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Mrs XYY

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  1. Agree
    Mrs XYY got a reaction from Bedrag Justesen in Old Car Spotting   
    So are my legs pet.
    But you couldn't open them with a fucking crowbar...
     
    Mrs XYY 
  2. Agree
    Mrs XYY got a reaction from Bedrag Justesen in Old Car Spotting   
    That "stink" as you call it helps me repel the men who sleep with other men - such as yourself.
    You couldn't open my legs if they were the Willy Wonka factory - and you had all five golden fuckin' tickets...!
     
    Mrs XYY
  3. Lol
    Mrs XYY got a reaction from Kilham in Redundancies announced at work this morning...   
    You tell the soft cunts pet.
    They are all so stupid that they won't have blocked my account - so my quoting of you means they can see what you've just posted.
    I'm so proud of you that you might get to stick your cheesy little nob in my snatch tonight...
     
     
    Mrs XYY
    @Southmartin @GBDamo @JoeDavola
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    Mrs XYY got a reaction from Funn3r in Redundancies announced at work this morning...   
    You tell the soft cunts pet.
    They are all so stupid that they won't have blocked my account - so my quoting of you means they can see what you've just posted.
    I'm so proud of you that you might get to stick your cheesy little nob in my snatch tonight...
     
     
    Mrs XYY
    @Southmartin @GBDamo @JoeDavola
  5. Lol
    Mrs XYY got a reaction from SomersetMatt in Let's BRAG   
    Well your first statement is a clearly a lie.
    Nobody fingers me.
     Unless they are wearing a fucking boxing glove...
     
    Mrs XYY
  6. Lol
    Mrs XYY got a reaction from Thombleached in Redundancies announced at work this morning...   
    You tell the soft cunts pet.
    They are all so stupid that they won't have blocked my account - so my quoting of you means they can see what you've just posted.
    I'm so proud of you that you might get to stick your cheesy little nob in my snatch tonight...
     
     
    Mrs XYY
    @Southmartin @GBDamo @JoeDavola
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    Mrs XYY got a reaction from SillyBilly in Redundancies announced at work this morning...   
    You tell the soft cunts pet.
    They are all so stupid that they won't have blocked my account - so my quoting of you means they can see what you've just posted.
    I'm so proud of you that you might get to stick your cheesy little nob in my snatch tonight...
     
     
    Mrs XYY
    @Southmartin @GBDamo @JoeDavola
  8. Lol
    Mrs XYY got a reaction from Shamone in Redundancies announced at work this morning...   
    You tell the soft cunts pet.
    They are all so stupid that they won't have blocked my account - so my quoting of you means they can see what you've just posted.
    I'm so proud of you that you might get to stick your cheesy little nob in my snatch tonight...
     
     
    Mrs XYY
    @Southmartin @GBDamo @JoeDavola
  9. Lol
    Mrs XYY reacted to Option5 in Let's BRAG   
    Damn, am I that obvious? 😘
  10. Lol
    Mrs XYY reacted to JohnThePessimist in Let's BRAG   
    I fingered @Mrs XYY
    I spent 6 months pretending to be Russian in the hope of getting secrets from @Errol
    I’m @Frank Hovis accountant, and he doesn’t know it yet but he is fucked.
     I gave @One percent the night of her life a few years ago in Marbella.
     I was 2IC of Pathfinder platoon under @spygirl.
     I have shagged more swamp donkeys than @ccc & @stokiescum combined.
    One of the above contains some truth, guess which...
  11. Lol
    Mrs XYY got a reaction from Option5 in FEAR   
    Too late shit for brains. I'm about to elope with that @stokiescum bloke as he's promised to give me a proper sore fanny.
    Mind, I reckon he'll struggle to manage that - unless he steals my fucking bike seat...
     
    Mrs XYY
  12. Lol
    Mrs XYY got a reaction from muggle in FEAR   
    Really...?
    Well I won't be pretending when I kick you in the nuts after I get back from the Bingo you sweaty fat bastard.
    And what's this about you posting pictures of your arse crack on here..?
    Just you fucking wait until I get home. The pipe-grips and the blowtorch will be coming out of the shed tonight spunk-breath...

    Mrs XYY
  13. Agree
    Mrs XYY got a reaction from stokiescum in FEAR   
    Really...?
    Well I won't be pretending when I kick you in the nuts after I get back from the Bingo you sweaty fat bastard.
    And what's this about you posting pictures of your arse crack on here..?
    Just you fucking wait until I get home. The pipe-grips and the blowtorch will be coming out of the shed tonight spunk-breath...

    Mrs XYY
  14. Lol
    Mrs XYY got a reaction from Option5 in FEAR   
    Really...?
    Well I won't be pretending when I kick you in the nuts after I get back from the Bingo you sweaty fat bastard.
    And what's this about you posting pictures of your arse crack on here..?
    Just you fucking wait until I get home. The pipe-grips and the blowtorch will be coming out of the shed tonight spunk-breath...

    Mrs XYY
  15. Agree
    Mrs XYY got a reaction from Option5 in The make us laugh or fuck off thread   
    Fuck off.
    I don't want to catch that Spanish flu shit that's going round. His cheesy nob will give me that Córdoba virus quicker than Mark Spitz could do a length of Barrymore's fucking swimming pool...!
     
    Mrs XYY
  16. Lol
    Mrs XYY got a reaction from Frank Hovis in Cock of the North   
    You tell the perverted cunt Frank.
    I only wish his was the size of the fuckers he ogles on Rate My Cock dot com...
     
    Mrs XYY
     
  17. Lol
    Mrs XYY got a reaction from Kilham in Pandemic coming? - Coronavirus April onwards 2020 (Part 3)   
    Relax.
    If shit for brains posts that again I'll bite his fucking bollocks off...!
     
    Mrs XYY
  18. Agree
    Mrs XYY got a reaction from Funn3r in The make us laugh or fuck off thread   
    Fuck off.
    I don't want to catch that Spanish flu shit that's going round. His cheesy nob will give me that Córdoba virus quicker than Mark Spitz could do a length of Barrymore's fucking swimming pool...!
     
    Mrs XYY
  19. Agree
    Mrs XYY reacted to Frank Hovis in Cock of the North   
    The big difference is that you proudly (that's not another invitation to post a picture btw) do not have a smartphone.
    Consequently you only view DOSBODS on a monitor on a table knowing who is in the room behind you.
    It's a forum for adults so you can post as many fucks, cunts, wankers, bollocks as you want since nobody who happens to glance at what you're viewing will be able to read them.
    But post obvious porn - at the moment you're happening to post knobs, fannies would be as bad - and your loved one glancing acorss to see what you're reading sees you looking at pornography.
    If you had a smartphone you would probably read the forum as you sit beside @Mrs XYY savouring a whisky.  She will look across thinking "I wonder what darling is reading now as we sit together watching Coronation Street?  Oh, hardcore porn."
    I don't think that would go down terribly well.
  20. Lol
    Mrs XYY reacted to Wight Flight in Sword or Sheath: the game   
    Oooh, Oooh, is it @Mrs XYY
  21. Agree
    Mrs XYY reacted to Frank Hovis in Wanking   
    If you mean this @Mrs XYY

    Then worryingly we have all already seen them and don't wish to repeat the experience.
  22. Agree
    Mrs XYY got a reaction from SillyBilly in How Spunk-breath, you'd better sort this fucker out...!   
    Right. So I get back from the bingo, and that childish twat of a husband of mine has been fucking around with my DOSDODS account while I've been out.
    Now you get my account back to how it was earlier, pronto - you spunk-gobbling, baldy cunt.
    If this ''Boring Northern Cunt'' bastard isn't back to ''Mrs XYY'' by the time I've finished me shite, I'm coming down there to Really Exciting Southern Shandy-drinking Cunt Land to bite your fucking bollocks off...!
     
     
    Mrs Boring Northern XYY Cunt
  23. Agree
    Mrs XYY got a reaction from Frank Hovis in How Spunk-breath, you'd better sort this fucker out...!   
    Right. So I get back from the bingo, and that childish twat of a husband of mine has been fucking around with my DOSDODS account while I've been out.
    Now you get my account back to how it was earlier, pronto - you spunk-gobbling, baldy cunt.
    If this ''Boring Northern Cunt'' bastard isn't back to ''Mrs XYY'' by the time I've finished me shite, I'm coming down there to Really Exciting Southern Shandy-drinking Cunt Land to bite your fucking bollocks off...!
     
     
    Mrs Boring Northern XYY Cunt
  24. Agree
    Mrs XYY got a reaction from spunko in How Spunk-breath, you'd better sort this fucker out...!   
    Right. So I get back from the bingo, and that childish twat of a husband of mine has been fucking around with my DOSDODS account while I've been out.
    Now you get my account back to how it was earlier, pronto - you spunk-gobbling, baldy cunt.
    If this ''Boring Northern Cunt'' bastard isn't back to ''Mrs XYY'' by the time I've finished me shite, I'm coming down there to Really Exciting Southern Shandy-drinking Cunt Land to bite your fucking bollocks off...!
     
     
    Mrs Boring Northern XYY Cunt
  25. Agree
    Mrs XYY reacted to One percent in How Spunk-breath, you'd better sort this fucker out...!   
    Liar. 
    If you were going to bingo, you would have phoned me. 
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