Mrs XYY

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    Mrs XYY got a reaction from SillyBilly in How Spunk-breath, you'd better sort this fucker out...!   
    Right. So I get back from the bingo, and that childish twat of a husband of mine has been fucking around with my DOSDODS account while I've been out.
    Now you get my account back to how it was earlier, pronto - you spunk-gobbling, baldy cunt.
    If this ''Boring Northern Cunt'' bastard isn't back to ''Mrs XYY'' by the time I've finished me shite, I'm coming down there to Really Exciting Southern Shandy-drinking Cunt Land to bite your fucking bollocks off...!
     
     
    Mrs Boring Northern XYY Cunt
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    Mrs XYY got a reaction from Frank Hovis in How Spunk-breath, you'd better sort this fucker out...!   
    Right. So I get back from the bingo, and that childish twat of a husband of mine has been fucking around with my DOSDODS account while I've been out.
    Now you get my account back to how it was earlier, pronto - you spunk-gobbling, baldy cunt.
    If this ''Boring Northern Cunt'' bastard isn't back to ''Mrs XYY'' by the time I've finished me shite, I'm coming down there to Really Exciting Southern Shandy-drinking Cunt Land to bite your fucking bollocks off...!
     
     
    Mrs Boring Northern XYY Cunt
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    Mrs XYY got a reaction from spunko in How Spunk-breath, you'd better sort this fucker out...!   
    Right. So I get back from the bingo, and that childish twat of a husband of mine has been fucking around with my DOSDODS account while I've been out.
    Now you get my account back to how it was earlier, pronto - you spunk-gobbling, baldy cunt.
    If this ''Boring Northern Cunt'' bastard isn't back to ''Mrs XYY'' by the time I've finished me shite, I'm coming down there to Really Exciting Southern Shandy-drinking Cunt Land to bite your fucking bollocks off...!
     
     
    Mrs Boring Northern XYY Cunt
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    Mrs XYY reacted to One percent in How Spunk-breath, you'd better sort this fucker out...!   
    Liar. 
    If you were going to bingo, you would have phoned me. 
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    Mrs XYY reacted to One percent in Why are the So-Called BBC such arseholes?   
    It’s the bingo wings. 
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    Mrs XYY reacted to One percent in Why are the So-Called BBC such arseholes?   
    Aw, I was so looking forward to our next bingo outing. 
  7. Agree
    Mrs XYY reacted to Happy Renting in The "I'm a boring northern cunt" thread.   
    Imagine Shakespeare in a Brummy accent.
    "To be or not to be..."
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    Mrs XYY reacted to Happy Renting in The "I'm a boring northern cunt" thread.   
    There are no mountains near the British Museum.
    What a cunt.
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    Mrs XYY reacted to TheNoSnowMan in The "I'm a boring northern cunt" thread.   
    You remind me of someone. Can't quite put my finger on it. 
    Unlike @The XYY Man who takes a finger (or five) like the Hartlepool Homo he really is.
  10. Agree
    Mrs XYY got a reaction from spunko in Elvis isn’t working down the chip shop, he’s pissing his neighbours off by singing   
    You boring Northern cunt...
     
    BNC
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    Mrs XYY got a reaction from The XYY Man in Elvis isn’t working down the chip shop, he’s pissing his neighbours off by singing   
    You boring Northern cunt...
     
    BNC
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    Mrs XYY reacted to MrPin in 24 teenagers murdered in London in 2017   
    I've been a a few places, obviously not as far as Cavey, who mined turds on Mercury, but I find the whole world the same, and all I ask is good neighbours, and I'm not particular about the colour scheme.
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    Mrs XYY got a reaction from stokiescum in Tonights mystery film   
    Tell me about it Noddy.
    The twat's gone all David Bailey with his toy camera.
    "I must get the right stutter-speed and select the correct ice-hole setting" - or some such anorak shite.
    I know which aperture will be getting a bit larger if the daft cunt doesn't fuck off...!
     
    Mrs XYY
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    Mrs XYY got a reaction from Kilham in Tonights mystery film   
    Tell me about it Noddy.
    The twat's gone all David Bailey with his toy camera.
    "I must get the right stutter-speed and select the correct ice-hole setting" - or some such anorak shite.
    I know which aperture will be getting a bit larger if the daft cunt doesn't fuck off...!
     
    Mrs XYY
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    Mrs XYY got a reaction from The XYY Man in Tonights mystery film   
    Tell me about it Noddy.
    The twat's gone all David Bailey with his toy camera.
    "I must get the right stutter-speed and select the correct ice-hole setting" - or some such anorak shite.
    I know which aperture will be getting a bit larger if the daft cunt doesn't fuck off...!
     
    Mrs XYY
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    Mrs XYY reacted to SNACR in Tonights mystery film   
    Is that dull bastard still dragging you round, looking at old cars?
    Can’t say I’d blame you if you wanted to drive one off a cliff.
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    Mrs XYY got a reaction from The XYY Man in Tonights mystery film   
    Is it Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid...?
    Them two can rattle my piss-flaps any time they fucking like...!
     
    Mrs XYY
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    Mrs XYY got a reaction from stokiescum in Deluded Old Scrapper Birds On Dating Sites   
    What the fuck are ye going on about Woeful...?
    Bunch of bell-ends on here - I'm fuckin' off back to the bingo...
     
    Mrs  XYY
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    Mrs XYY got a reaction from stokiescum in Deluded Old Scrapper Birds On Dating Sites   
    Not for you it isn't pal.
    Unlike our-lad, I've still got me own teeth.
    And if that festering phalus of yours comes anywhere near my gob, I'll fuckin' "Bobbit" ya - you barmy Burslam bastard...!
     
    Mrs  XYY
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    Mrs XYY got a reaction from The XYY Man in Deluded Old Scrapper Birds On Dating Sites   
    Not for you it isn't pal.
    Unlike our-lad, I've still got me own teeth.
    And if that festering phalus of yours comes anywhere near my gob, I'll fuckin' "Bobbit" ya - you barmy Burslam bastard...!
     
    Mrs  XYY
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    Mrs XYY reacted to stokiescum in Deluded Old Scrapper Birds On Dating Sites   
    Fantastic news me duck xx
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    Mrs XYY got a reaction from spunko in Dosbods painting with oils club   
    Leave the baldy cunt alone Gums.
    You'll only be getting one tube up yer arse - but I'll be operating the fucking compressor...!
     
    Anyway Mr Spunk, apologies for that ignorant twat. Your picture is very nice.
    Perhaps I may come round to your studio and help stir your paint...?
     
    Mrs XYY
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    Mrs XYY reacted to spunko in Dosbods painting with oils club   
    I've recently discovered Bob Ross, on YouTube. Considering myself to be a fairly good when it comes to drawing with pencils, I decided to give it a go. I've never used oil paints before - and it's not easy. 
    Anyone else an avid or aspiring painter? 
    Here's my first effort, I'm quite pleased with the sky, and can see if I painted it again it'd be significantly better. Don't laugh. I'm not going to throw it out, even though I'm tempted,  to give me something to look back on. 
    Carefully positioned paint tube to cover my name, just in case....

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    Mrs XYY reacted to MrPin in Deluded Old Scrapper Birds On Dating Sites   
    Why lie to anyone? Anyone reasonably clever will see through it. Idon't lie because I don't have to. I don't really talk to horrible women because I like the good ones better. I think my woman chasing days are behind me. I am likely to be chased by a grey haired lady in an elextric wheelchair.
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    Mrs XYY got a reaction from JFK in Deluded Old Scrapper Birds On Dating Sites   
    Don't you wish you could afford me though, Jethro...?

     
    Mrs XYY