One percent

  • Content Count

  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won


One percent last won the day on October 19

One percent had the most liked content!

About One percent

  • Rank
    Dazed and confused

Recent Profile Visitors

4,816 profile views
  1. One percent

    Operation Nookie 60

    Well, ‘spoons has banned dogs, even from the outside area. Oh for the good old days when it was the bib A.
  2. One percent

    Operation Nookie 60

    If we ever meet in the big A I will set my dog on you for that comment.
  3. One percent

    Operation Nookie 60

    You would have won me over if you had.
  4. One percent

    Operation Nookie 60

    A note from the other side a good mate of mine, one of my dog walking chums, when he first struck up a conversation with me in the park, I though he was well weird. Turns out he is just a bit socially awkward and is the nicest, most genuine guy I know.
  5. One percent

    Operation Nookie 60

    Good advice, spoilt when you recommend the rose.
  6. One percent

    Islamification of Europe

    He is not sane.
  7. One percent

    Operation Nookie 60

    Yeah, I understand but, you are in M&S for example and you start chatting with the till bod. You say you don’t talk about the weather or cars, so how do you strike up a conversation? Asking for tona to get some advice for him.
  8. One percent

    Operation Nookie 60

    So, go on, expand the advice, when you get chatting to random people, what do you talk about?
  9. In 1819, a troop of sabre-wielding cavalrymen charged into a huge workers' rights protest in Manchester. The carnage that followed is the subject of a new film starring Maxine Peake. But who was the man who ordered the Peterloo Massacre?
  10. One percent

    Colonel Blimp announces massive increase in armed services

    Guess the only option then is to nuke them from space.
  11. One percent

    Tommy Robinson thread

    Agree, let’s hope he doesn’t take up hill walking as a hobby
  12. Not too long ago, the British military was regarded, with some justification, as one of the most effective, battle-ready and fittest fighting forces in the world. Today it is threadbare, ill-equipped and undermanned. It can’t recruit soldiers, sailors or airmen. And those who do manage to find their way through the painfully slow recruitment process are often in terrible physical shape. As The Mail on Sunday reported last week, all three Services face a crisis of fitness and obesity. An extraordinary 17,602 members of the Army, Navy and Air Force have a body mass index of more than 30, the official measure for obesity. In the Army’s case, it is more than 11 per cent of its personnel.
  13. One percent

    Vrooooom, vrooooooooom

    How many should you not show them?
  14. One percent

    Employment Advice

    Do ou have a fur coat that sweeps the floor as you walk?
  15. One percent

    Employment Advice

    Er... don’t think so. Edit, you come across my pimp.