Happy Renting

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    Happy Renting got a reaction from leggers in Emotional Support Animals   
    I like to shout, halfway-through a flight, "has anyone seen my emotional support tarantula?"
    I think everyone should benefit from it's calming effect, not just me.
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    Happy Renting got a reaction from maudit in Emotional Support Animals   
    I like to shout, halfway-through a flight, "has anyone seen my emotional support tarantula?"
    I think everyone should benefit from it's calming effect, not just me.
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    Happy Renting got a reaction from the gardener in Did man walk on the moon? 🌒   
    Oh, FFS, Concorde was FAKED. No way could a supersonic airliner make it across the Atlantic using 1960's technology. It landed in Ireland, with the drugged passengers loaded on Boeing 707's for the Atlantic leg of the journey.
    They were duped into thinking they were still on Concorde by having their watches reset and given Concorde-branded serviettes.
    Why do you think Shannon Airport was built in the middle of nowhere?
  4. Agree
    Happy Renting got a reaction from McKay in Dating farmers   
    In my country town we have a store that caters for farmers and horsey people. I go in there for occasional odds and ends because the prices are low - farmers are thrifty.
    I haven't the faintest idea what most of the stuff there is. Huge marker pens so you can write on sheep. Strange galvanised metal hitches and spikes. Elastic bands to make bollocks fall off. Fascinating place.
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    Happy Renting got a reaction from mooncat69 in Did man walk on the moon? 🌒   
    I've always wanted to use the mirror on the Moon as an echo chamber like one of the old Watkins Copycat tape loop machines.
    Use a guitar to modulate a high-power laser and wait about 2.5 seconds for the echo.
    Unfortunately only a few photons make it back, not enough for a recoverable sudio signal.
    Bouncing radio waves off the entire Moon might work.
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    Happy Renting reacted to One percent in Prince harry talks absolute bollox.   
    Christ on a bike.   I missed it. 
    No way am I clicking on that link. 
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    Happy Renting reacted to MrPin in Dating farmers   
    I'm sure it's not the same tractor getting bigger. It's probably a new tractor, that's bigger than the old one, like VW Golfs.
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    Happy Renting reacted to ashestoashes in Amusing or interesting local news stories   
    it'll be spotless, it's a quality street
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    Happy Renting got a reaction from The XYY Man in Old Car Spotting   
    Glad to hear the penisillin is finally working.
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    Happy Renting reacted to MrPin in Old Car Spotting   
    You should drive them through cardboard boxes.
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    Happy Renting got a reaction from Heart's Ease in Did man walk on the moon? 🌒   
    Oh, FFS, Concorde was FAKED. No way could a supersonic airliner make it across the Atlantic using 1960's technology. It landed in Ireland, with the drugged passengers loaded on Boeing 707's for the Atlantic leg of the journey.
    They were duped into thinking they were still on Concorde by having their watches reset and given Concorde-branded serviettes.
    Why do you think Shannon Airport was built in the middle of nowhere?
  12. Agree
    Happy Renting got a reaction from UnconventionalWisdom in Did man walk on the moon? 🌒   
    Oh, FFS, Concorde was FAKED. No way could a supersonic airliner make it across the Atlantic using 1960's technology. It landed in Ireland, with the drugged passengers loaded on Boeing 707's for the Atlantic leg of the journey.
    They were duped into thinking they were still on Concorde by having their watches reset and given Concorde-branded serviettes.
    Why do you think Shannon Airport was built in the middle of nowhere?
  13. Agree
    Happy Renting got a reaction from DeepLurker in Did man walk on the moon? 🌒   
    The Americans tried and failed to produce a viable supersonic transatlantic passenger jet.
    The Russians tried and failed to produce a viable supersonic transatlantic passenger jet.
    Yet the British supposedly succeeded, even though we were encumbered by Frenchmen.
    The interior of a 707 was fitted with a mocked-up narrower Concorde fuselage.
    Passengers from Heathrow were sent to sleep with drugged Martinis and NOx piped through the cabin. They were transferred to the 707, which was given a fake pointy nose to mislead them when they reached the US. 
    When they landed in the US they were distracted with duty-free Fabrge items so they wouldn't look at the aircraft exterior.
    The passengers didn't notice the time difference because the clocks at luggage collection were deisgned to run at a faster rate, making the passengers think they had arrived earliier than they actually had, and that US customs were unduly slow.
    Ever wondered why supersonic flight was 'banned' overland? It was because Concorde couldn't go supersonic.
     
     
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    Happy Renting got a reaction from DeepLurker in Did man walk on the moon? 🌒   
    Oh, FFS, Concorde was FAKED. No way could a supersonic airliner make it across the Atlantic using 1960's technology. It landed in Ireland, with the drugged passengers loaded on Boeing 707's for the Atlantic leg of the journey.
    They were duped into thinking they were still on Concorde by having their watches reset and given Concorde-branded serviettes.
    Why do you think Shannon Airport was built in the middle of nowhere?
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    Happy Renting got a reaction from DeepLurker in Did man walk on the moon? 🌒   
    I watched the Moon landings.
    I believed they were real then, and I believe it now.
    I actually feel sorry for those who saw it, but don't believe it. They were about the most amazing thing I have ever seen.
    Anyway, enjoy your speculations about LEMs popping and NASA Photoshopping. Some of it is hilarious.
    I wonder what Time Peake thinks of it all? Perhaps we will hear soon.
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    Happy Renting got a reaction from Lipid in Did man walk on the moon? 🌒   
    Oh, FFS, Concorde was FAKED. No way could a supersonic airliner make it across the Atlantic using 1960's technology. It landed in Ireland, with the drugged passengers loaded on Boeing 707's for the Atlantic leg of the journey.
    They were duped into thinking they were still on Concorde by having their watches reset and given Concorde-branded serviettes.
    Why do you think Shannon Airport was built in the middle of nowhere?
  17. Agree
    Happy Renting got a reaction from DeepLurker in Did man walk on the moon? 🌒   
    They don't exist, no need for them. All that was needed was special effects specialists according to most people here.
    The Moon doesn't exist anyway, it's just a projection on to God's arse (he is black, BTW).
  18. Agree
    Happy Renting got a reaction from goldbug9999 in Did man walk on the moon? 🌒   
    Oh, FFS, Concorde was FAKED. No way could a supersonic airliner make it across the Atlantic using 1960's technology. It landed in Ireland, with the drugged passengers loaded on Boeing 707's for the Atlantic leg of the journey.
    They were duped into thinking they were still on Concorde by having their watches reset and given Concorde-branded serviettes.
    Why do you think Shannon Airport was built in the middle of nowhere?
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    Happy Renting got a reaction from The XYY Man in Old Car Spotting   
    Funny that, I saw one in 1955.
  20. Agree
    Happy Renting got a reaction from The XYY Man in Old Car Spotting   
    That's longer than XYY lasts, according to his wife.
    She says XYY wouldn't find any.
  21. Agree
    Happy Renting got a reaction from NTB in Did man walk on the moon? 🌒   
    Oh, FFS, Concorde was FAKED. No way could a supersonic airliner make it across the Atlantic using 1960's technology. It landed in Ireland, with the drugged passengers loaded on Boeing 707's for the Atlantic leg of the journey.
    They were duped into thinking they were still on Concorde by having their watches reset and given Concorde-branded serviettes.
    Why do you think Shannon Airport was built in the middle of nowhere?
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    Happy Renting got a reaction from The Generation Game 🙌 in Did man walk on the moon? 🌒   
    Oh, FFS, Concorde was FAKED. No way could a supersonic airliner make it across the Atlantic using 1960's technology. It landed in Ireland, with the drugged passengers loaded on Boeing 707's for the Atlantic leg of the journey.
    They were duped into thinking they were still on Concorde by having their watches reset and given Concorde-branded serviettes.
    Why do you think Shannon Airport was built in the middle of nowhere?
  23. Agree
    Happy Renting got a reaction from TheBlueCat in Did man walk on the moon? 🌒   
    Oh, FFS, Concorde was FAKED. No way could a supersonic airliner make it across the Atlantic using 1960's technology. It landed in Ireland, with the drugged passengers loaded on Boeing 707's for the Atlantic leg of the journey.
    They were duped into thinking they were still on Concorde by having their watches reset and given Concorde-branded serviettes.
    Why do you think Shannon Airport was built in the middle of nowhere?
  24. Agree
    Happy Renting got a reaction from eight in Did man walk on the moon? 🌒   
    The Americans tried and failed to produce a viable supersonic transatlantic passenger jet.
    The Russians tried and failed to produce a viable supersonic transatlantic passenger jet.
    Yet the British supposedly succeeded, even though we were encumbered by Frenchmen.
    The interior of a 707 was fitted with a mocked-up narrower Concorde fuselage.
    Passengers from Heathrow were sent to sleep with drugged Martinis and NOx piped through the cabin. They were transferred to the 707, which was given a fake pointy nose to mislead them when they reached the US. 
    When they landed in the US they were distracted with duty-free Fabrge items so they wouldn't look at the aircraft exterior.
    The passengers didn't notice the time difference because the clocks at luggage collection were deisgned to run at a faster rate, making the passengers think they had arrived earliier than they actually had, and that US customs were unduly slow.
    Ever wondered why supersonic flight was 'banned' overland? It was because Concorde couldn't go supersonic.
     
     
  25. Agree
    Happy Renting got a reaction from Rowley in Did man walk on the moon? 🌒   
    Oh, FFS, Concorde was FAKED. No way could a supersonic airliner make it across the Atlantic using 1960's technology. It landed in Ireland, with the drugged passengers loaded on Boeing 707's for the Atlantic leg of the journey.
    They were duped into thinking they were still on Concorde by having their watches reset and given Concorde-branded serviettes.
    Why do you think Shannon Airport was built in the middle of nowhere?