Chewing Grass

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    Chewing Grass got a reaction from Battenberg in Royal Wedding or Cup Final.   
    Her Ladyship has just commented on what a miserable looking cow Victoria Beckham as she walks to the place of marital attachment.
    I replied she always has and if I was Dave I'd be having a bit of fun elsewhere....
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    Chewing Grass got a reaction from Battenberg in Royal Wedding or Cup Final.   
    Her Ladyship has just commented on what a miserable looking cow Victoria Beckham as she walks to the place of marital attachment.
    I replied she always has and if I was Dave I'd be having a bit of fun elsewhere....
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    Chewing Grass reacted to Cunning Plan in Royal Wedding or Cup Final.   
    I didn't listen to the words but I would give him full marks for passion and delivery.
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    Chewing Grass reacted to Poseidon in Royal Wedding or Cup Final.   
    Im loving this american dude.  I hope he goes on for hours.
    I could well be saved by now.
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    Chewing Grass got a reaction from Battenberg in Royal Wedding or Cup Final.   
    Her Ladyship has just commented on what a miserable looking cow Victoria Beckham as she walks to the place of marital attachment.
    I replied she always has and if I was Dave I'd be having a bit of fun elsewhere....
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    Chewing Grass got a reaction from Hopeful in Smoking Hot Gingers   
    I raise you Toyah Wilcox as it is her birthday today.
    Today at 60

    https://www.express.co.uk/celebrity-news/961781/Toyah-Willcox-birthday-60-throwback-pictures-Robert-Fripp-Twitter-news
    Below at 45

     
     
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    Chewing Grass got a reaction from Economic Exile in RNLI dodgy politics   
    Nice to put a face to the name that has dragged the RNLI through the mud backwards.
    The article in the mail by Guy Adams and Richard Marsdens is a good read at the start and end where they talk about the crews rather than the left wing management cunts.
    Most of the idiots in management are ‘third-sector careerists with no knowledge of the sea, or what makes lifeboats tick, who try to import Left-wing values.
    ‘There are whole departments making up ridiculous health and safety protocols or human resources codes of conduct. It drives crews up the wall.’
    A lot of them are on salaries between 50&100K and they are telling volunteers how to do a job and then have the temerity to push for sackings.
    ‘Lifeboatmen, who are often working-class lads, won’t buy it.’
    The public expect lifeboat stations full of the latest lifeboats, lifesaving equipment that are full of local volunteers that have the full support of the charity not a bunch of left wing, empire building cunts who have popped out of uni with a degree in shite and a political agenda.
     
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5719757/Britains-heroic-lifeboat-volunteers-drowning-sea-political-correctness.html
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    Chewing Grass got a reaction from Hopeful in Smoking Hot Gingers   
    I raise you Toyah Wilcox as it is her birthday today.
    Today at 60

    https://www.express.co.uk/celebrity-news/961781/Toyah-Willcox-birthday-60-throwback-pictures-Robert-Fripp-Twitter-news
    Below at 45

     
     
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    Chewing Grass got a reaction from Economic Exile in RNLI dodgy politics   
    Nice to put a face to the name that has dragged the RNLI through the mud backwards.
    The article in the mail by Guy Adams and Richard Marsdens is a good read at the start and end where they talk about the crews rather than the left wing management cunts.
    Most of the idiots in management are ‘third-sector careerists with no knowledge of the sea, or what makes lifeboats tick, who try to import Left-wing values.
    ‘There are whole departments making up ridiculous health and safety protocols or human resources codes of conduct. It drives crews up the wall.’
    A lot of them are on salaries between 50&100K and they are telling volunteers how to do a job and then have the temerity to push for sackings.
    ‘Lifeboatmen, who are often working-class lads, won’t buy it.’
    The public expect lifeboat stations full of the latest lifeboats, lifesaving equipment that are full of local volunteers that have the full support of the charity not a bunch of left wing, empire building cunts who have popped out of uni with a degree in shite and a political agenda.
     
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5719757/Britains-heroic-lifeboat-volunteers-drowning-sea-political-correctness.html
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    Chewing Grass got a reaction from Economic Exile in RNLI dodgy politics   
    Nice to put a face to the name that has dragged the RNLI through the mud backwards.
    The article in the mail by Guy Adams and Richard Marsdens is a good read at the start and end where they talk about the crews rather than the left wing management cunts.
    Most of the idiots in management are ‘third-sector careerists with no knowledge of the sea, or what makes lifeboats tick, who try to import Left-wing values.
    ‘There are whole departments making up ridiculous health and safety protocols or human resources codes of conduct. It drives crews up the wall.’
    A lot of them are on salaries between 50&100K and they are telling volunteers how to do a job and then have the temerity to push for sackings.
    ‘Lifeboatmen, who are often working-class lads, won’t buy it.’
    The public expect lifeboat stations full of the latest lifeboats, lifesaving equipment that are full of local volunteers that have the full support of the charity not a bunch of left wing, empire building cunts who have popped out of uni with a degree in shite and a political agenda.
     
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5719757/Britains-heroic-lifeboat-volunteers-drowning-sea-political-correctness.html
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    Chewing Grass reacted to ashestoashes in Something happening at Salisbury hospital   
    suppose if they'd released him tomorrow it would have been too obvious a cover up, but even so today's a good day for keeping things off the front page
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    Chewing Grass reacted to ashestoashes in Something happening at Salisbury hospital   
    it's a blooming royal wedding special miracle, lord luv a duck
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    Chewing Grass got a reaction from Melchett in Mumsnet, are the all there?   
    I like that graph, it just reminds me that my house has always been average and is still average so has gained me nothing as I can swap it for another average house.
    No gains as far as I can see.
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    Chewing Grass got a reaction from OurDayWillCome in Adturds - adverts that are so appalling that they make you not want to buy/use   
    The latest one for Windows 10 shit with the patronising box ticking young woman in it.

    Ooh look I can twiddle graphics around on my laptop and everyone thinks I'm sooo clever.
    Might appeal to some blinkered students, but its still a pile of over complex shite.
     
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    Chewing Grass reacted to Alonso Quijano in question time   
    I think two terms maximum then back to real life - and not a career choice.
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    Chewing Grass reacted to Green Devil in Heads up for QT tonight   
    Jesus, the bias is either getting worse or im just getting more pissed off with mainstream opinion.
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    Chewing Grass reacted to Cunning Plan in Italian desperation ?   
    I like the fact that number of years worked has some kind of impact.
    Only work for 20 years - tough, you are retiring at 80.
    Start work at 16 (and keep going) and you can retire at 58.
    Seems very fair to me.
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    Chewing Grass reacted to Alonso Quijano in Italian desperation ?   
    Is the whole of the Western world 'Democracy Fluid' these days?
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    Chewing Grass reacted to Long time lurking in Italian desperation ?   
    Is this just the establishment attempting to throw a spanner in the works 
     
     
     
    https://www.rt.com/news/426710-berlusconi-italy-court-elections/?utm_source=browser&utm_medium=aplication_chrome&utm_campaign=chrome
    I smell a rat
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    Chewing Grass got a reaction from Charles Carter in The make us laugh or fuck off thread   
    I'll raise you a Kenny Everett...  of course its all in the best possible taste.
     
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    Chewing Grass got a reaction from Carl Fimble in Deluded Old Scrapper Birds On Dating Sites   
    Graham Norton said "you go girl" about that 'woman' who sang the Israeli entry on the Eurovis thingy last night.
    I took one look and thought.
    Fat - tick
    Wierd gender uncertain looking - tick
    Ancestry uncertain - tick
    They ticked so many PC/SJW boxes with the entry it was bound to win, the gay Irish blokes didn't stand a chance.
     
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    Chewing Grass reacted to snagger in Proof that immigrants are not all engineers; we won’t let them in. 😂   
    The government need to explain this to our HR department, I'm required to treat all applications equally regardless of location. I've argued my case may times, but HR are too scared of being accused of discrimination.
    I can find suitable people within 10 miles, but have to find a valid non discriminatory reason not to interview potentially better applicants from 10,000 miles away. Even if I don't need a better applicant, and the nearest one will do just fine.
     
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    Chewing Grass reacted to twocents in Proof that immigrants are not all engineers; we won’t let them in. 😂   
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    Looking at the Campaign for Science and Engineering web site it's easy to see their vested interest.
    In the main using highly educated cheap labour which in Britain will typically always have difficulty in owning a house except by excessive debt (excessive debt - for working towards a thriving banking sector in the UK).
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    Chewing Grass reacted to goldbug9999 in Proof that immigrants are not all engineers; we won’t let them in. 😂   
    Top 1% earning yeah, top 40% if I'm luck net worth wise thanks to the housing equity giveaway. I struggle to attain the lifestyle enjoyed by a postman (who probably bought a decent house cheaply) 30 years ago. Unless you earn absolutely stupid money like 1/2 million or more you cant be "well off" in this country anymore by income alone.
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    Chewing Grass got a reaction from sarahbell in £250K to rent a unit in a shopping centre   
    Local farm has a small free kids play area which is supported by its associated cafe and out-door seating area.
    The fascist money grabbing council declared it as an outdoor eating area and upped the business rates to the point where it was having to pay more than the nearby National Trust stately home.
    The amount of money leached by the council has made this rather seasonal business now unviable with the outside seating so it has gone, along with half the customers.
    The farm is effectively in the middle of nowhere so how premium business rates are demanded is beyond reason.