Well they've only gone and sat one of them "work-experience" kids in the empty desk next to me at work.
Oh dear - what could possibly go wrong...? That desk isn't empty for no reason...!!!
He's a cocky little bastard mind - and I must confess I found him most entertaining for about ten minutes.
But then he started taking about fucking smart-phones.
"What ring-tone you got mate...?" he asked.
"Sorry son, but I must confess that I've never really looked," I replied.
"But I'm guessing it's probably a light shade of brown"...