Option5

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    Option5 reacted to Horrified Onlooker in Ban windows from trains? Death from head stuck out of window.   
    One for the Darwin awards surely?
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    Option5 got a reaction from null; in Council debt madness   
    Before they became popular a local councillor had speed bumps installed on the road he lived on to prevent it being used as a rat run. All his neighbours complained that they were too high but he had a range rover so didn't care.
    One day his stables went on fire and the fire engines all got grounded on the humps, by the time they freed the engines the fire had spread to his house which then burnt down.
    Karma?
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    Option5 got a reaction from null; in Council debt madness   
    Before they became popular a local councillor had speed bumps installed on the road he lived on to prevent it being used as a rat run. All his neighbours complained that they were too high but he had a range rover so didn't care.
    One day his stables went on fire and the fire engines all got grounded on the humps, by the time they freed the engines the fire had spread to his house which then burnt down.
    Karma?
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    Option5 reacted to MrPin in New Car Registrations   
    Aaargh. Buy a proper manual, or a proper auto. Actually I don't usually spend much more than £1000 on a whole car.
    Modern cars are crammed with tat, and the dashboard looks like a fruit machine arcade. I don't want sat-nav, blue tooth, or reversing cameras. All tat to go wrong.
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    Option5 reacted to spygirl in This is so, so, sad. Heartbreakingly sad   
    Thats one explanation.
    Another is men are unable to see a GP as they tend to work away from where they live, giving them no access to medical care, which is hovered up by a load of OAPS using the surgery as a knit n bitch session and various women using medical notes excuses for not working.
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    Option5 reacted to The XYY Man in Christmas traditions   
    @MrPin can just go and fiddle with my fleshy-flugelhorn...!
    Again...

     
    XYY
     
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    Option5 reacted to The XYY Man in Christmas traditions   
    No, not that early.
    It'll be after he's bummed his Christmas rent-boy senseless, and has been liberally spattered with plenty of that special Christmas sauce....!
    Probably be finished in time for The Queen at 3pm...
     
    XYY
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    Option5 reacted to spygirl in Christmas traditions   
    Now im not sure if this is a north v south thing. Or just because i grew up amongst feral savages .....
    We never watched queen speech. It was fuck, that old bags on, change channels.
    Ditto midnight services - or going to church, ever.
    Christmas tradition was women would cook n bitch, blokes get quietly pissed, kids fight.
    Queen and church never featured.
    Lush!
    My mental image of has just shifted a bit.
     
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    Option5 got a reaction from Happy Renting in Christmas traditions   
    Yes, one of the master race
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    Option5 got a reaction from One percent in Christmas traditions   
    Craic
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    Option5 got a reaction from One percent in Bye bye Treason May?   
    We pronounce the "h" sound as "tw" on this site
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    Option5 got a reaction from One percent in Christmas traditions   
    Welcome back, I've been fighting off MrPin in your absence but now the master has returned...
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    Option5 got a reaction from One percent in Christmas traditions   
    Welcome back, I've been fighting off MrPin in your absence but now the master has returned...
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    Option5 reacted to Cunning Plan in Christmas traditions   
    Really no point. They don't understand anything more complex than draughts in Lancashire.
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    Option5 got a reaction from Austin Allegro in Bye bye Treason May?   
    Bit harsh, I'm not sure she's evil, just well out of her depth and trying desperately to doggy paddle to safety.
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    Option5 got a reaction from OurDayWillCome in Bye bye Treason May?   
    Mrs May is being advised by civil servants, we should really be targeting those lying, self serving bastards, not just her.
    Repeat after me:
    Yes minister was not a parody,
    Yes minister was not a parody
     
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    Option5 got a reaction from One percent in Bad news for high St retailers continues-getting grim out there.   
    No, the police and I were just grandstanding, the CPS would never have pursued it.
    The copper did say that they hate these "private security armies"
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    Option5 got a reaction from One percent in Macron - how long before wheels fall off   
    Oh but it is true, the lying CV brigade got found out years ago, as did the university of Wakanda brigade.
    There is no charade in my case, I state quite clearly on my CV that I left school at 16 with 6 'O' levels and did an apprenticeship.
    I started out in junior roles and got promoted on merit, now my previous roles and references are all I need.
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    Option5 reacted to spygirl in Bad news for high St retailers continues-getting grim out there.   
    I dont go to CUrries and buy a Curries LCD TV. I buy a Sony TV.
    Curries adds no fucking value or convenience.
    I did buy my telly from John Lewis. They offered a 5 year guaranteed - which Im unlikely to need.
    Curries would have tried to sell me a 200 warranty. Cunts.
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    Option5 reacted to XswampyX in Bye bye Treason May?   
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    Option5 got a reaction from OurDayWillCome in Bye bye Treason May?   
    Mrs May is being advised by civil servants, we should really be targeting those lying, self serving bastards, not just her.
    Repeat after me:
    Yes minister was not a parody,
    Yes minister was not a parody
     
  22. Agree
    Option5 got a reaction from OurDayWillCome in Bye bye Treason May?   
    Mrs May is being advised by civil servants, we should really be targeting those lying, self serving bastards, not just her.
    Repeat after me:
    Yes minister was not a parody,
    Yes minister was not a parody
     
  23. Agree
    Option5 got a reaction from OurDayWillCome in Bye bye Treason May?   
    Mrs May is being advised by civil servants, we should really be targeting those lying, self serving bastards, not just her.
    Repeat after me:
    Yes minister was not a parody,
    Yes minister was not a parody
     
  24. Agree
    Option5 got a reaction from OurDayWillCome in Bye bye Treason May?   
    Mrs May is being advised by civil servants, we should really be targeting those lying, self serving bastards, not just her.
    Repeat after me:
    Yes minister was not a parody,
    Yes minister was not a parody
     
  25. Agree
    Option5 got a reaction from OurDayWillCome in Bye bye Treason May?   
    Mrs May is being advised by civil servants, we should really be targeting those lying, self serving bastards, not just her.
    Repeat after me:
    Yes minister was not a parody,
    Yes minister was not a parody