ashestoashes

usually it's taffy all over the road

think the child is going to be attracted to guns when grown up

yes, she's got fluff in her belly button

I think you zoomed in further than you think you did.

And don't forget the poor commentator.
"This is the sixth time this jockey's ridden MyFace."
"He's on MyFace, and what a sight to behold as he straddles MyFace so powerfully."
"So he's on MyFace as we enter the final furlong, and MyFace is getting a bit tired now, with sweat pouring down the sides of MyFace - and here comes Laughing Boy, bearing down on MyFace as the pace quickens - MyFace is being given one hell of a hard ride here, and it's neck and neck - but oh! MyFace takes it by a whisker."
"Apparently, there is going to be a stewards' enquiry. The jockey was seen to be using the whip on MyFace without any restraint."
 

time for some leather collars to protect from these attacks

Ms bloke is called Hobbit, Mr bloke is called Jake and they privately joke about who is lord of the ring
looks like a girl to me

think the child is going to be attracted to guns when grown up

Orkney's the only cheese isle I can think of

next news story - customers complain because black hair products keep getting nicked and are not available

think the child is going to be attracted to guns when grown up

Orkney's the only cheese isle I can think of

must be worrying if you're looking after a cannabis farm

problem is they'll have to tell the jockey to sit on my face 

he's lucky they were only playing

Orkney's the only cheese isle I can think of

must be worrying if you're looking after a cannabis farm

next news story - customers complain because black hair products keep getting nicked and are not available

next news story - customers complain because black hair products keep getting nicked and are not available

Ms bloke is called Hobbit, Mr bloke is called Jake and they privately joke about who is lord of the ring
looks like a girl to me

It's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it. 
George Carlin. 

you've changed the question, you asked what the american dream was. With property taxes and healthcare costs and reduced middle class it's harder for most to survive in the US, hence people living on the street/caravan parks/doing multiple jobs
you would probably be bankrupt if you were in the US

think the child is going to be attracted to guns when grown up

next news story - customers complain because black hair products keep getting nicked and are not available

think the child is going to be attracted to guns when grown up