Happy Renting

In Heaven, everything is fine.

Seriously, that is the worst selection of icons/ wingdings/ whatever I have ever seen. What is the typeface called, 'Leftovers'?

🌭 Katie Price's clunge/growler. 🚯 Levitating eggs forbidden 🍗 Condoms for swollen bell-ends available 🥗 This Hotel has a algae-contaminated jacuzzi

Yeah, I just twigged that. An indispensable icon. A keeper.

🚠 No, I don't know what it is either.

So I can see the fuckers properly: 🙊🙉🙈🍔😊😂🤣😍😒👌😘💕😁👍🙌🤦‍♀️🤦‍♂️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♂️✌🤞😉😎🎶😢💖😜👏💋🌹🎉🎂🤳🐱‍👤🐱‍🏍🐱‍💻🐱‍🐉🐱‍👓🐱‍🚀✔👀😃✨😆🤔🤢🎁👩‍🍳🎰🛒👓🕶🧣🧤🧥🍕🍔🍟🌭🍿🥓🥚🥞🍳🍞🥐🥨🥖🧀🥗🥙🥪🌮🌯🥫🍖🍱🥡🥠🥟🍠🥩🍗🍘🍙🍚🍚🍛🍜🍣🍤🥧🥣🍝🍲🥘🍢🍥🍽🍴🥄🏺🥝🥥🍇🚗🚓🚕🚙🚌🚐🚎🏎🏍🛵🛴🚲🚍🚖🚆🚉🚊🚇🚟🚠🚠🚡⛴🛥🚤⛵⛵🛰🛸🚀🛳🚢⚓🚏⛽🚨🚥❤🧡💛💙💚💜🖤🖤💖💗💥☮✝☪☦㊙🅱❌🚯🚷🚭🔕🔇🔞📵❕❓❔❕❕❕❕🔕🔇

Crikey, Google images shows that Le Consulat is an immensely popular subject for paintings. And painters eating... ' the café was visited by plenty of the acclaimed artists, writers and painters that flocked to the area in the 19th century. Names of note include Picasso, Sisley, Van Gogh, Toulouse-Lautrec and Monet to name but a few. '

I know the one you are thinking of - IIRC it was a cover for the Telegraph Magazine back in the 1980's.

I ate at Le Consulat about 30 years ago - first holiday with my then wife-to-be.. (She ate too).

I recommend visiting Istanbul/ Byzantium/Constantinople while you still can. There are some amazing buildings there.

I knew I'd seen him somewhere before...

I can't remember the title but my favourite film was about a [corrupt/retired/disillusioned/suspended] CIA agent who couples up with a [female agent/criminal/drug dealer/KGB agent] to foil a [corrupt politician/nuclear bomb plot/kidnap plot/drug heist/plot to kill the president] against the [wishes/orders/knowledge] of his CIA superiors, with an unexpected twist at the end where the goodiies were baddies all along.

OK, try this... I have a MILF friend in the US on Farceblook whose son is engaged to an asian woman. I don't know if the fiancee's family are in the US or not. But they are demanding a dowry. My friend is unhappy with this and was pleased last week to find that it is criminal in the US to demand a dowry under the US Dowry Prohibition Act clause 4. So presumably she is going to use this against the fiancee's family somehow. This will work out so well for all concerned....

If that is a euphemism for 'wedding dress' then she must have been a real porker.

The tax breaks to those cunts was the biggest benefit of all.