Cosmic Apple

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  1. Cosmic Apple

    How popular is your name?

    Must be. It was very popular in the 80s through to the early 90s I believe. I have my own book in the bible
  2. Cosmic Apple

    The normalisation of female obesity

    Bet they've not been that size for 50-60 years though!
  3. Cosmic Apple

    PCP for New Cars

    Yep. Only ones I've noticed have been VWs though for some reason. One in primer grey the other in white... uch.
  4. Cosmic Apple

    Fat shamed by Piers Morgan

    Put the fucking cake on hold! They are wrong. Idiot.
  5. Cosmic Apple

    How popular is your name?

    Or Tony?
  6. Cosmic Apple

    How popular is your name?

    It would appear an awful lot of traditional 'English' names had their peak at 1996 and have been in decline since, the only one I've found that does swing back up is David. Wonder why that is?
  7. Cosmic Apple

    How popular is your name?

    1900 baby boys with my full biblical name, but only 21 boys and 3 girls with the shortened version I use for everything, even some bank accounts (not sure how as its in full on my licence and passport which I've used to verify my ID).
  8. Cosmic Apple

    School canteen spiked with laxative

    My partner got me some sugar free sweets from Aldi that had that effect. A small box so I ate them all. When sat on the can half an hour later I decided to read the box I'd shoved in my pocket, 'excessive consumption may cause laxative effects'. Cheaper than a prescription if I'm ever in need...
  9. Cosmic Apple

    Leopards trying to change their spots

    ex-Labour working class voters would tell the little cunt where he can fucking stick it.
  10. Cosmic Apple

    Storm Ali - yes, they called it Ali.

    Its a gender fluid storm.
  11. Cosmic Apple

    Storm Ali - yes, they called it Ali.

    Long and very light... huge surface area. Probably shouldn't have been on the road in this weather.
  12. Cosmic Apple

    Storm Ali - yes, they called it Ali.

    Perfect washing drying weather, if you can keep the damn stuff on the line.
  13. I have this same issue, except that its me who's impatient to move. I want somewhere with more room, more garage/shed space and off the top of this damn hill. If something that fits all my requirements comes up I'll go on it, fix for as long as possible. I would be 30-40% LTV and still have a chunk in an ISA. Downside is that I'll have a lot less money to take advantage of any crash in equities.
  14. Cosmic Apple

    TESLA Unsworth, the man called a "child rapist" by Musk on Twitter is suing...
  15. Cosmic Apple

    Amazon Fire TV stick - pure evil!

    Not had this issue with the firestick or firetv. I have a linux box operating as my gateway so easy to monitor, control and generate historic graphs of usage.