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    ... got a reaction from Austin Allegro in Annoying Colleagues   
    Clean snap?  As in a shit that doesn't really need any wiping?  A check/courtesy wipe just to be totally sure?  That is a beautiful thing.
    Anyone know the best diet to achieve this on a regular basis?
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    ... reacted to Hail the Tripod in How to live mortgage free with sarah beeny   
    I'd brave that danger.
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    ... reacted to The XYY Man in French Election 2017   
    Miss Fletcher, Brierton Comprehensive, Hartlepool, 1977.
    Mid to late 30's, hard-faced dirty looking Welsh milf that wore an over-worked black bra under a wafer-thin white blouse, with the button below "decent" always un-fastened - and a grey pencil-skirt and black (hopefully) stocking or tights to complete the ensemble.
    As if this wasn't enough - as the science teacher, she also cut up frogs, and killed chicks with formaldehyde right in front of us 11 to 12 year olds.
    To this day, she still features as an occasional transaction on the monthly statement from my wank-bank...
     
    XYY
     
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    ... got a reaction from The Masked Tulip in Self-surgery on Lipoma - anyone tried it?   
    Have a go anyway.  Vid it, for the DOSBODS, obviously.
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    ... got a reaction from Carl Fimble in June election - which way will you vote?   
    Now you're talking.  If you're gonna chuck Abbot into the mix then I'll be giving them both a face like a painters radio.
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    ... got a reaction from SCC in Deprived childhood - toys you wanted but didn't get   
    Same here.  Never managed to get any of the cool Raleigh bikes.  Most of the other kids had them.  I remember filling out an entry form that was in Wizzer and Chips comic, to win a Grifter XL.  Spent days thinking up the best tiebreaker as to why I wanted the bike.  I waited 6 weeks to win it, dreaming about it.  Didn't win it.  The cunts.
     
     

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    ... got a reaction from wherebee in Comedy couples   
    You can almost see her testicles hanging out of the bottom of her shorts
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    ... got a reaction from Mrs XYY in Mrs XYYs Sexual Problems Page   
    Dear Mrs XYY,
    I regularly follow through when I ejaculate.  Is this normal?  If not is it something I should be worried about?  And do women find this a turn-on?   So far I've only ever had intercourse with blind women and have always blamed it on the dog, before hurrying them out of the bedroom and cleaning up in secret.
    Thanks,
    The Prick
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    ... got a reaction from Green Devil in Gideot to quit   
    Good, fuck off Osborne you stupid cunt
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    ... got a reaction from Green Devil in Gideot to quit   
    Good, fuck off Osborne you stupid cunt
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    ... got a reaction from Green Devil in Gideot to quit   
    Good, fuck off Osborne you stupid cunt
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    ... got a reaction from Van Lady in May to make Downing Street statement   
    Call its name, the cunt will come out
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    ... got a reaction from SCC in What's the best thing under £200 you've bought?   
    Funny as fuck
    Didn't realise they were that clever
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    ... reacted to Sgt Hartman in Death by social media   
    Yup, everyone is their own PR manager now.
    I honestly think the negatives of it outweigh the positives by quite some degree. It appears to have skewed how society thinks and behaves, you're either with the facebook/Twitter/ instagram love-in or you've got something to hide.
    Everyone is a critic, political pundit, connoisseur, model, proud Dad, yummy mummy and Ansell Adams all rolled into one and at the same time, nobody really cares, but the one to shout, "come on! This is shit, go for a walk, meet your mates at the pub or maybe just shut the fuck up for 30 seconds", gets lynched.
    Basically it just turns people into massive dicks.
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    ... got a reaction from BBH in Kelvin McKenzie Ross Barkley Discuss   
    He never complained

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    ... got a reaction from BBH in Kelvin McKenzie Ross Barkley Discuss   
    He never complained

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    ... reacted to The XYY Man in Welcome!   
    I leave that kind of thing to my wife...
     
    XYY
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    ... got a reaction from The XYY Man in Welcome!   
    Spunko - any chance you can do the same with XYY on this site? 
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    ... reacted to ccc in Forum motto   
    Chat forum for cunts
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    ... got a reaction from JFK in Forum motto   
    FOAD
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    ... got a reaction from The XYY Man in Arguments to defeat SJWs   
    Can you get back to talking about minge now?
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    ... got a reaction from SCC in Islamification of Europe   
    You could earn a packet doing cold calling selling I reckon.
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    ... got a reaction from One percent in Trivial Things that annoy you   
    Anyone who says anything
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    ... got a reaction from The Masked Tulip in Threesomes   
    I've had that, used to stand behind me with her hands in my pockets.  Funnily enough her daughter was bi so I tried to get her and her tasty blonde mate back to my place for a threesome after a Christmas party.  I was a teenager so didn't have a clue, my only strategy was to get them as drunk as possible as pop the suggestion at the end of the evening.  Failed miserably!  I didn't even say a word.  Twat (as the parrot would say).
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    ... got a reaction from The XYY Man in Guilty pleasures - confess here   
    she's 94 and game as fuck so you could be right