Cunning Plan

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    Deluded Old Scrapper Birds On Dating Sites

    Lad has just flown in from 4 months away. What are your plans? I asked. Lunch with the lads and then watching the big game this evening. What about the girlfriend? I asked. She can come over and watch the game, or see me afterwards, he replied. Wasn't she a bit pissed off about that, said I. No idea. I didn't ask her, he replied. I think he is going to be ok at relationships.
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    Brexit Betrayal thread

    When I was a lad we had a funny green cardboard thing you bought for a quid from the post office which let you get on the ferry to France with no bother. Then we joined the EEC.
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    Brexit Betrayal thread

    My secretary really wanted to take her family on an overseas holiday. Until she found out that just getting them all passports was over £300. The elites don't have a feckin clue how normal people live.
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    Deluded Old Scrapper Birds On Dating Sites

    It is for me. Makes me realise how lucky I am. 😁😁
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    Deluded Old Scrapper Birds On Dating Sites

    Something you want to share with the group?
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    Deluded Old Scrapper Birds On Dating Sites

    It was 25 years ago. Tepid is a compliment nowadays.
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    Deluded Old Scrapper Birds On Dating Sites

    This. Mrs Plan was a barmaid in my local (and very hot at the time). She saw me turn up with (in her words) a 'multitude of freshly showered women' on Saturday lunchtime. Again to quote her, she needed to know what was so special.
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    A Corbyn Goverment

    Not sure how well that will work with our FPTP system. We could just end up with a party with a decent margin of seats but only 10% of the popular vote.
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    Twat of the day.

    Some extraordinary assumptions in those statements. I assume you have the stats to back them up?
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    Question Time

    How's it going? I expect you are probably getting cramp in the wrist by now?
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    Question Time

    To be fair to Nicky Morgan, if you go to Loughborough, her office is bang central in the town square with a massive sign and an open door. I guess she is a good constituency mp.
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    Username change poll/feedback

    Did the same for my lad with American Airlines. 'No problem sir. These things happen. All changed for you. No charge' Ryanair are scum.
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    The overpriced tat thread

    No one can eat 30 dates. And if they did, they would be missing for a few hours. ' Eat me' dates are definitely breaking some advertising code.
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    Question Time

    Agreed. Good call.
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    Trivial Things that annoy you

    Or have a longer cock 😈