ILikeCake

I'm thinking the same but I'm not sure if I can bring myself to do it.

Lead.

This. You come across as a decent bloke @JoeDavola. There's some good advice on here, I hope it helps. Remember "keep your pecker hard and your powder dry and the world will turn".

Yeah obviously just very clever and deceitful. And probably hung like a horse. Only kidding, think you're spot on. He picked his prey well.

Basically everything according to this: https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=http://www.anorak.co.uk/288298/tabloids/the-daily-mails-list-of-things-that-give-you-cancer-from-a-to-z.html&ved=2ahUKEwiG1OTR3KDcAhXHDMAKHUAiAqsQFjAAegQIBBAB&usg=AOvVaw00brWt1C9QUuuF_OFr9XcE

Hung like a horse?

I'd like Croatia to win.

It's ridiculous. A lot of people deserve the big shit sandwich that's coming.

Or crash the team bus

I'd say so. Out of the world cup, Brexit betrayal and the wheels about to come off the economy.

He's another turd that won't flush just like his mate Blair.

Add war crimes to Treason for Mrs May.

Piss off Alastair you twat. He's another one who needs stringing up.

He wines 'em. He dines 'em. He's Des Lynam.