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    Vrooooom, vrooooooooom

    I wondered if anyone else had picked that up, made me laugh! I did point out on Facebook last night that the qualifying highlights had been on an hour and we hadn't actually seen a car. It's pure panto to take your eye of the fact that it's as boring as fuck as soon as the lights go out nowadays, even the new CEO couldn't remember how many times the bloke in the fastest car had won in the pre-race interview, he doesn't give a shit, it's just a money roundabout.
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    Great Guy's "sort your plastic shit out" thread

    I don't get this either. I live on my own but put my recycle bin out every fortnight, my black rubbish bin probably twice a year and I never throw away food. My next door neighbours (a young couple) have the black bin full to overflowing every fortnight. I don't understand how they generate so much crap (and are so anti-social whilst acting so superior, but that's a different story).
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    68 days to christmas

    Xmas preparation involves sending 3 cards to keep the aunt’s and sister happy (I buy a box of 10 every three years so keeps the cost down to what I hope is within dosbodders limits), and dropping a crate of Bud and a bottle of port round to my friends for Xmas day. Xmas day tradition of many years – walking the 4 miles over to the friend’s house in the morning just listening to my music (there’s hardly a soul or cars about Xmas morning – bliss) just in time for the local pub opening. A couple of pints with him in there whilst the dinner is cooking, then back to his for dinner with his wife, father and daughter. A few other friends over in the evening and board games until late and then taxi home. No television goes on, no gifts exchanged, not a mobile phone in sight and we don’t leave the kitchen all day. A day I look forward to every year – spending time with good friends.
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    Kleenex drops 'Mansize' tissues

    To keep it non-gender, I suggest ritz crackers, I've never been to a 5 star's elitist.
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    Golly gosh words we no longer use

    yorkie bar had me laughing out loud (I refuse to use the short, popular version)
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    Deluded Old Scrapper Birds On Dating Sites

    One line from the intro of the TV programme "The Goldbergs" always sticks in my mind, and sums this up IMO "Don't know the future, but the past is getting clearer everyday"
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    Golly gosh words we no longer use

    Sorry Mr Pin, edited that just as you quoted to add "deliberately", now it should make more sense!
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    Golly gosh words we no longer use

    I called someone deliberately obtuse in a meeting once. Everyone looked at me blankly, but they could have been having me on.
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    Golly gosh words we no longer use

    Stability has been returned to the universe. If you ever need to do it it is under settings in your profile.
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    Golly gosh words we no longer use

    Damn it! I guess that's what happens when you use urban dictionary as your reference material.
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    Golly gosh words we no longer use

    "Joey Deacon!" we used to run around school slapping our foreheads shouting that at each other. Proper wrong looking back, but our first introduction to disabled people at that innocent age, so it was probably a good education even though we used it as an insult at the time.
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    London Fricking Underground/TfL

    I guess this is due to the overspill from the Hitachi train test ripping down the lines last night, they are going to get properly fined! We are working on a site next to that line and we were told if a driver spots something on the line that makes him stop the train, even a bit of film glinting in the sun on the rail, it's £1M a pop. Hope you get home soon though, it's a bastard.
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    Hot Bogging

    I used to work in facilities management for a large building (2.5K occupants), and the cleaners always used to say the women's toilets were the worst state at the end of the day. The women looked a lot prettier than the blokes during the day though, but overall they made a lot more mess than the blokes.
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    The make us laugh or fuck off thread

    Micky Mouse and Minnie Mouse are getting a divorce, the judge when summoning up said:- "I don't think you can divorce her on the grounds of protruding teeth" he said "I didn't say that, I said she was f**king Goofy". edit for shit spelling
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    Anachronisms today

    have you tried "salt n shake" these days, one moment a plain old crisp, the next you get a load of salt that could that age you by 10 em.