Cunning Plan

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    Cunning Plan got a reaction from Funn3r in Trivial Things that annoy you   
    I had more than my fair share of cabin crew in my younger days. They all referred to themselves as hosties (or CSD- Chief sandwich dispenser - for the senior ones).
    And don't forget we are known as SLF - self loading freight.
     
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    Cunning Plan got a reaction from DocH in Something fishy   
    Like wonderbras?
     
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    Cunning Plan reacted to shindigger in I’m back!   
    On the face of it yes, but he's been gaining ground via LBC i'd say. Its not been a complete waste.
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    Cunning Plan reacted to gibbon in I’m back!   
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    Cunning Plan got a reaction from null; in Viloent crime, knife crime and sex attacks all the the rise. I wonder why?   
    I think Trump was actually saying even if America banned guns, it wouldn't stop murder, and giving London as an example.
    The media seem to have heard something different.
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    Cunning Plan got a reaction from wherebee in The Happy Fluffy Pink Unicorn Thread.   
    No. He is an arse that has caused me shit loads of stress over the last fortnight.
    He was just born with some fairly pointless ability to hit a little white ball a long way. Which is giving him some fantastic opportunities. 
     
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    Cunning Plan reacted to leonardratso in Explosion at Manchester Arena   
    send some pork.
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    Cunning Plan got a reaction from The XYY Man in I think we'd better be going home now, Johnny!   
    Quiche?
    Have you been turned?
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    Cunning Plan got a reaction from twocents in The Germany is fucked thread   
    From a lamp post?
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    Cunning Plan got a reaction from twocents in The Germany is fucked thread   
    From a lamp post?
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    Cunning Plan got a reaction from The XYY Man in Tommy Robinson thread   
    It's pronounced 'quickie' up Norf.
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    Cunning Plan got a reaction from twocents in The Germany is fucked thread   
    From a lamp post?
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    Cunning Plan got a reaction from The XYY Man in Tommy Robinson thread   
    It's pronounced 'quickie' up Norf.
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    Cunning Plan reacted to Wahoo in Tommy Robinson thread   
    Did he like quiche?
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    Cunning Plan reacted to JoeDavola in I think we'd better be going home now, Johnny!   
    Dunno about bullets but judging by that post count you've been dodging plenty of work the last year or so.

    (written by a fellow work dodger)
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    Cunning Plan got a reaction from The XYY Man in I think we'd better be going home now, Johnny!   
    Quiche?
    Have you been turned?
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    Cunning Plan reacted to Roger_Mellie in Trivial Things that annoy you   
    No, no, no! Everyone gets a seat assigned, and you sit in the fucking thing. It's not rocket science, it's just basic... Well not even courtesy, just common sense. You sit in my seat and refuse to move there will be a scene. 
    Trains are the same, I often try and take a sneaky second guess at which person isn't going to turn up to take their reserved seat, happens all the time. But if the person who has reserved the seat turns up no way would I ever dream of refusing to move.
    One last thing - anybody tries to bully my kids out of their seat and I'd be getting met by the police on the tarmac because I'd go fucking ballistic. I doubt the hostesses would let anyone get away with that anyway, so the anecdote really surprises me. Refuse to obey the instructions of an air hostess and you will get your collar felt when you land.
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    Cunning Plan reacted to Sgt Hartman in Trivial Things that annoy you   
    I take my millimetres and khazi-distance very seriously on board cheapo airlines.
    To be fair, it ain't worth paying the extra. It's just as shite with or without a willys-worth more room.
    Sorry for being a grump. It's been a long day.

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    Cunning Plan reacted to ashestoashes in The Germany is fucked thread   
    if only they had a word for schadenfreude
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    Cunning Plan reacted to Alex in The Germany is fucked thread   
    We moved from the area of the first school. The second school isn't even close to where we live, but was the one to which the girls were assigned as non-German-speakers.
    The bureaucracy here is legendary in its Byzantine complexity and incompetence, but it's completely overwhelmed. We're nimble: we've moved countries twice and can do again if that's what's required for the girls to have a good life.
    I don't care about race but I do care about culture.
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    Cunning Plan reacted to Kurt Barlow in imigrents   
    No there should be a specific ban on them
    Everyone of them I had the misfortune to meet (which was a lot) in Oz were complete cunts who worked to exclude everyone else who was not white south African. 
    After that I lost any sympathy I had for them. 
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    Cunning Plan reacted to Bkkandrew in TV Licence   
    Missed this. What on earth made you think I was a barrister? I don’t even post on the coffee machine thread!
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    Cunning Plan got a reaction from Long time lurking in imigrents   
    That's why I qualified my statement. I was in Cape Town 18 years ago today and much preferred chatting with the staff in the hotel than the Africaans. But these were hard working people who were no doubt different to many of their countrymen.
    I would rather not have any random South African come to stay. There are too many nutters on both sides of the equation.
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    Cunning Plan reacted to Captain Cavey in Bloody Metric   
    I’ve always thought that there’s a Nobel prize waiting for a boffin who invents a pill that makes spunk taste like Bailey’s 
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    Cunning Plan reacted to Captain Cavey in Bloody Metric   
    Does anyone else see minty cock and balls?