Dave Bloke

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    the missus took this picture at the school fete (actually this is a crop of an 8MB original, she wasn't taking a picture of the blond but something on the right), is this an unskirt or just an accidental photo?
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    Mr Bercow

    They do. A fauning Grauniad article today.
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    I survived the Challenger disaster by not being in the NASA astronaut programme :-)
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    UNdeluded old NON-scrapper burds

    from last week erm yes, probably
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    That upskirt picture, scroll down
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    You can cheat the devil, but not forever, it seems https://news.sky.com/story/us-businessman-jason-spindler-who-survived-911-killed-in-kenya-terror-attack-11609518
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    Macron - how long before wheels fall off

    Police brutality is pretty routine in France. Around 100 GJs shot with rubber bullets since the start of the demos. Remember that the CRS is the direct descendant of the Milice which rounded up Jews for gassing in the second world war. It would be like the Gestapo still being in operation in Germany. "Après la Libération, le 7 décembre 1944, les GMR furent dissous et une partie des effectifs fusionnée, après épuration, avec des éléments issus des FFI pour créer, le 8 décembre, les Compagnies républicaines de sécurité (CRS)"
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    Come Masser Tallyman, tally me banana !
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    UNdeluded old NON-scrapper burds

    Are your moobs as big?
  10. It used to be a rule that if you were going for a long dump you'd never openly carry a copy of the Sun (or Mirror) but would hide it inside some important looking report. These days I always have a terminal window open on my desktop doing what looks like something very complex with lots of lines and figures flashing by all the time. Even the most expert of colleagues is mesmerized by it, like a rabbit caught in headlamps, I'll have some cock 'n' bull story about doing some big data analysis if they ask and will do a bit of hand waving. Even if you have pronhub open on the other screen people seem totally mesmerized by the green screen crap.
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    Let me tell you how it will be There's one for you, nineteen for me 'Cause I'm the taxman, yeah, I'm the taxman Should five per cent appear too small Be thankful I don't take it all 'Cause I'm the taxman, yeah I'm the taxman If you drive a car, I'll tax the street, If you try to sit, I'll tax your seat. If you get too cold I'll tax the heat, If you take a walk, I'll tax your feet. Don't ask me what I want it for If you don't want to pay some more 'Cause I'm the taxman, yeah, I'm the taxman Now my advice for those who die Declare the pennies on your eyes 'Cause I'm the taxman, yeah, I'm the taxman And you're working for no one but me.
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    Brexit Betrayal thread

    I agree, which has been their big weakness. As any negotiator knows, you never take anything off the table, indeed you make it your preferred standpoint. I'm at a loss to understand May's negotiating stance.
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    Best/worst British films

    2001 is considered to be a British movie. It could win both best and worst category but it still looks fucking awesome half a century later.
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    Snow in europe

    be careful, you might sink ! I'm not sure you need to add the BPD bit, wife is enough.
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    Macron - how long before wheels fall off

    An update, the victim, a fireman, is in hospital in a coma but chances are good for full recovery. The prosecutor has launched an investigation, man probably injured by a police flashball. Above facts confirmed.