Battenberg

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    Battenberg got a reaction from Rave in Deluded Old Scrapper Birds On Dating Sites   
    I’m loving these. I feel like I’ve just picked up a copy of People’s Friend whilst sitting in the doctor’s surgery. I think I know how this one ends.
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    Battenberg reacted to JoeDavola in DOSBODS Second Anniversary   
    I retract my previous statement. Fuck the lot of you
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    Battenberg got a reaction from Napoleon Dynamite in How much do you drink?   
    That’s a bit like me. I’ll have a Kraken and coke or maybe a glass of red on the weekends. Sometimes during the week I’ll have something in a decaf coffee around 9ish but I’m a proper lightweight now. 
    If my son eldest visits and we’re enjoying a meal I can get through a bottle of wine but I did all my drinking in my early 20’s too and I have no desire to do that anymore.
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    Battenberg got a reaction from Bedrag Justesen in Deluded Old Scrapper Birds On Dating Sites   
    I’m loving these. I feel like I’ve just picked up a copy of People’s Friend whilst sitting in the doctor’s surgery. I think I know how this one ends.
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    Battenberg got a reaction from The Masked Tulip in Deluded Old Scrapper Birds On Dating Sites   
    I’m loving these. I feel like I’ve just picked up a copy of People’s Friend whilst sitting in the doctor’s surgery. I think I know how this one ends.
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    Battenberg reacted to Napoleon Dynamite in How much do you drink?   
    JD & Coke on a Friday or Sat night, but that's about it for me these days.  Used to get smashed every weekend in my 20's, but more than happy with things this way now.
    Rarely go out these days, but if I do 5 or 6 drinks and I'm very merry. Towards 10 I'm smashed and the next day will be a write off.
     
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    Battenberg reacted to This Time in How much do you drink?   
    Had my first drink since Christmas on Sunday. One double vodka, got tipsy on just that and enjoyed it for all of ten minutes before wondering why I used to love it so much and feeling crappy. Probably won't bother again.
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    Battenberg reacted to Zanu Bob in 17 Million F*ck Offs - A Song About Brexit   
    Worth a listen,takes it's time to get going.Never a truer word etc etc
    Apologies for the double tap if it's been posted in the Brexit thread.But I think it sums up where we are.
     
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    Battenberg got a reaction from man o' the year in Credit card 3 digit security number question   
    I’ve just had renew my pci compliance. To remain non complaint costs £10 pm with Worldpay. They’ve just introduced a scheme where they’ll manage your scans and compliance for £10 pm and the cost for non compliance will go up to £15 pm from April.
    I bloody hate doing mine. It’s like GDPR in as much as the questions are so complex that anyone trying to simply get on with running a small business hasn’t got time to make sense of it all.
     
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    Battenberg got a reaction from The Masked Tulip in Credit card 3 digit security number question   
    I have to ask for it for telephone orders. 
    Long number, expiry date, 3 digits on back.
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    Battenberg reacted to Carl Fimble in Shooting at mosque in Christchurch NZ   
    Morgoth has released a (short) video on the Christchurch thing :
     
     
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    Battenberg got a reaction from JFK in How old fashioned are you?   
    I’m so old fashioned that I keep a full 70’s bush.
    #nomoremerkins
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    Battenberg got a reaction from JFK in How old fashioned are you?   
    I polish my shoes regularly. I have knee high boots that I try and keep really nice and they’ve lasted me abou 8 years which I think is pretty good going for Clarks these days.
    Mr B was in the army and can polish shoes beautifully. I’ve made all my sons polish they’re shoes too.
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    Battenberg got a reaction from stokiescum in Comic relief   
    Currently binge watching GOT so there’s little chance I’ll slip up and accidentally turn on the So-Called BBC.
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    Battenberg reacted to One percent in Birth Strike   
    Fine, breed yourself out. Others who have large families will fill the gap. 
    Idiots. 
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    Battenberg reacted to spunko in Shooting at mosque in Christchurch NZ   
    I'm not going to start removing entire topics as a knee-jerk reaction. This guy appears to be an alt-right "ecofascist" - of which there are none on here. Nobody on here has advocated shooting Muslims or openly supported him.
    If any posts on that thread or anywhere are too close to the line / illegal please report them and I will investigate. I don't read every post on here so there's a good chance I just don't know about them.
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    Battenberg got a reaction from Wight Flight in How old fashioned are you?   
    I’m so old fashioned that I keep a full 70’s bush.
    #nomoremerkins
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    Battenberg got a reaction from Van Lady in How old fashioned are you?   
    I’m so old fashioned that I keep a full 70’s bush.
    #nomoremerkins
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    Battenberg got a reaction from Van Lady in How old fashioned are you?   
    I polish my shoes regularly. I have knee high boots that I try and keep really nice and they’ve lasted me abou 8 years which I think is pretty good going for Clarks these days.
    Mr B was in the army and can polish shoes beautifully. I’ve made all my sons polish they’re shoes too.
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    Battenberg got a reaction from Chewing Grass in How old fashioned are you?   
    I’m so old fashioned that I keep a full 70’s bush.
    #nomoremerkins
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    Battenberg reacted to Great Guy in Shooting at mosque in Christchurch NZ   
    I'm really not sure what to think of this. On one hand I feel really sorry for the victims. Then on the other hand after literally countless Islamic terrorist attacks (with literally no Islamic condemnation) I have limited sympathy for them.
    One thing is for sure, European people's have never wanted brown people in our countries. Maybe third world immigration is something where the electorate have been proved right and the political elite proved wrong.... 
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    Battenberg got a reaction from Great Guy in Shooting at mosque in Christchurch NZ   
    So they don’t have mentally ill lone wolves below the equator then.
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    Battenberg got a reaction from OurDayWillCome in Shooting at mosque in Christchurch NZ   
    So they don’t have mentally ill lone wolves below the equator then.
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    Battenberg got a reaction from JFK in Shooting at mosque in Christchurch NZ   
    So they don’t have mentally ill lone wolves below the equator then.
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    Battenberg reacted to XswampyX in Brexit Betrayal thread - Part 2   
    Can you fucking imagine it!
    Year one.... "After intense negotiations we have manage to stay in the EU fisheries program"
    Year two.... "After intense negotiations we have manage to stay in the EU farming program"
    Year three.... "After intense negotiations we have manage to stay in the EU human rights program"
    Year four.... "After intense negotiations we have manage to stay in the EU 'fuck the UK' program"
    ....
    Year forty five .... "After intense negotiations we have manage to stay in the EU!"