Glue bag

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  1. Glue bag

    “I’d go gay for...”

    remember, its only gay if you push back, at least thats what they told me in prison, and its only a bit of skin brother....
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    Another record absolutely smashed!

    https://goo.gl/images/Zwe7rp
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    Another record absolutely smashed!

    average days poo has to be about 16oz? 47 days worth is 16 lbs? say ~7kg? like carrying twins.
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    Another record absolutely smashed!

    That's hard to comprehend, 47 days and eating all the while? Looks like he had a strategy, caked up on crunchy dry crap to create a plug...Thats going to hurt when it decides to show its head... unless he has a cessarian? Longest for me was a week when i first ever stayed over at mrs gluebags. when on the way home i had the griping pains on the ferry to singers...but could not use the squalid fishy pissy sqaut pits on that....headed straight to the office at the ferry terminal and went into labour..it was a good consitency and was a only what i can describe as a clay python. i was so proud i moved to the next trap, wiped and flushed in therr so that i could preserve the krakken i had laid..i expect omebody.somewhere will still be telling others about what he found....if he surbived the scare?..went to the office feeling 10lbs lighter and childishly proud of myself
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    Tremor South Wales?

    felt a funny shaking feeling 10mins ago in north east wiltshire...was in my study, went to the landing expecting my nippers to be playing on the stairs but they were in the garden. thought it odd. The gods are angry. better sacrifce a beer in their honor
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    Women you fancied and then found out they were lesbians

    maybe i am but they all got married and had kids...id expect that had more to do with it as opposed to filandering with me
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    Dosbods day out. Anyone fancy it?

    no drama. no expectations here, i know how it gets and im not lonely or needy knocked the snout on the head yet? im just home...loading the vape with some white widow. lets see how far i get through the album i put on before im asleep. enjoy your weekend.
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    Rentsex

    From a shop in Hackney, 2016
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    Women you fancied and then found out they were lesbians

    haha i did go through a phase of wondering when i saw them on facebook...saw the first and was surprised...then the 2nd and 3rd and i was like, maybe i got a kind of lesbian midas touch...haha..for context they were never deep n meaningfuls...early 20 something flings if anything...they all went on to get married and have kids. ill blame their husbands
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    Women you fancied and then found out they were lesbians

    she was wearing jumpers on qvc...not presenting...not gonna get papped outside the ivy looking worst for wear on that accolade. i meant famous as in household name.
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    Women you fancied and then found out they were lesbians

    my past is littered with them. i knew a catwalk model (not famous...she was on qvc a few years back thouh) who was great when others were around...when just us she would cry,, throw shit at me and scream in a ball on the floor...always the victim and it was always my fault for not supporting her. needed a dad / parental role model more than a boyfriend. terribly sad, but man i had a few.bunk ups with her that where pure filth. i learnt the term "honey mooners disease" from her ( too much usage makes johnny a.sore boy)
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    Women you fancied and then found out they were lesbians

    its a waste of natural resources...if ever a rack screamed "sausage sarnies".it was hers.
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    Women you fancied and then found out they were lesbians

    sorry to hear that. looks like your laughing about it now though. are they still togther? did your session not cure her ? lucky escape i reckon.
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    Women you fancied and then found out they were lesbians

    3 ex birds of mine are now full on lezzas....had kids...then decided to pierce their nose, get one of them half short half long hair dos and wear black....fit the mold above to a tee. not that i was the bastard.bloke to instigate it....but yeh, think your on to something here. i concur.
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    Women you fancied and then found out they were lesbians

    sam fox...only found out a few years ago and thought it was a wind up.