ thread   
    What does a cheese say when it looks in the mirror...
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
    ...Hallo me
     
    I'll get me coat.
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    sukuinage got a reaction from sarahbell in Walking distance to Aldi...   
    Lunch break
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    sukuinage got a reaction from The Masked Tulip in Italy General Election   
    He's an arrogant arsehole.  Came to talk at my son's school recently.  For some reason my lad wasn't asked to express his opinion 
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    sukuinage reacted to Cunning Plan in A dangerous trend of anti-white racism is increasingly promoted by parts of the Western media   
    There was a very senior doctor on LBC last night. His view was that whenever he had an interview panel he was happier if it was all white as likely to be unbiased.
    His point that he was Indian. If there was a Pakistani, or someone from a different caste, or even the wrong Indian village on the panel, or someone from Black South Africa etc etc then they would be likely to have a bias against him.
    In his view, Mrs Marsh was racist for assuming that all people of colour would support each other. Which was the exact opposite to his experience.  
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    sukuinage got a reaction from Cunning Plan in The big BBQ thread   
    Recipe:
    Marinate scored chicken breasts in yoguhrt, lemon juice, chopped onion, chili, garlic & ginger and ground coriander & cumin for at least two hours, preferably overnight
    Make dip by sweating a chopped onion till golden brown then add garlic, chili & ginger, cook another couple of minutes then add a tube of tomato puree, cook another couple of minutes then add a tin of coconut milk.  Simmer for 20 minutes on low heat then let it cool and blend it.  Add cream, or creme freche and a touch of lemon juice.
    Grill the chicken on the barbecue or in the tandoor and eat with the dip
    I love barbecues!
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    sukuinage got a reaction from Cunning Plan in The big BBQ thread   
    Recipe:
    Marinate scored chicken breasts in yoguhrt, lemon juice, chopped onion, chili, garlic & ginger and ground coriander & cumin for at least two hours, preferably overnight
    Make dip by sweating a chopped onion till golden brown then add garlic, chili & ginger, cook another couple of minutes then add a tube of tomato puree, cook another couple of minutes then add a tin of coconut milk.  Simmer for 20 minutes on low heat then let it cool and blend it.  Add cream, or creme freche and a touch of lemon juice.
    Grill the chicken on the barbecue or in the tandoor and eat with the dip
    I love barbecues!
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    sukuinage got a reaction from JFK in Cost of your hobbies.   
    Competitions are the biggest cost for my kids' sports.  Fortunately the county squad organises the trips to the largest judo competitions for my daughter; €50 is a bargain to get rid of a 15yo for the weekend! 
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    sukuinage got a reaction from whocares in Odd childhood things that you took as normal   
    Remember looking at some of my mate's photos from scout camp in the 70's.  Nearly all the kids looked like that.