Cunning Plan

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    Cunning Plan got a reaction from SpectrumFX in Deluded Old Scrapper Birds On Dating Sites   
    It was 25 years ago.
    Tepid is a compliment nowadays.
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    Cunning Plan got a reaction from the gardener in Brexit Betrayal thread   
    When I was a lad we had a funny green cardboard thing you bought for a quid from the post office which let you get on the ferry to France with no bother.
    Then we joined the EEC.
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    Cunning Plan got a reaction from Frank Hovis in Deluded Old Scrapper Birds On Dating Sites   
    Lad has just flown in from 4 months away.
    What are your plans? I asked.
    Lunch with the lads and then watching the big game this evening.
    What about the girlfriend? I asked.
    She can come over and watch the game, or see me afterwards, he replied.
    Wasn't she a bit pissed off about that, said I.
    No idea. I didn't ask her, he replied.
    I think he is going to be ok at relationships.
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    Cunning Plan got a reaction from Van Lady in Deluded Old Scrapper Birds On Dating Sites   
    It is for me. Makes me realise how lucky I am.
    😁😁
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    Cunning Plan got a reaction from Frank Hovis in Deluded Old Scrapper Birds On Dating Sites   
    Lad has just flown in from 4 months away.
    What are your plans? I asked.
    Lunch with the lads and then watching the big game this evening.
    What about the girlfriend? I asked.
    She can come over and watch the game, or see me afterwards, he replied.
    Wasn't she a bit pissed off about that, said I.
    No idea. I didn't ask her, he replied.
    I think he is going to be ok at relationships.
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    Cunning Plan reacted to Harley in Is this site a balanced mix of opinions?   
    This site is like going down the pub with your mates and putting the world to right - only you don't have to buy a round!
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    Cunning Plan got a reaction from Van Lady in Deluded Old Scrapper Birds On Dating Sites   
    It is for me. Makes me realise how lucky I am.
    😁😁
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    Cunning Plan reacted to Frank Hovis in Gaming addiction   
    I took a view and decided that I didn't want to spend my time doing it; partly because I can have an addictive personality so would probably be playing until four in the morning.
    Maybe I could play for just half an hour a night but I'm not risking it.
    I appreciate that it is comparable to a book in that you are following a storyline written by somebody else but books are easily put down.
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    Cunning Plan got a reaction from wherebee in Brexit Betrayal thread   
    My secretary really wanted to take her family on an overseas holiday.
    Until she found out that just getting them all passports was over £300.
    The elites don't have a feckin clue how normal people live.
  10. Agree
    Cunning Plan got a reaction from the gardener in Brexit Betrayal thread   
    When I was a lad we had a funny green cardboard thing you bought for a quid from the post office which let you get on the ferry to France with no bother.
    Then we joined the EEC.
  11. Agree
    Cunning Plan got a reaction from Van Lady in Deluded Old Scrapper Birds On Dating Sites   
    It is for me. Makes me realise how lucky I am.
    😁😁
  12. Agree
    Cunning Plan got a reaction from wherebee in Brexit Betrayal thread   
    My secretary really wanted to take her family on an overseas holiday.
    Until she found out that just getting them all passports was over £300.
    The elites don't have a feckin clue how normal people live.
  13. Agree
    Cunning Plan got a reaction from Van Lady in Deluded Old Scrapper Birds On Dating Sites   
    It is for me. Makes me realise how lucky I am.
    😁😁
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    Cunning Plan reacted to The Masked Tulip in Deluded Old Scrapper Birds On Dating Sites   
    Isn't it? Feck! I'll have to go find something else to do with my life now.
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    Cunning Plan reacted to The XYY Man in The make us laugh or fuck off thread   
    Just a quick "fuck off" to all of those who said my dyslexia would prevent me from ever earning a living with my poetry.
    So far, I've sold ten plates, two jugs and a vase...

     
    XYY
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    Cunning Plan reacted to Happy Renting in Well, I never knew Father Christmas was that fit.   
    My reaction to the pic is that the wallpapering needs fixing and the interior decorating could do with a makeover.
    I think I'm turning into a girlie. I blame oestrogens and the ΒBC.
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    Cunning Plan got a reaction from spygirl in Huddersfield grooming: Twenty guilty of campaign of rape and abuse   
    There are just over 2m Manchester united supporters in the UK.
    Which puts their number  higher than Muslim men of Pakistani origin.
    If 80% of child gang rapes were carried out by Man U fans, what do you think the reaction be? Would the authorities and women support them?
    What would be the reception of a bloke in a Man U shirt turning up to a child's play area be?
    Makes you think.
     
     
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    Cunning Plan got a reaction from gilf in Missing buses   
    There was an expert (journalist) on the radio earlier talking about work life balance.
    She stated that everyone she knew opted to work from home on Fridays and it made great sense.
    Just a guess but her circle of friends doesn't include nurses, delivery drivers, mechanics, shop staff, binmen etc.
    Just another out of touch talking head.
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    Cunning Plan got a reaction from The Generation Game in Question Time   
    How's it going?
    I expect you are probably getting cramp in the wrist by now?
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    Cunning Plan reacted to goldbug9999 in Twat of the day.   
    Citation ?. Your going to withhold from a child two of the primary means that nature has evolved to fuel a growing body over millions of years, namely eggs and milk ?
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    Cunning Plan reacted to One percent in Twat of the day.   
    And they should be roundly told to fuck off and not pandered to. 
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    Cunning Plan reacted to eight in Children's Characters You Can't Stand   
    Hartley Hare off Pipkins always looked terminally ill to me. Not to mention likely being the inspiration behind Donnie Darko.
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    Cunning Plan reacted to Band in Question Time   
    He'd have been replaced long ago if he was.
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    Cunning Plan got a reaction from Charles Carter in What little things do you do, to test yourself?   
    I have tried to watch Question Time without alcohol.
    I think I nearly managed it once.
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    Cunning Plan reacted to One percent in Health and Safety jobsworths   
    I am not very impressed by your fitness routine.