Gordie Lastchance

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    Mickey's a mouse, Donald's a duck, Pluto's a dog. What's Goofy?

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  1. Stokesie, from your numerous tales of sexual conquest posted on here, I have never read of you ever being "Too Drunk to Fuck"! However, you are more likely to be "Too Drunk to give a Fuck"!
  2. I still - don't really know why - am drawn to the boards of London South East to keep up to date with what's going on with companies. There are some posters there who seem to be genuine and offer/dig up company information I'd either never find or would spend hours doing so. But it's hellishly murky there and I agree that comments about fellow posters are often atrocious, with snide slanging matches regularly breaking out. Then there are the times when an RNS is issued, to which one poster will say "Wow! Transformational!", while another poster will greet the same RNS with, "This company's a dog/is in its death throes etc". I often wonder why there aren't more court cases over comments made about directors/management etc such as, "Crooks/lifestyle company/will be out of money soon/placing incoming" and so on. I think any half-decent lawyer would shoot through any such poster's flimsy defence of "fair comment". Finally, you've also to have the skill to see through the subtle ramping posts. The obvious ones are just that: how many bleeding times have I read "get your golden tickets/don't want to be out of this over the weekend/this is about to rocket" etc. And the deramping posts are just as bad. However, back to Bidstack. If the commenters on London South East are doing your head in with their bickering, you might want to have a peek at https://bidlievers.com. The site was set up to discuss the firm and I'm sure way back it was meant to take the quarrelling out of it. Could mean that it becomes an echo chamber. I dunno. Btw, nice one on Keywords! Well done and congrats. For @billfunk - https://bidlievers.com link in case you didn't already know about it.
  3. An insight into poor old Bidstack and allegations that someone with a big name in share circles is deliberately targeting the company to do it down. https://aimcorruption.wordpress.com/2020/04/24/the-aim-market-manipulation-ring-part-one/ @billfunk @Popuplights @Dogtania @DoINeedOne @A_P
  4. Opening two pars from the Daily Mail: Police have raided the Melbourne home of the driver of a refrigerated chicken truck which ploughed into police cars killing four officers. Mohinder Singh Bajwa, from Cranbourne in the city's south-east, suffered a medical episode and blacked out following the deadly crash on the Eastern Highway near Kew on Wednesday evening. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8247603/PICTURED-Melbourne-chicken-truck-driver-crashed-Porsche-911.html This is the headline from NDTV: Indian-Origin Man Crashes Truck Into Police Car Killing 4 Cops in Australia https://www.ndtv.com/indians-abroad/indian-origin-man-crashes-truck-into-police-car-killing-4-cops-in-australia-2217134
  5. It's the Dosbods' way, Frank. You can't fight it! The rule is: there are no rules!! If I may, can I post pictures of TV news readers who erm, piqued my interest in current affairs from a young age. Some of the Dosbods massive might not know of the first two, as they were on Bee Bee Cee Scotland (Viv Lumsden) or Aberdeen-based Grampian TV (Anne McKenzie), where they started their careers back in the 80s. First up is Viv Lumsden. Next is Anne McKenzie. Finally, Selina Scott, who got her break on Grampian TV.
  6. I did an image search for her and came up with the magician's wife (I take it she's the one you mean?). It gave me the option to click on "beach" shots. I did. There was also a "swimwear" choice. I clicked on it too. She looks all right in a bikini. Is there something wrong with me?
  7. Feck me, I am so pleased to meet a fellow devotee! I thought I was the only kid in the world to have the hots for Nadia Popov. When I say, to folk watching Sue Nicholls on Coronation Street today, that she was sex on legs in Rentaghost, their responses are, invariably, "Gadz!!" I dunno where my lusting after her came from. It baffles me when I look at her today. Her place in my kinky thoughts has been taken by Carol Kirkwood, the weather hottie. I'd never tire of playing with her warm fronts!
  8. A light-hearted look at the SouperVirus... 2019: Stay away from negative people. 2020: Stay away from positive people. The world has turned upside down. Old folks are sneaking out of the house, and their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors! You think it’s bad now? In 20 years our country will be run by people home-schooled by day drinkers… This virus has done what no woman had been able to do…cancel all sports, shut down all bars, and keep men at home!!! Do not call the police on suspicious people in your neighborhood! Those are your neighbors without makeup and hair extensions! Day 7 at home and the dog is looking at me like, “See? This is why I chew the furniture!” Does anyone know if we can take showers yet or should we just keep washing our hands??? I never thought the comment “I wouldn’t touch him/her with a 6 foot pole” would become a national policy, but here we are! Me: Alexa what’s the weather this weekend? Alexa: It doesn’t matter – you’re not going anywhere. Can everyone please just follow the government instructions so we can knock out this corona virus and be done?! I feel like a kindergartner who keeps losing more recess time because one or two kids can’t follow directions. I swear my fridge just said “what the heck do you want now?” When this is over…what meeting do I attend first…Weight Watchers or AA? Quarantine has turned us into dogs. We roam the house all day looking for food. We are told “no” if we get too close to strangers. And we get really excited about car rides.
  9. The pips seem to be squeaking among landlords, according to a few posts I've happened upon on the finance website London South East. This is from the thread featuring Omega Diagnostics, a company involved in Covid-19 testing. These are the lifted, unadulterated, posts: 1) A poster called Groover says he's been been closely monitoring the company then adds, "Hope done right thing cos wife out if work, scumbag tenant refusing to pay rent during pandemic albeit still working so I'm in a pickle." 2) 15 minutes later another poster replies, "Think yourself lucky its only one house Groover. I've got a mate who's got 24 properties around Manchester, Sale, Trafford etc and currently only about 4 or 5 of his tennants are paying. Gov has given losers carte blanche to flip the bird to landlords. His solicitor has told him nobody can be pressured to pay or evicted for the forseeable future. He's fkd. He thinks he will lose most of his properties in the next 12 months as he won't be able to pay the buy to let landlords mortgages and he runs it as a business." 3) Someone else then pipes up, "Grover take the payment holiday I know pain in the a#%se as interest spread over term but at least it won’t eat a whole then just put rent up to cover cost one epidemic is over. Banks will have to offer further holidays as it continues. Iam lucky with my tenants but prepared to do the same if they end up unable! To pay." 4) The poster at paragraph two (above) then comes back with this gem, "Payment holiday wont last forever. Its only a holiday, not a gift. Non paying scrotes have got the idea in their head that they cant be kicked out. By the time they're evicted and paying tennents are installed most buy to let landlords will already be bankrupt or have massive mortgage arrears to repay with not much chance of getting the unpaid rent back of scrotes who'll just say "but but but but Corona crisis your honour, no money your honour". Landlords are fkd I'm afraid. My mate Geoff is ready to throw the towel in."
  10. Has anyone tried the covfefe recommended by Mr Trump in his Tweet? It must be an American thing, as I can't find any in the supermarkets round by me!
  11. It must be true. It's on the internet! Metro says so: https://metro.co.uk/2016/05/24/these-are-the-30-funniest-road-names-in-britain-5902377/
  12. If you're ever thinking of flitting in the future (and changing your username as a consequence), here are some fitting suggestions for locations, bearing in mind the picture you took in your bathroom which has been burned into the retinas of the Dosbods massive. I sheet you not, these are genuine. Boggy Bottom, Abbots Langley, Herts Backside Lane, Oxfordshire Bottoms Fold, Lancashire Clay Bottom, Bristol Crapstone, Devon Fingringhoe, Essex Fudgepack upon Humber, Humberside Gravelly Bottom Road, nr Langley Heath, Kent Happy Bottom, Dorset Pratt’s Bottom, Kent Ramsbottom, Lancs Scratchy Bottom, Dorset
  13. I can understand why there might not be too many willing takers for this, Hopey - esp if you're charging a lot of coin for it! If you're in a hole business-wise, what you need to do is to either cut your prices or do some marketing to get, erm, more of an uptake. How about putting your business card in phone boxes? They still have phone boxes, don't they? Btw: This is your job, isn't it? Tell me I haven't put two fingers and two fingers together and come up with five!