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Economic Exile

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28 minutes ago, spygirl said:

Prozzies should be available on the NHS.

They are - indirectly.

1) Get your prescription - preferably for some powerful anti-depressant, or something else that spackers you out of your mind - for about eight quid on the NHS.

2) Sell the above for twenty-quid plus to some smack-head hoes.

3) Rinse and repeat until you can afford the aforementioned hoes.

Three prescriptions sold will get you a mother and daughter threesome in Middlesbrough.

And you can have the dad - or indeed the family dog - for another fiver...

 

 XYY

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4 minutes ago, The XYY Man said:

They are - indirectly.

1) Get your prescription - preferably for some powerful anti-depressant, or something else that spackers you out of your mind - for about eight quid on the NHS.

2) Sell the above for twenty-quid plus to some smack-head hoes.

3) Rinse and repeat until you can afford the aforementioned hoes.

Three prescriptions sold will get you a mother and daughter threesome in Middlesbrough.

And you can have the dad - or indeed the family dog - for another fiver...

 

 XYY

And how the fuck do YOU know all this...?

Me mam was right about you.

Eyes far too close to-fucking-gether....!

 

Mrs XYY

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8 minutes ago, The XYY Man said:

They are - indirectly.

1) Get your prescription - preferably for some powerful anti-depressant, or something else that spackers you out of your mind - for about eight quid on the NHS.

2) Sell the above for twenty-quid plus to some smack-head hoes.

3) Rinse and repeat until you can afford the aforementioned hoes.

Three prescriptions sold will get you a mother and daughter threesome in Middlesbrough.

And you can have the dad - or indeed the family dog - for another fiver...

 

 XYY

Repeat? One bubble pack will set you up for a weak end.

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Just now, The XYY Man said:

I assume that was a deliberate pun - and not your dodgy keyboard...! :)

Well you are the world expert on that subject.

There's no fucker has a weaker end than you...

 

Mrs XYY

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1 minute ago, The XYY Man said:

I assume that was a deliberate pun - and not your dodgy keyboard...! :)

 

 

XYY

Ahh my sophisticated word play confused you.

Im like  Stephen Fry. But not gay, suicidal or a posh cunt.

 

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1 minute ago, spygirl said:

Ahh my sophisticated word play confused you.

Im like  Stephen Fry. But not gay, suicidal or a posh cunt.

From what you neglect to tell me about your differences from Fry - I can only deduce you must be a fat cunt...

;)

 

XYY

 

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14 minutes ago, MrPin said:

Did not work for me this morning. What I thought would be a pleasing gaseous emission was more liquid and went straight through my trousers!

Still, it would have given the till girls in Tesco something to chat about all day.

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4 minutes ago, Frank Hovis said:

Still, it would have given the till girls in Tesco something to chat about all day.

Luckily Frank, I had not left the house, and the bathroom was quite near!O.o

It reminded me of India, without the music and colourful outfits!

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I'm enjoying the toilet humour threads.

Dont worry if you have to resort to Tena Man pads. Look on the bright side.

It could be worse, at least you don't need full incontinence pants. 😁

The character in the Tena man adverts is called Stirling Greyling. Very annoying and practise IMO

 

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9 hours ago, MrPin said:

Did not work for me this morning. What I thought would be a pleasing gaseous emission was more liquid and went straight through my trousers!

I've found going gluten free seems to have quietened the old arsehole orchestra down substantially.

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