Happy Renting

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    Happy Renting reacted to spygirl in The Workhouse   
    Not really.
    Big buildings, near where people are.
    Easily adapted.
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    Happy Renting reacted to The XYY Man in The make us laugh or fuck off thread   
    Well they've only gone and sat one of them "work-experience" kids in the empty desk next to me at work.
    Oh dear - what could possibly go wrong...? That desk isn't empty for no reason...!!!
    He's a cocky little bastard mind - and I must confess I found him most entertaining for about ten minutes.
    But then he started taking about fucking smart-phones.
    Big mistake.
    "What ring-tone you got mate...?" he asked.
    "Sorry son, but I must confess that I've never really looked," I replied.
    "But I'm guessing it's probably a light shade of brown"...

     
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    Happy Renting got a reaction from onlyme in Futurism - what kind of technology/advances do you think we will see over the next 10-20 years?   
    Bluetooth-controlled knees.
    Downloadable religions.
    Mutant self-replicating 3D printers.
    Smart garden gnomes.
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    Happy Renting got a reaction from wherebee in Trump's progress   
    I reckon it must be Trump in a hotel room with 3-9 year-old boys, two dwarves, an incontinent prozzie and a donkey.
    Recorded in 4K HD video. At least.
    Putin has Donny by the balls.
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    Happy Renting got a reaction from wherebee in Trump's progress   
    I reckon it must be Trump in a hotel room with 3-9 year-old boys, two dwarves, an incontinent prozzie and a donkey.
    Recorded in 4K HD video. At least.
    Putin has Donny by the balls.
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    Happy Renting got a reaction from The XYY Man in Trump's progress   
    Trump is totally owned by Putin.
    The videos Putin has of Trump must involve scat and children, at the very least.
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    Happy Renting got a reaction from wherebee in Trump's progress   
    I reckon it must be Trump in a hotel room with 3-9 year-old boys, two dwarves, an incontinent prozzie and a donkey.
    Recorded in 4K HD video. At least.
    Putin has Donny by the balls.
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    Happy Renting got a reaction from spunko2010 in A good news story. The boys in the cave.   
    Sounds just like DeLorean.
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    Happy Renting got a reaction from swiss_democracy_for_all in A good news story. The boys in the cave.   
    It's not clear to me who Musk was accusing - it is ambiguous, probably would not stand up in court.
    Musk is clearly losing it though.
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    Happy Renting reacted to Talking Monkey in A good news story. The boys in the cave.   
    That is nuts, the guy appears to be losing it
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    Happy Renting reacted to DTMark in Odd childhood things that you took as normal   
    That there was a thing called the "time bean" for which we had to do things.
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    Happy Renting got a reaction from mattydread in Odd childhood things that you took as normal   
    The art of making toy tanks for children out of empty fag packets is almost lost.

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    Happy Renting got a reaction from The XYY Man in The one where I offend a staunch leftie.   
    I've heard you like a Fry's Five Boys Bar up the jacksie.

    Is it the thought of five boys, or Stephen Fry that excites you the most?
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    Happy Renting got a reaction from whitevanman in Trump's progress   
    Drunk in charge of a Continent. Surely that's illegal?
     
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    Happy Renting reacted to Wahoo in Trump's progress   
    Who invited Woody Allen ?
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    Happy Renting got a reaction from Cunning Plan in Quiet hour   
    If they have a Tourette's evening in Poundland, I'm in.
     
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    Happy Renting got a reaction from whitevanman in Trump's progress   
    Drunk in charge of a Continent. Surely that's illegal?
     
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    Happy Renting got a reaction from Cunning Plan in Quiet hour   
    If they have a Tourette's evening in Poundland, I'm in.
     
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    Happy Renting got a reaction from whitevanman in Trump's progress   
    Drunk in charge of a Continent. Surely that's illegal?
     
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    Happy Renting got a reaction from snaga in Trump's progress   
    Is Trump dining with the Queen?
    Does he know which fork to use? Come to think of it, can he use a knife and fork?
    Hope he doesn't shit in the fingebowl.
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    Happy Renting got a reaction from whitevanman in Trump's progress   
    Drunk in charge of a Continent. Surely that's illegal?
     
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    Happy Renting got a reaction from DTMark in Anyone with pharma knowledge on here?   
    An alternative might be to drug the Driving Test Examiner.
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    Happy Renting got a reaction from mooncat69 in No longer Made In India   
    The Japanese are fond of microcars, because of some sort of legal or tax incentive.
    I believe that Japanese people are deliberately small so that they will fit in them.
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    Happy Renting got a reaction from eight in Fly-tipping   
    I live in the countryside and an occasional problem here is cow-tipping.
    It all starts with fly tipping, then they are on a slippery slope involving larger animals.

     
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    Happy Renting got a reaction from DTMark in Anyone with pharma knowledge on here?   
    An alternative might be to drug the Driving Test Examiner.