MrPin

BIg pistons beat any spreadsheet. I have spoken.

It's a fuckin wig innit?

My grandfather probably bombed yours. He made nice cakes, and was good at the piano.

You should join the PinParty. Not only do we not run out of beer, or fags, but we fight for the small people.

I met the bloke. He's OK, but clearly not as nice as I am.

Nigel, nice bloke though he might be didn''t come home to poverty in 1918, with half his head gone.

It's the fucking cheap wig.

Christ, what a boiler. You need Specsavers.

I would loved to have met that bloke. Wise and clever does it for me. What a pity he wasn't a busty girl?

Does it have a hole in it?

I've just been Telling Joe, how to get a nice woman, and not some mouthy bucket cunt like you.

Please correct your grammar, for Mr Plan, , if not for me

Very 70s.

You want one that fights.

I don't believe that. When I said "I blamed my wallet", it was a bit of a Joke as a Jewish Yorkshireman. Nobody gets that open. Was at a restaurant with a mate, the supervisor girl was all over him with the eyes. I told him to go for that. He did not. I could see it. He could not. They were both about the same height, and spoke Welsh. A talent I do not have.? All I will ever end up with, is Uma Thurmann , about the same height, with big feet. In a dream maybe?