whitevanman

God hates BAMEs? Ebola, sickle cell, AIDS, malaria... He really seems to have it in for them

When was the last time a government announcement wasn't leaked to the press beforehand? I think they're waiting for people to riot but we just never seem to get round to it

I always assumed she was a lezzer. I was shocked to discover she is married. Is it for show?

The jab cures the sick, but does it turn water into wine?

Our future monarch is at it now. Get the jab, I command you! https://uk.news.yahoo.com/covid-19-prince-william-urges

Mother Jacinda will save them as long as they do as mother says

Then there's Charlie cheerleading for The Great Reset, not to mention Andrew hanging around with billionaire kiddie fuckers. They can go fuck themselves as far as I'm concerned. I never used to feel that way.

Mandatory lint removal before entry

Back when fun was allowed!

My local petrol station sells booze, not just any booze, it's M&S booze

It increases the octane rating of the fuel so the engine can run more advance and/or boost. Engines running on pure alcohol essentially don't have to worry about knock and can make huge amounts of power. They don't get very good fuel economy though. Alcohol does burn very clean, emitting very little hydrocarbons. I think that's the excuse used to put it in petrol

Black person invents popcorn = all black people are fucking geniuses who discovered/made literally everything that's good in the world

It reduces fuel economy as well £££ more for the corporate state

They're really going to do it aren't they?

Wasps nests in the pitot tube. I believe this has caused air crashes before