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They were throwing out a disk drive (with removable disk) at work. I decided I didn't have the time to work out the interface to my home computer so I gave it to a friend. The disk was 15 inches across anfd the whole drive was 19" rack mounting, top-loading. I occasionally wonder what I might have done with that 1Mb of storage.

Sounds like it.

Renault 16. I went in one in the late 1960s. So futuristic to me I thought it was a spaceship.

Scotsman confusing telephone lines with power lines, 1889. The crowd was not equipped for upkilting.

I didn't really. But I'm glad your upvote indicates an interest in the practice.

New York, 1887 New York, 1903 Kansas 1911 Vancouver, 1914 Stockholm, 1913

Yeah, too romantic. I proposed to my wife by slapping a post-it on her arse after a doggy style shag.

I've paddled in the Arctic ocean, complete with a Mr Gumby knotted handkerchief.

Ley lines. They cause flatulence.

Ho does it take 40 hours to swap an engine?

I thought all Alphas rusted anyway.

Nowaday's It's illegal to clamp someone until they pay a fee. But I don't think it's illegal to clamp someone until you feel like releasing them. (IANAL)

Mr Glover wants to spend the night with children in the dark.