The Generation Game

Probably both caused a few explosions in their heyday.

What were the chances of an 8+ month pregnant jihadi bride being found in a refugee camp by a Times journalist (probably quite high on the pregnancy thing; she's spent the best part of 3 of her 4 years in Syria knocked up)? Probably about the same as a convoy from Central America arriving at the US border just prior to the mid-term elections. Politicised bollocks.

Time for the Musee de saucisson in Reunion.

Born in Ethiopia, left the Uk to help form a caliphate to eradicate the west, married a Dutchman and had two children in Syria. Seems legit.

The solution is obvious. She would stay in Syria but for the lack of good medical treatment. All we need to do is take one of the failed asylum seekers (just need to make sure he's not an engineer) and repatriate him to be her personal physician. Two birds, one stone.

What's with all the focus on Mitch?

Last competitive football match I attended - 2015 FA Trophy final. Basically retired from spectating after this as it will never get better. And this one, for very different reasons. Purely because I couldn't believe what I was seeing.

Bloody Mancs! Coming over here, stealing our wool. Stick to your cotton.

Next month's piece: "After the success of our Irish "Feck" sausages, the EU offered us a large grant to relocate our production to Ireland."

Your uncle is @MrPin and I claim my five random Bassoon components.

I was sidetracked by the River Avon running through the background.

As an old Royal Navy advert (starring Amanda Donohoe) used to say "Who wants to be just a cog in the machine? Depends on the machine."

And the one that consistently tops "quality of life" lists. Good luck maintaining that!

That's just a picture of Ricky Sbragia wearing glasses!