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  1. Gotta be the start of a zombie apocalypse??
  2. A bird from Chatham goes home one night with a guy she met in a pub. He's tall, good looking, and seems different than most men . They arrive at his place and head straight to his bedroom. She can't help but notice shelves full of teddy bears. On the bottom are small teddy bears, on the middle are medium-sized teddy bears, and finally, on the top are large teddy bears, all lined up beside each other. She begins to think that he is sentimental and sweet, and he isn't afraid to show it. Her heart melts and she want to give him the night of his life. She gives him a blowjob, and lets him really give it to her, and even takes it up the arse! In the morning, she slowly gets dressed, and smiles at him and asks, "How was that?" He nods and says, "Not too fuckin' bad at all. Help yourself to a prize on the second shelf.
  3. Also the fact that flybe are making a loss on the flight which is now being covered by the tax payer Did Corbyn the nationaliser really lose the election ?
  4. Refuse to fly on their shitty wee planes , too bumpy , over priced , often late and way to many emergency landings EasyJet and Ryanair way better
  5. Whip, chair and a pistol
  6. Personalised immunotherapy treatment Some amazing trial results coming through, she may have been on a trial or spent a very large amount of money on treatment Could have been the power of prayer or a German cancer clinic, but doubt it
  7. Malthus

    prince to wed

    Cuckoo seen fleeing the nest in the company of a b***kbird 😜
  8. Watched Ray on Netflix last night Really good movie don’t know how I missed it when it was released
  9. Is dosbods big enough to need a wiki page ?
  10. Malthus

    EU brexit tax

    Might be an idea to do their accounts to see what level of taxation is needed πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€
  11. Easier way to work it out is to ask is Corbyn their friend ? If so they are a terrorist 😜