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Mrs. Eight is often hot, sticky and wet.

Do you have any other flavours of fruitcake?

I was trying to watch First Man earlier. I think it had the worst sound of any movie I've ever seen.

I don't know either but I guess it's just not seeing any prospect for improvement. The way jobs are he could well get something yet know full well that even then his situation would not improve for many years. As for work being virtuous in and of itself, fuck that for a game of soldiers. You've likely got more dignity in the gutter. Basically jobs need to pay about twice what they do now.

Bit of a cliche, but it's only money. People forget that the maxim "neither a borrower nor a lender be" mentions two parties.

I just thought it was really sad.

I can't understand anybody being down on the poor fucker. He's dead isn't he - can't you just be satisfied with that?

If the answer is four letters beginning with B that's the easiest crossword clue ever.

Town bike.

I'm always minded of the case of Michael Shrimpton. OK, he may or may not be an utter fruit loop, but I do find it a bit implausible that he left a stick of child porn lying around for Police to find. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Shrimpton

If I was binary I would be 1000.

How bored do they think I am?

Saw a very weird news report about this incident; some sort of unlicensed "charity event"?

As mentioned upthread, I think.

Naturally these temperatures have not reached the north east.