Mrs XYY

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    Long-suffering wife of the Piss-Taking Monkey Hanger

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  1. Mrs XYY

    Black Friday deals

    Aye right. So you're bragging with your poofy mates on here about how many fannies have enjoyed having their sides totally un-touched by you...!!! I'm off down the bingo - feed the cat before you fuck off upstairs to wank yourself paraplegic over all that internet porn...! Mrs XYY
  2. Mrs XYY

    THE REMAIN TRAP

    In that exceedingly unlikely event - you'll still be fucking sleeping upstairs...! Mrs XYY
  3. Mrs XYY

    THE REMAIN TRAP

    No pet he doesn't. I fucking do... Mrs XYY
  4. Mrs XYY

    Ok, own up, who is it?

    Fuck off you daft cunt. Mrs XYY
  5. Mrs XYY

    The purpose of this site

    Well you've got to be living with that drunken bastard. Thankfully he's fucked-off upstairs to his man-cave to talk to you daft bastards on here, and play Marty Robbins songs - so I'm off down the bingo. Catch you later pet ... Mrs XYY
  6. Mrs XYY

    The purpose of this site

    I wish it was Pinny. Then I could just stick it in the washer with his shitty fucking undies... Mrs XYY
  7. Mrs XYY

    The purpose of this site

    Next time, pop round and see me pet. I'm proper fucking bubbly... Mrs XYY
  8. Mrs XYY

    The purpose of this site

    Not much chance of that on what he tips-up every week pet. Cunt spends all his money on whisky, quiche, and fucking hair-lacquer...!!! Mrs XYY
  9. Mrs XYY

    The purpose of this site

    Possibly Pinny. I can't really make them out because of all the shite and cum stains... Mrs XYY
  10. Mrs XYY

    ASK FRANK...!!!

    Fuck off Rock Hudson. Even our-lad's nob somehow manages to touch the sides every now-and-again - which is more than your boy-cock ever would...!!! Piss off back to Thailand where you belong... Mrs XYY
  11. Mrs XYY

    ASK FRANK...!!!

    Me too, needle-dick...! Mrs XYY
  12. Mrs XYY

    5 seconds of accuracy per fucking BBC hour..!

    Going down the fucker...? Technically - I've never actually come home from it since nineteen-ninety-fucking-eight, pet..!!! Mrs XYY
  13. Mrs XYY

    5 seconds of accuracy per fucking BBC hour..!

    Cheeky cunt. And you Lady fucking Jane...!!! Mrs XYY
  14. Mrs XYY

    Soft Fruit Industry...

    You'll more likely find him back-scuttling some toothless old scrubber behind "Vibe" in Peterlee. You think the Bongo Club is rough...? You've seen fuck all, double-oh-three-and-a-half... Mrs XYY
  15. Mrs XYY

    Soft Fruit Industry...

    It certainly hit the mark needle dick. I'm sure it'll get all your mates in that gay bar down the 'Boro laughing when you tell the cunts all about it tonight... Mrs XYY