Happy Renting

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    Happy Renting reacted to Frank Hovis in Bad start to the day   
    Ok, I've resisted doing this but I had to do it eventually:
     
    "What would you do if a bird shat on your head?"
     
    "I'd pack her in."
     
     
    (Roy Chubby Brown)
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    Happy Renting got a reaction from Austin Allegro in Windrush   
    "Father's Occupation: Turkey Baster."
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    Happy Renting got a reaction from mooncat69 in Who was it hoping to get a cheap diesel car after Dieselgate?   
    I find they are filthy when you lift the hood.
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    Happy Renting got a reaction from the gardener in New Car Registrations   
    Mr Bugatti would agree with you.
    Northern Ireland is a funny place.
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    Happy Renting got a reaction from SirGaz in Windrush   
    "Some rugby players"
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    Happy Renting got a reaction from Austin Allegro in Windrush   
    "Father's Occupation: Turkey Baster."
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    Happy Renting got a reaction from The XYY Man in Windrush   
    You can get a copy of your birth certificate (England & Wales) from the General Records Office.
    You might even find out who your Dad was.
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    Happy Renting got a reaction from Malthus in Rat deterrents   
    Why not take a page out of Cоrbyn's book, and try negotiating with them?
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    Happy Renting got a reaction from Austin Allegro in Windrush   
    "Father's Occupation: Turkey Baster."
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    Happy Renting got a reaction from whocares in Windrush   
    I was inclined to sign the position right up to the point where I read that it demanded compo for "loss and hurt".
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    Happy Renting got a reaction from Austin Allegro in Windrush   
    "Father's Occupation: Turkey Baster."
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    Happy Renting got a reaction from Bkkandrew in When did Nelson become controversial?   
    It would be fun to start a petition proposing that a statue of Mohammed be installed on the fourth plinth.
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    Happy Renting got a reaction from Malthus in Rat deterrents   
    Why not take a page out of Cоrbyn's book, and try negotiating with them?
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    Happy Renting got a reaction from mooncat69 in Who was it hoping to get a cheap diesel car after Dieselgate?   
    I find they are filthy when you lift the hood.
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    Happy Renting got a reaction from SirGaz in Windrush   
    "Some rugby players"
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    Happy Renting got a reaction from Bkkandrew in When did Nelson become controversial?   
    It would be fun to start a petition proposing that a statue of Mohammed be installed on the fourth plinth.
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    Happy Renting got a reaction from Roger_Mellie in Rat deterrents   
    My cat used to bring in half rabbits.
    The look on my cat's face was comical. He looked so pleased with himself.
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    Happy Renting got a reaction from Malthus in Rat deterrents   
    Why not take a page out of Cоrbyn's book, and try negotiating with them?
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    Happy Renting got a reaction from Roger_Mellie in Very, very poorly   
    Moral: Never eat anything you found in a drain.
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    Happy Renting got a reaction from Economic Exile in Ordinary people you’ve met who inspire you   
    One person (who I have not met) but I find inspirational is Eva Mozes Kor.
    A truly remarkable woman. If you ever get a chance to see the documentary about her,  Forgiving Dr. Mengele, watch it.
     
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    Happy Renting got a reaction from wherebee in Fruit Veg market seller told to not shout - might hurt someones feeelings   
    Female Morris Dancers are not traditional. Their job is to be witches!
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    Happy Renting got a reaction from stokiescum in Roller garage doors   
    Top Tip
    Do your garage roller blinds keep failing?
    Simply replace them with a reliable Venetian blind.
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    Happy Renting reacted to stokiescum in Indifferent Indians   
    my best ever indian,lets get it correct pakistani meal was in birmingham,i had an order for 300 quids worth of tarantulas from a guy in the police force and it was in the middle of winter and i said can i drop them off he said yes if i can take you out for an indian,basicly cold weather and tarantulas dont mix well ,im talking of around 2002 and the order would have made me maybe 200 profit so a drive to birmingham was easy money.took my partner has well droped the spiders off and off we went.
    well we had the meal it was fantastic and the staff were haveing a right laugh with us and chating away with each other in what i presumed was indian,at the end of the meal he simply said get the manager in english a waiter asked was there a complaint he simply said i speak urdu yes there is,aparently they had been takeing the piss out of us in urdu and makeing derogratly coments about the women,i sat there stunned whilst a white man argued the toss with the manager in urdu and every member of staff was made to apologise in english to us all,the meal was free and we were all given shorts absolute pisser
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    Happy Renting got a reaction from shindigger in Behind the mask   
    Liz Hurley spoke to me once.
    She said  "Who are you and why are you hiding in my back garden you creep."
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    Happy Renting reacted to sarahbell in Fruit Veg market seller told to not shout - might hurt someones feeelings   
    He should tell them it's a call to prayer.