MrPin

Remember ladies! Black men have cocks the size of a canoe, so you had better have a giant vagina!

People resist having their faith condemned, whatever faith that is.

If you are nice to your dog (which I don't have), it probably hugs more than it fights!

Which side did she fight for? Either way some of my relativews did that. I cant tell. It's all in Roman numerals.

You are cheering me up no end mate!

You are an old cunt too!

I'm not average, and I'm not 70!

You could always visit My Uncle Mauritz' Kosher store for the real shit.

I have heard of giant vaginas, but mine seems to fit OK.

Spunky your funeral for your hair, was aqes ago. Birds don't give a shit as long as you are nioe. Old biker here! Fuck off old people?

You don't live up to your name.

Mr Popular, eh?

Kin'ell. Now I have unlimited access to daytime television again, I am being bombarded with adverts for funeral plans. I don't feel ill BTW. I'm only going tto have one funeral, and I hope somebody turns up.

I do have parts that a bit like a potato. Does that count?