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    Happy Renting got a reaction from Van Lady in Any Urology gurus on here?   
    Without wanting to hijack the thread (for a change) I had mixed experience of NHS this week.
    I attended A&E on Sunday with flashes in my eye. After I descrbed my symptoms the medic pronounced I had a torn retina before examining me. I spent the next 2 days near panicing as the flashes got worse and I feared it might result in a detached retina. On Monday at midnight I even rang 111.
    I got to the (rapidly arranged) Emergency Eye Clinic appointment on Tuesday afternoon. The eye specialist said I did not have a torn retina, merely a PVD, a common eye condition that is not serious.

    So on the plus side it was not as bad as I was originally told, on the minus side I had 2 days of unnecessary and avoidable worry.
    Not sure I want to entrust my prostrate to such people when the time comes.
    In the meantime I take Finasteride, which also prevents me going bald and ending up like XYY.

     
     
     
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    Happy Renting got a reaction from Van Lady in Any Urology gurus on here?   
    Without wanting to hijack the thread (for a change) I had mixed experience of NHS this week.
    I attended A&E on Sunday with flashes in my eye. After I descrbed my symptoms the medic pronounced I had a torn retina before examining me. I spent the next 2 days near panicing as the flashes got worse and I feared it might result in a detached retina. On Monday at midnight I even rang 111.
    I got to the (rapidly arranged) Emergency Eye Clinic appointment on Tuesday afternoon. The eye specialist said I did not have a torn retina, merely a PVD, a common eye condition that is not serious.

    So on the plus side it was not as bad as I was originally told, on the minus side I had 2 days of unnecessary and avoidable worry.
    Not sure I want to entrust my prostrate to such people when the time comes.
    In the meantime I take Finasteride, which also prevents me going bald and ending up like XYY.

     
     
     
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    Happy Renting got a reaction from wherebee in Black guys and white women in adverts   
    All the little ethnic CGI people should sue the little white CGI people in a CGI courtroom.
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    Happy Renting got a reaction from wherebee in Fucking Funerals   
    Her sister in law died about 15 years ago. Tiny woman, quiet as a mouse.
    She was an AA gunner in WW2.
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    Happy Renting reacted to longtomsilver in What if I don't Want Halal?   
    French Exchange 1994, Machecoul. lost in translation. I'm called over from the field we're playing in by the father and he points to the 8 or so chickens in the yard and asks which one I like the look of so thinking this is a petting opportunity I choose the cutest looking one and hold my arms out only for him to ring its neck in front of me and be served up for dinner 😳 tasted damned good though.
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    Happy Renting reacted to MrPin in Fucking Funerals   
    I'm not average, and I'm not 70!
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    Happy Renting got a reaction from stokiescum in Uk 9th largest manufacturer in world   
    Well f*** me sideways! Betwen the start of theis thread and second post we've gone up from 9th to 8th!
    Fast progress!
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    Happy Renting reacted to Cunning Plan in I'm under attack by the Workplace Diversity Nazis   
    It is it's, not its.
    Just so you know.
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    Happy Renting reacted to Funn3r in Marine Le Pen sent for reprogramming   
    She only said that because the Voices told her to
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    Happy Renting got a reaction from TheNickos in The make us laugh or fuck off thread   
    I'm off to get a Halfords sausage.
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    Happy Renting got a reaction from Hail the Tripod in Fat shamed by Piers Morgan   
    She'll be a burden on the NHS and Social Services.
    Actually, she's already a burden on the Earth's crust.
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    Happy Renting got a reaction from JackieO in Coolest things you’ve owned   
    They might be excellent for picking up convenient-sized stripped logs that somehow found themselves by the roadside.
    Looks like a lot of stuff that could go wrong,
    This is more fun. It claws, it chips, it shits chippings.
    I had one at Hereford. I can't say anything more.
     
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    Happy Renting reacted to DTMark in Katie Hopkins - an expensive lesson   
    UKIP bringing on board Tommy Robinson would probably be their greatest error of judgment ever.
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    Happy Renting got a reaction from Horrified Onlooker in Turkey   
    I recommend visiting Istanbul/ Byzantium/Constantinople while you still can. There are some amazing buildings there.
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    Happy Renting got a reaction from Kilham in "Okay" hand gesture now apparently hate crime???   
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    Katie Price's clunge/growler.

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    Levitating eggs forbidden

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    Condoms for swollen bell-ends available

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    This Hotel has a algae-contaminated jacuzzi
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    Happy Renting got a reaction from Kilham in "Okay" hand gesture now apparently hate crime???   
    🌭
    Katie Price's clunge/growler.

    🚯
    Levitating eggs forbidden

    🍗
    Condoms for swollen bell-ends available

    🥗
    This Hotel has a algae-contaminated jacuzzi
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    Happy Renting got a reaction from Frank Hovis in "Okay" hand gesture now apparently hate crime???   
    Seriously, that is the worst selection of icons/ wingdings/ whatever I have ever seen.

    What is the typeface called, 'Leftovers'?
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    Happy Renting reacted to Gordie Lastchance in The make us laugh or fuck off thread   
    Italian altar boy's confession
    “Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.”
    The priest asks, “Is that you, little Dominic Savino?”
    “Yes, Father, it is.”
    “And who was the girl you were with?”
    “I can’t tell you, Father. I don’t want to ruin her reputation.”
    “Well, Dominic, I’m sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?”
    Dominic: “I cannot say.”
    “Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?”
    Dominic: “I’ll never tell.”
    “Was it Nina Capelli?”
    Dominic: “'I’m sorry, but I cannot name her.”
    “Was it Cathy Piriano?”
    Dominic: “My lips are sealed.”
    “Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?”
    Dominic: “Please, Father, I cannot tell you.”
    The priest sighs in frustration. “You’re very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you’ve sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for four months. Now you go and behave yourself.”
    Dominic walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, “What’d you get?”
    “Four months’ vacation and five good leads.”
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    Happy Renting got a reaction from Kilham in "Okay" hand gesture now apparently hate crime???   
    🌭
    Katie Price's clunge/growler.

    🚯
    Levitating eggs forbidden

    🍗
    Condoms for swollen bell-ends available

    🥗
    This Hotel has a algae-contaminated jacuzzi
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    Happy Renting got a reaction from Kilham in "Okay" hand gesture now apparently hate crime???   
    🌭
    Katie Price's clunge/growler.

    🚯
    Levitating eggs forbidden

    🍗
    Condoms for swollen bell-ends available

    🥗
    This Hotel has a algae-contaminated jacuzzi
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    Happy Renting got a reaction from whocares in The big mental bride thread   
    OK, try this...
    I have a MILF friend in the US on Farceblook whose son is engaged to an asian woman.
    I don't know if the fiancee's family are in the US or not. But they are demanding a dowry.
    My friend is unhappy with this and was pleased last week to find that it is criminal in the US to demand a dowry under the US Dowry Prohibition Act clause 4.
    So presumably she is going to use this against the fiancee's family somehow.
    This will work out so well for all concerned....
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    Happy Renting reacted to Cunning Plan in "Okay" hand gesture now apparently hate crime???   
    I did. And every other bugger on the dive surfaced.
    We really do need to get this hand signal thing sorted.
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    Happy Renting reacted to Cunning Plan in "Okay" hand gesture now apparently hate crime???   
    That's my scuba diving holiday to Brazil scrubbed then.
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    Happy Renting got a reaction from OurDayWillCome in Salisbury part two   
    I knew I'd seen him somewhere before...

     
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    Happy Renting got a reaction from OurDayWillCome in Salisbury part two   
    I knew I'd seen him somewhere before...