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  1. "Cheetahs are the fastest land animal in the world. But did you know that humans can leave them in the dust? At least, in the long run. That's right, when it comes to endurance, we can outrun wolves, cheetahs, and even horses."
  2. The fattist kid in my school's surname was dainty. Poor lad.
  3. Pffft. Why let facts get in the way of a good story?? Let's just say we're one of the fastest animals on the planet over a long distance? Point is, we evolved for stamina. Literally running animals to fatigue before we killed them. We did not evolve to be sat in an office talking about love island.
  4. Exatamundo. I find it extremely hard to sit down and do nothing, it's in my nature to be up and about, even at the office I'll stretch my legs every 20 mins as I can't abide just sitting there. We evolved to move (and run - we're the fastest animal on the planet over long distances) and for most people they're sticking two fingers up to evolution. Thus,fat slobs in abundance. I seem to remember on TOS you shared my outlook on diet/fitness: eat what you like but exercise like a madman to compensate. As I've got older I've found that nothings really changed, I can still eat like a biffa as long as I get at least a 6 miler in a day.
  5. Hmm doesn't look like preggo-weight to me. There's an awful lot of it. Rest of what you said makes sense but women don't end up looking like that just because they've popped one out. That looks like many many years of poor life choices to me.
  6. Watched Shrek with the girls the other night. The she-ogre looks suprisingly like most of my likes on dating apps. Time to ban all foodstuff that's been processed to within an inch of its life. Maybe the rule should be, if you couldn't make it 100 years ago, you can't make it now (some items are allowed to be pasteurised). That would fix everything, meals would centre around meat, fish and veg. You can still have booze but no sugary nonsense, no doughnuts, yum yums, crisps, ice cream, smoothies (and most fruit in general, save what you could've had in GB 100 years ago, plums, berries, apples). The only carb-laden thing would be potatoes and bread as a rare treat. Veggies and vegans could just eat more nuts. T Yours truly, The fat shamer.
  7. If you're intent on replying just keep it to the first two paragraphs IMHO
  8. They all look perfectly normal apart from the bellend at the front who looks to be shitting a brick at the sight of some frozen water.
  9. These lovely looking people?
  10. LOL What a load of utter woke bollocks.
  11. A few girl next door types on bumble but matches have been slow the past week. It's not really dating season now, it'll be like this till December. Juice ain't worth the squeeze at the moment. Only getting likes from utter pigs at the moment so I've stopped looking ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ—
  12. Ditto. Had a quick look around. Not much action with matches and lots of fat birds. Deja vu
  13. Fuck me, that was hard to watch. How the fuck did no-one step in? Even to just whisk her off rather than taking on 8 teenagers. Or even just ring the fucking cops? Sickening.