Roger_Mellie

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    Roger_Mellie got a reaction from The XYY Man in Islamification of Europe   
    The song about your cock? I thought your cock was actually in the band - little Jimmy?
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    Roger_Mellie got a reaction from sarahbell in Cancel cancel culture   
    With love from me to you?
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    Roger_Mellie got a reaction from Option5 in Elf n safety boobs - post 'em up   
    It's only sporting innit? Give the natives a chance, like the days of wearing smart red jackets into battle.
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    Roger_Mellie reacted to Inigo in Stiff upper lip   
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    Roger_Mellie got a reaction from Hopeful in Cancel cancel culture   
    She should have stayed out of it in the fucking first place. Problem with the likes of Rowling is she had no idea what she was dealing with. 
    Each man's death diminishes me,
    For I am involved in mankind.
    Therefore, send not to know
    For whom the bell tolls,
    It tolls for thee.
    Poacher turned gamekeeper, but all too late. Fuck them both, they'll never admit they were wrong.
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    Roger_Mellie got a reaction from whitevanman in Cancel cancel culture   
    She should have stayed out of it in the fucking first place. Problem with the likes of Rowling is she had no idea what she was dealing with. 
    Each man's death diminishes me,
    For I am involved in mankind.
    Therefore, send not to know
    For whom the bell tolls,
    It tolls for thee.
    Poacher turned gamekeeper, but all too late. Fuck them both, they'll never admit they were wrong.
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    Roger_Mellie got a reaction from gilf in Elf n safety boobs - post 'em up   
    Who said it was perfect?
    You've only got to look at the stats, modern EHS procedures at work save lives and prevent injuries.
    It's easy to get blase about it, but imagine if it was someone close to you that went to work and never came back because they got killed in an innocuous, easily preventable accident.
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    Roger_Mellie got a reaction from gilf in Stiff upper lip   
    I haven't really watched HIGNFY since Deayton stopped presenting it. To put it into perspective it was getting old when I was a kid, and I'm now rapidly approaching middle age. It's like they can't think of anything else to fill that half hour.
    But in its day I always preferred Paul Merton.
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    Roger_Mellie got a reaction from onlyme in Cancel cancel culture   
    She should have stayed out of it in the fucking first place. Problem with the likes of Rowling is she had no idea what she was dealing with. 
    Each man's death diminishes me,
    For I am involved in mankind.
    Therefore, send not to know
    For whom the bell tolls,
    It tolls for thee.
    Poacher turned gamekeeper, but all too late. Fuck them both, they'll never admit they were wrong.
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    Roger_Mellie got a reaction from the gardener in Cancel cancel culture   
    She should have stayed out of it in the fucking first place. Problem with the likes of Rowling is she had no idea what she was dealing with. 
    Each man's death diminishes me,
    For I am involved in mankind.
    Therefore, send not to know
    For whom the bell tolls,
    It tolls for thee.
    Poacher turned gamekeeper, but all too late. Fuck them both, they'll never admit they were wrong.
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    Roger_Mellie got a reaction from Hail the Tripod in Cancel cancel culture   
    She should have stayed out of it in the fucking first place. Problem with the likes of Rowling is she had no idea what she was dealing with. 
    Each man's death diminishes me,
    For I am involved in mankind.
    Therefore, send not to know
    For whom the bell tolls,
    It tolls for thee.
    Poacher turned gamekeeper, but all too late. Fuck them both, they'll never admit they were wrong.
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    Roger_Mellie reacted to One percent in Stiff upper lip   
    It is now unwatchable. Completely woke and sjw.  
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    Roger_Mellie got a reaction from ninjaborrower in Stiff upper lip   
    I haven't really watched HIGNFY since Deayton stopped presenting it. To put it into perspective it was getting old when I was a kid, and I'm now rapidly approaching middle age. It's like they can't think of anything else to fill that half hour.
    But in its day I always preferred Paul Merton.
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    Roger_Mellie got a reaction from the gardener in Stiff upper lip   
    I haven't really watched HIGNFY since Deayton stopped presenting it. To put it into perspective it was getting old when I was a kid, and I'm now rapidly approaching middle age. It's like they can't think of anything else to fill that half hour.
    But in its day I always preferred Paul Merton.
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    Roger_Mellie got a reaction from One percent in Stiff upper lip   
    I haven't really watched HIGNFY since Deayton stopped presenting it. To put it into perspective it was getting old when I was a kid, and I'm now rapidly approaching middle age. It's like they can't think of anything else to fill that half hour.
    But in its day I always preferred Paul Merton.
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    Roger_Mellie got a reaction from Frank Hovis in Stiff upper lip   
    I haven't really watched HIGNFY since Deayton stopped presenting it. To put it into perspective it was getting old when I was a kid, and I'm now rapidly approaching middle age. It's like they can't think of anything else to fill that half hour.
    But in its day I always preferred Paul Merton.
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    Roger_Mellie got a reaction from The Idiocrat in Stiff upper lip   
    I really like that sketch.
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    Roger_Mellie got a reaction from whocares in Stiff upper lip   
    I really like that sketch.
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    Roger_Mellie got a reaction from Van Lady in Cancel cancel culture   
    She should have stayed out of it in the fucking first place. Problem with the likes of Rowling is she had no idea what she was dealing with. 
    Each man's death diminishes me,
    For I am involved in mankind.
    Therefore, send not to know
    For whom the bell tolls,
    It tolls for thee.
    Poacher turned gamekeeper, but all too late. Fuck them both, they'll never admit they were wrong.
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    Roger_Mellie got a reaction from twocents in Cancel cancel culture   
    She should have stayed out of it in the fucking first place. Problem with the likes of Rowling is she had no idea what she was dealing with. 
    Each man's death diminishes me,
    For I am involved in mankind.
    Therefore, send not to know
    For whom the bell tolls,
    It tolls for thee.
    Poacher turned gamekeeper, but all too late. Fuck them both, they'll never admit they were wrong.
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    Roger_Mellie reacted to eight in Surreal websites   
    I liked Herman's Hermit. A single pane cartoon about a kid called Herman who had his very own hermit at the bottom of his garden.
    "Hello Hermit, are you coming out to play today?"
    "Fuck off, leave me alone".
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    Roger_Mellie reacted to The XYY Man in Surreal websites   
    I would've been happier with the money she spunked if it had been from Viz, but it really is a thing...
    https://www.boots.com/brands/ladycare
    There's even one for blokes now. Not quite sure what that's meant to do.
    Our lass works in the canteen at work and she had it on one day, and was picking up all the trays with dirty plates and cutlery to take to the sink. She walked round for ten minutes with a dessert spoon dangling from her minge until someone told her...!
     
    XYY
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    Roger_Mellie got a reaction from The XYY Man in Surreal websites   
    She bought that mail order from Viz, didn't she?
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    Roger_Mellie reacted to Happy Renting in Surreal websites   
    I remember a laptop produced in the 1980's called the Librette. The salesman who demonstrated it to us apologised for it sounding like a sanitary towel.  Class.  
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    Roger_Mellie reacted to eight in Surreal websites   
    It's a fanny magnet.