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    Long-suffering wife of the Piss-Taking Monkey Hanger

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  1. Hooowwww, just a fucking minute, that's our lad you're talking about...!!! I can rip the piss out of the limp-dicked cunt all I want - but you shut yer friggin' gob, or you'll be using your bollocks as fucking suppositories...!!! Mrs XYY
  2. Shurrup you two fuckers. What happened in Scunthorpe stays in fucking Scunthorpe...! Mrs XYY
  3. Well you might've changed yer name pet, but I see you're still a cheeky cunt. I'll forgive ya mind if you get me that nice Mr Icke's autograph now you're gonna be his neighbour and new bum-chum... Mwaaahh..!!! Mrs XYY
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    Our-lad still has a canny head of hair mind. Shame about his tiny cock... Mrs XYY
  5. Really...? Send the fucker round here after the bingo... Mrs XYY
  6. Look - unless you've got a bank-balance like Robert Mugabe and a cock like porn-star, then you can fuck right off...! I'm married to one extreme - and if I'm leaving him, then I want the fucking other... Mrs XYY
  7. Aye right. So you're bragging with your poofy mates on here about how many fannies have enjoyed having their sides totally un-touched by you...!!! I'm off down the bingo - feed the cat before you fuck off upstairs to wank yourself paraplegic over all that internet porn...! Mrs XYY
  8. In that exceedingly unlikely event - you'll still be fucking sleeping upstairs...! Mrs XYY
  9. No pet he doesn't. I fucking do... Mrs XYY
  10. Fuck off you daft cunt. Mrs XYY
  11. Well you've got to be living with that drunken bastard. Thankfully he's fucked-off upstairs to his man-cave to talk to you daft bastards on here, and play Marty Robbins songs - so I'm off down the bingo. Catch you later pet ... Mrs XYY
  12. I wish it was Pinny. Then I could just stick it in the washer with his shitty fucking undies... Mrs XYY
  13. Next time, pop round and see me pet. I'm proper fucking bubbly... Mrs XYY
  14. Not much chance of that on what he tips-up every week pet. Cunt spends all his money on whisky, quiche, and fucking hair-lacquer...!!! Mrs XYY
  15. Possibly Pinny. I can't really make them out because of all the shite and cum stains... Mrs XYY