hapax legomenon

Unpopular opinion but alcohol should not be served on any flights and anyone clearly under the influence should not be allowed to fly.

I was banned (by Banner) for stating that in my experience maintenance expenses whilst owning a house are pretty negligible in the grand scheme of things

or Halal slaughter

Shes no Ben Houchen

Wrong way down a one way street is quite common

'The bus is turning right, we will let him go'. Didn't know what he meant by this.

Lived in Abu Dhabi for 10 years. Very safe, lots of beer. He will have a great time.

N'aim is Gaelic if I'm correct and is actually pronounced 'Derek'

They would have got away with it as well if it wasn't for those pesky kids.

I travel from Darlington to Carlisle for most Saturday home games. I enjoy the fact they are not in the top flight, like the small crowds, uncrowded stadium and parochial nature of the club. Was not bothered when they went down to the conference (was actually one of the best seasons we had as we were head and shoulders above most of the teams so were getting some cracking wins). Wish they had more local lads playing. I would rather watch a team made up of all local lads doing their best than a team like Man City

Worzel was bizarre. Two black kids shoehorned in. Makes anything like this completely unwatchable, not because I dislike black people but rather because I feel complicit in tacit agreement of an agenda I do not believe in.