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    One banana, two banana, three banana poor...

    Having seen Meghan Markle and bananas in the same sentence, I’m just waiting until the thought police arrive having committed a minimum of two thought crimes.
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    giveing the system the bird

    Resurrecting this as the nearest thing to a Finnish Metal thread. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r68y-IoMGtk&feature=share https://youtu.be/r68y-IoMGtk Vocal coach reacting to Nightwish performing Ghost Love Score. She starts off a bit “hmmm” but soon starts to feel it and by the end is like “oh my god, shit, I need a lie down”. Just brilliant!
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    The US Mid-Term Elections

    Women voting for women, like blacks voting for Obama. Any ism is only an ism if done by a white male, apparently.
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    Malaysia Bans Import of UK Plastic

    Better than burning the plastic, gasify it. Seems the tech is getting there: https://www.powerhouseenergy.net/
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    Bye bye Treason May?

    Last few percent takes longer than the rest like the progress bar on the PC, perhaps MayBot runs on Windows.
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    Bye bye Treason May?

    We voted leave because we were so concerned about trade across the Irish border, obviously.
  7. Merest accusation against a pale stale male then their name would be out there to encourage other victims to come forwards.
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    Britain part of Yemen war

    Of course UK is involved, sells a shitload of weapons to Saudi. Would love to sell to Iran too but can’t because of sanctions.
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    Golly gosh words we no longer use

    callipygous in my opinion the most beautiful word in the English language.
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    Axes of Evil

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    Bye bye Treason May?

    What? I thought Jon Snow was really a Targaryen!
  12. Yorkshire folk, obviously. What they’re saying is not “Allah Akbar”, it’s clearly local dialect “Al’a ‘ak bah” which is “All I hack without”, as they hack with their knife. Skin colour? That’s just coal dust from working down t’pit.
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    US virtue signaller now unemployed

    Nike would be wise to market their trainers to people who will, or their parents will, pay full price for them. Not people who will loot trainers during a riot or take them from some other kid at knifepoint.
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    Kebab shops - Drugs and child abuse?

    As well as money laundering and tax credits, they’re an immigration route too. Not a single skilled kebab chef amongst the UK population so we simply must allow some in from elsewhere.
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    Aretha Franklin - over the top coverage?

    R.E.S.P.E.C.T and Sisters are doin’ It for themselves are staples on the set list in most gay bars, as frequented by many MSM types.