Libspero

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    Libspero reacted to wherebee in The make us laugh or fuck off thread   
    fucking hell I wanted to slap you after that one.
     
    very good
     
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    Libspero reacted to spunko in The make us laugh or fuck off thread   
    A 32 year old child asylum seeker is greeted at Dover by a good fairy who grants him just 3 wishes.
    "I hungry", says the asylum seeker; so a huge banquet with the finest meats, pies and fruits appears.
    "Next," he demands, "I want big house thank you please", and the fairy grants him this wish too:- a 7 bedroom detached house, with an outdoor swimming pool appears before his very eyes. 
    "Lastly, I want to be British,"  he explains.
    *PEWF*   Suddenly everything vanishes!
    Alarmed, the asylum seeker demands to know what happened.
    "You're British now mate", the fairy replies, "You're entitled to fuck all".
     
     
     
     
    (Seen in Breitbart comments)
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    Libspero got a reaction from Sgt Hartman in Children's Characters You Can't Stand   
    Doesn't really pass the "alien test".
    An alien landing in Australia would wonder why all the TV presenters are different to most regular folk they meet in Australia.
    "Hey,  why are all of your presenters disabled or different coloured to the rest of the population? Are they a higher class in you're society or have some kind of genetic predisposition to being particularly tallented at that job?"
    "Oh,  it's not that they are any better than anyone else,  we just choose them to reflect the diverse ethnic mixture of people living in Australia"
    "Oh.   Ok.  So why aren't 92% of them white and normally abled then?"
     
    "Ohhh..  you're one of those racist aliens aren't you "
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    Libspero got a reaction from Sgt Hartman in Children's Characters You Can't Stand   
    Doesn't really pass the "alien test".
    An alien landing in Australia would wonder why all the TV presenters are different to most regular folk they meet in Australia.
    "Hey,  why are all of your presenters disabled or different coloured to the rest of the population? Are they a higher class in you're society or have some kind of genetic predisposition to being particularly tallented at that job?"
    "Oh,  it's not that they are any better than anyone else,  we just choose them to reflect the diverse ethnic mixture of people living in Australia"
    "Oh.   Ok.  So why aren't 92% of them white and normally abled then?"
     
    "Ohhh..  you're one of those racist aliens aren't you "
  5. Agree
    Libspero got a reaction from Sgt Hartman in Children's Characters You Can't Stand   
    Doesn't really pass the "alien test".
    An alien landing in Australia would wonder why all the TV presenters are different to most regular folk they meet in Australia.
    "Hey,  why are all of your presenters disabled or different coloured to the rest of the population? Are they a higher class in you're society or have some kind of genetic predisposition to being particularly tallented at that job?"
    "Oh,  it's not that they are any better than anyone else,  we just choose them to reflect the diverse ethnic mixture of people living in Australia"
    "Oh.   Ok.  So why aren't 92% of them white and normally abled then?"
     
    "Ohhh..  you're one of those racist aliens aren't you "
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    Libspero reacted to crashmonitor in Children's Characters You Can't Stand   
    Mickey Mouse ( not confusing him with Jerry here). Sacrilege perhaps..but what the heck does he do, other than taking the adulation and plaudits. Tom by contrast, best character for me. Hilarious...
     
     
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    Libspero reacted to DTMark in Dead Man's Switch   
    I just skim-read it quickly in between putting pictures of Father Christmas onto websites.
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    Libspero reacted to null; in Dead Man's Switch   
    I assume GTFO means - 'in the event that I die, please release this information', rather than a deadmans switch as found on trains. boats etc?
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    Libspero got a reaction from DTMark in The make us laugh or fuck off thread   
    Liked this from the comments:

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    Libspero reacted to TheBlueCat in Dodgy Christmas Fetes thread - 2018   
    Fuck me, that looks like a shoot for a film about trench warfare!
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    Libspero reacted to leonardratso in DOSBODS Milestone   
    Ill Just fix that a little for you sir.
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    Libspero got a reaction from JFK in Woman caught speeding - it was mans fault   
    Doesn’t sound like much of a victory..  cost her more than a speeding fine,  and who really cares about three points?
    At 38mph she could have slept through a patronising “speed awareness” course and still come out quids in with no points.
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    Libspero got a reaction from SirGaz in The make us laugh or fuck off thread   
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    Libspero reacted to DTMark in The make us laugh or fuck off thread   
    Oh, very good
     
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    Libspero got a reaction from DTMark in The make us laugh or fuck off thread   
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    Libspero reacted to Frank Hovis in Jim Davidson - out of place in 2018?   
    Without risk there is Michael Macintyre.
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    Libspero got a reaction from SirGaz in The make us laugh or fuck off thread   
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    Libspero got a reaction from SirGaz in The make us laugh or fuck off thread   
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    Libspero got a reaction from SirGaz in The make us laugh or fuck off thread   
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    Libspero got a reaction from SirGaz in The make us laugh or fuck off thread   
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    Libspero reacted to montecristo in Women drinking pints instead of half pints   
    Getting fussy in your old age?
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    Libspero reacted to spygirl in Fuck! 'Nick' is Peter Griffin   
    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6455401/Man-allegations-sparked-VIP-sex-abuse-investigation-named.html

     
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    Libspero got a reaction from DTMark in The make us laugh or fuck off thread   
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    Libspero got a reaction from Kilham in The make us laugh or fuck off thread   
    I wish I could drown my sorrows..  
    but I can’t get my wife to come fishing
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    Libspero reacted to spygirl in The new Doctor should be a woman   
    https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/arts-entertainment/you-havent-even-seen-the-episode-where-she-kills-thatcher-yet-say-doctor-who-producers-20181203180149?fbclid=IwAR0A9iccdBdHASne9GWHgKv8Yf9k-0k22XXnS3DYHTZ1EGfQjNZRIuS83pg