Battenberg

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    Battenberg reacted to Craig in Excessive Anxiety Coverage Disorder   
    The general consensus is that cannabis has two opposing components; THC and CBD. The THC part is the one which gets you stoned and makes you want to crack out the dub reggae albums, but can cause paranoia etc. The CBD part has relaxing properties and is also therapeutic for the mind too.
    It comes as an oil which you drop under your tongue for a minute or two. Have found it very effective for muscle pain and seems to settle my over-active brain. Was never one for relaxing, always had to be doing something, but not any more. Sleep like a baby these days too.
    As with all these things, don't buy the shite that Holland and Barrett sell, best get a decent one online. 
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    Battenberg reacted to spygirl in Islamification of Europe   
    Middle-East enders?
     
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    Battenberg got a reaction from stokiescum in How old, or young are you?   
    That actually started when I was a bit drunk one night and decide to have some fun by suggesting that dinosaurs had never existed. It's like the holocaust only with dinosaurs instead.
    I'm suprised how much of a rise I get out of people when I tell them convincingly that I don't believe in dinosaurs and that they never happened.
     
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    Battenberg reacted to Iamcynical in Tommy Robinson thread   
    The people cheering this need to worry if they ever do anything outside of what the establishment permits to be acceptable. I suspect they are far too stupid to understand this though.
    Very worrying indeed.
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    Battenberg reacted to SNACR in Fess Up What Girls Things You Like   
    One thing I remember about doing a brief bit of needlework/embroidery at primary school is a girl in my class spending ages carefully stitching something then getting up to find she'd sewn it to her skirt.
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    Battenberg got a reaction from OurDayWillCome in Stuff wot I say   
    My nan, when she was alive and my mother still does it.
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    Battenberg reacted to OurDayWillCome in Stuff wot I say   
    Anyone else say, ‘five and twenty past’ or ‘five and twenty to’?
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    Battenberg got a reaction from Carl Fimble in Pockets   
    I put stuff down my bra. The older I get the more malleable they are so keys fit perfectly . 
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    Battenberg reacted to Bus Stop Boxer in Epstein   
    Paging Ted Rogers.
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    Battenberg reacted to MrPin in Epstein   
    That must be getting easier, as there are few left.
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    Battenberg reacted to Virgil Caine in Morrissey   
    Billy Bragg  #ThisLandIsMyLandSpecificallyTheBigBitAroundMyHugeHouse
     
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    Battenberg reacted to Reck B in Instagram down   
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    Battenberg reacted to Sgt Hartman in Britons Abandon Facebook   
    Good. 
    I will take great pleasure in watching Facebook auger itself into the ground. Twitter aside, I don't think anything else in human creation has been more responsible for turning half the planet into dribbling, reactionary bellends. If only it took fucking twitter with it.
     
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    Battenberg reacted to eight in Dosbods milestone   
    Jesus, one poster alone is responsible for about one percent of those.
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    Battenberg reacted to Sucralose Ray Leonard in Proms for primary   
    Does it contain the tab to his biggest hit, "You Sexy Muthaf....."? 
    3, 1, 2
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    Battenberg reacted to Democorruptcy in Proms for primary   
    The children are victims of mass marketing that relies on the egos of competing parents.
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    Battenberg reacted to Van Lady in Proms for primary   
    Agree this school prom thing is utter nuts. Thankfully my kids have learnt thrift from me regarding clothing and needs.
    Daughter was at an evening gown ball on Wednesday evening. She looked gorgeous (yes, I’m biased being her mum) in her second hand evening dress purchased for £27. She’ll resell it next week. 
    Daughter has told me of cost of graduation etc dresses/outfits that peers parents have paid for over the years. She doesn’t feel deprived at all.....we’ve both saved money buying other people’s expensive mistakes!
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    Battenberg got a reaction from mooncat69 in Pride   
    My bank have changed their logo on the app to a rainbow eagle. Fucking cheek.

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    Battenberg got a reaction from Libspero in Proms for primary   
    It’s nuts. Eldest, now 22, had a “prom” when leaving primary. Some of the mothers hired black tie. Son wore black school trousers, white shirt and tie for the whole 2 hour experience. A couple of the wealthy yummy mummy types did a whip round for a limo. Next son at the same school did similar and youngest who’d changed school just had a disco, I think. 
    My kids don’t go in for this sort of thing anyway but a friend of mine paid around £600 for a dress for her daughter’s prom, leaving after GCSE’s, so Christ knows what she’s going to spend when she leaves after her A levels or for a wedding!
    i sometimes get invited to attend prom events for work and some of the stuff on offer to these kids is crazy. Ballgowns, chocolate fountains, make up contouring. Where does it end
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    Battenberg got a reaction from Van Lady in Proms for primary   
    It’s nuts. Eldest, now 22, had a “prom” when leaving primary. Some of the mothers hired black tie. Son wore black school trousers, white shirt and tie for the whole 2 hour experience. A couple of the wealthy yummy mummy types did a whip round for a limo. Next son at the same school did similar and youngest who’d changed school just had a disco, I think. 
    My kids don’t go in for this sort of thing anyway but a friend of mine paid around £600 for a dress for her daughter’s prom, leaving after GCSE’s, so Christ knows what she’s going to spend when she leaves after her A levels or for a wedding!
    i sometimes get invited to attend prom events for work and some of the stuff on offer to these kids is crazy. Ballgowns, chocolate fountains, make up contouring. Where does it end
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    Battenberg got a reaction from Frank Hovis in Proms for primary   
    It’s nuts. Eldest, now 22, had a “prom” when leaving primary. Some of the mothers hired black tie. Son wore black school trousers, white shirt and tie for the whole 2 hour experience. A couple of the wealthy yummy mummy types did a whip round for a limo. Next son at the same school did similar and youngest who’d changed school just had a disco, I think. 
    My kids don’t go in for this sort of thing anyway but a friend of mine paid around £600 for a dress for her daughter’s prom, leaving after GCSE’s, so Christ knows what she’s going to spend when she leaves after her A levels or for a wedding!
    i sometimes get invited to attend prom events for work and some of the stuff on offer to these kids is crazy. Ballgowns, chocolate fountains, make up contouring. Where does it end
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    Battenberg got a reaction from sbn in Parody porno name thread (recreated)   
    In Diana Jones.
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    Battenberg got a reaction from The XYY Man in Parody porno name thread (recreated)   
    In Diana Jones.
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    Battenberg reacted to snaga in Smart central heating and hot water control   
    They may have improved, but DYOR
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    Battenberg got a reaction from One percent in Age Gaps   
    Yes and he’s also up his own arse. If he was chocolate he’d eat himself.