Happy Renting

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  1. Happy Renting

    Bye bye Treason May?

    I'm going to start panic buying stuff, in case some idiots start panic buying stuff.
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    I guess it must be warming up in the Algarve

    Detections cost £205.99 each, so that's about 728 detections.
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    Bloody Hell, you swan around like you own the place.
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    Meerkat - 2 for 1 on food

    Are they edible then?
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    Black Friday deals

    I never yearn for a Black Friday offer until I have seen a video of fat women punching each other in a shop aisle over the last one in stock.
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    Bye bye Treason May?

    Time to draw up a Brexit Emergency Survivalist Items List. So far I have: Torch & batteries French dressing Airbus spares Um, that's it
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    Bye bye Treason May?

    I wish he would dress more soberly.
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    Heseltine is chipping in now. I'm surprised he's still around. I thought I once saw a documentary where he tied some balloons to his house and floated away.
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    We do not have the power to "give them 3 months". The EU can decide whether to delay our leaving, or set aside Article 50. We can't. May has thrown away all our negotiating cards. It will be too late.
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    I have pointed out that there is not enough time to hold a Second Referendum as things stand. So this is what I think will happen: While the UK is blowing around like a fart in a colander wondering whether to have a Tory Leadership Contest/General Election/Second Referendum, the EU will meet in secret. They will then generously announce they are giving us 3 extra months to sort things out. It is called "giving the UK enough rope to hang itself." They will then do everything possible behind the scenes to get us to hold a second Referendum, and vote Remain. Once that trap is set, and we have painted ourselves into a corner, they will totally butt-rape us as explained in my OP. The Quislings in the UK Parliament will then be rewarded with EU tax-free sinecures, or strung up from lamp-posts across the UK. Time will tell. Just watch.
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    Bye bye Treason May?

    As it stands, there is no vote scheduled on Hard Brexit. It will happen by default when May's soft Brexit fails, as it is doing right now. If there is a GE or Tory leadership contest, that will put Government on hold for weeks. There would be no time for a Referendum after that. If there is no Tory Leadership contest, that means May will stay in power. She will for once do the decent thing and refuse a second Referendum. Otherwise, her calling a second refendom would trigger a Tory leadership contest (see above). The Act forcing a Brexit on 29 March 2019 would also have to be repealed; May would resist that, so again it would require a Tory Leadership contest, and a Remainer winning, or a GE and then a second Referendum. Not enough time. We are in for an entertaining 4 months ahead. The EU might no panic and start making concessions. That will require a huge loss of face on their part so don't hold your breath.
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    Bye bye Treason May?

    Does that mean that 'another country' will have to pay them?
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    Bye bye Treason May?

    200 years ago, 'Chartist' meant someone who campaigned for the right for all men to be allowed to vote. Now it means Trader Numberwang.
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    Ok, own up, who is it?

    'Noticed'. Yeah, right...
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    Bye bye Treason May?

    Guido is reporting that Gove has been offered Raab's job as Brexit negotiator. I am sceptical. Who offered it to him? May has been in the Commons most of the time. "Michael, have this poisoned chalice, which will destroy your career, and I will undermine you and prevent you from challenging me as leader." Riiiiiiight....