Option5

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  1. Option5

    68 days to christmas

    Christmas, it's cold and there's nothing to do 'cause everywhere is closed. Bah humbug!
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    British holiday bookings to France plummet

    Just filled in a questionnaire to join a GP practice. Apparently my bottle of red wine twice a week is bad for me. The fact that they're drunk over a 10 hour period doesn't count. Not been drunk for 30 years but apparently I'm borderline alcoholic
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    British holiday bookings to France plummet

    Or because holidays are the first thing to go when people are broke but can't give up the new Audi on PCP or sell the negative equity house.
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    Golly gosh words we no longer use

    So, I'm ok then
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    Golly gosh words we no longer use

    Even if we wear our tinfoil hats?
  6. Sumburgh brings back memories, I bet it's galloped into the 18th century since I last visited in 1998
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    Golly gosh words we no longer use

    If we don't speak how do Cortana, Siri and Alexa take over the world?
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    Golly gosh words we no longer use

    Dogalytic converters?
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    Golly gosh words we no longer use

    Which one are you, Zagar or Evans? (Stupid me that was 2525) I bought a second hand time machine next week, I could have bought a new one but they don't make them like they will do.
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    Golly gosh words we no longer use

    Love thy neighbour.
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    5g and Bristol University suicides

    Dried peas don't come in tins. Ok, ok, sorry for being a pedant
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    Waitrose Rename a Sandwich Because It's Sexist

    Just seen this Kleenex bins 'Mansize' tissues - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-45899784 It's beyond a joke now.
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    12 years to save the earth

    I don't see what the panic is, in 1980 Flash Gordon only had 14 hours to save the Earth and he managed it.
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    Deluded Old Scrapper Birds On Dating Sites

    Oneitis is the precursor to Dilligaf. You're almost there