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The XYY Man

People who weren't your kin who you feel should be...

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Met a few in my time, but none so influential as a child-less couple around my grand-parents age that we were near-neighbours of when I was an inquisitive two-year-old.

Tom and Ethel Gardner were not my family. But other than legally and biologically - in every other sense they were.

Decent folk are decent folk the world over.

And cunts are always cunts...

 

XYY

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1 hour ago, spygirl said:

I remember hitch hiking in West Country.

I was housed by a nice couple for a week.

To pay for board, i helped out in the garden - digging holes, laying a new patio...

Even now, 30 odd years, I wonder what became of dear old Fred and Rose.....

hmm, the wests were indeed renowned for their hospitality.

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2 hours ago, The XYY Man said:

Met a few in my time, but none so influential as a child-less couple around my grand-parents age that we were near-neighbours of when I was an inquisitive two-year-old.

Tom and Ethel Gardner were not my family. But other than legally and biologically - in every other sense they were.

Decent folk are decent folk the world over.

And cunts are always cunts...

 

XYY

Out of reps but yes.

Some people are just so decent that you only fully realise it years later when you appreciate quite how rare such people are.

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2 hours ago, The XYY Man said:

Met a few in my time, but none so influential as a child-less couple around my grand-parents age that we were near-neighbours of when I was an inquisitive two-year-old.

Tom and Ethel Gardner were not my family. But other than legally and biologically - in every other sense they were.

Decent folk are decent folk the world over.

And cunts are always cunts...

 

XYY

Heart warming tale ruined by your last 5 words.

I expect nothing less.

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On 20/08/2019 at 21:19, King of Fools said:

Heart warming tale ruined by your last 5 words.

I expect nothing less.

Apologies if my choice of words offends you.

But if you were to consider the sentiment rather than the vocabulary - perhaps you might view me in a different light..?

I sure do love to ''ruffle a few feathers'' - but please be assured that I do this in the hope it will help us all understand how mad our human foibles actually are, rather than any gratuitous desire to offend.

The essence of the tale remains the same - no matter how rough the lingo...

 

XYY

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On 20/08/2019 at 19:41, spygirl said:

I remember hitch hiking in West Country.

I was housed by a nice couple for a week.

To pay for board, i helped out in the garden - digging holes, laying a new patio...

Even now, 30 odd years, I wonder what became of dear old Fred and Rose.....

They started on the cellar

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3 hours ago, The XYY Man said:

Apologies if my choice of words offends you.

But if you were to consider the sentiment rather than the vocabulary - perhaps you might view me in a different light..?

I sure do love to ''ruffle a few feathers'' - but please be assured that I do this in the hope it will help us all understand how mad our human foibles actually are, rather than any gratuitous desire to offend.

The essence of the tale remains the same - no matter how rough the lingo...

 

XYY

You can’t offend me you daft cunt. I like the cut of your jib.

I was being sarky.

Soz.

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On 20/08/2019 at 20:55, leonardratso said:

hmm, the wests were indeed renowned for their hospitality.

Rose was a tidy bit of tackle back in the day, Fred certainly punched above his weight in pulling her.

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22 minutes ago, Tdog said:

Rose was a tidy bit of tackle back in the day, Fred certainly punched above his weight in pulling her.

I heard a rumour they gave Rose a few cans of lager to chill her out on her first night in jail after being sentenced to life.

They reckon she downed nine or ten Tennent's...

 

XYY

Edited by The XYY Man

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4 hours ago, Strawberry said:

This thread really strikes a chord. Met a grade one throbber yesterday and I immediately thought 'wonder if they are related to The XYY Man'

What the fuck is a ''throbber''...?

If you're gonna insult me, then for fuck's sake make it intelligible...!

;)

 

XYY

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5 minutes ago, Long time lurking said:

No that was no rub no grub Fritzl 

We've got a German gadgie at work with a very similar surname.

The bastard is six-foot-six mind, and built like a brick-shithouse - so no cunt says fuck-all...!

;)

 

XYY

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2 minutes ago, The XYY Man said:

We've got a German gadgie at work with a very similar surname.

The cunt is six-foot-six mind, and built like a brick-shithouse - so no cunt says fuck-all...!

;)

 

XYY

They are not renowned for their sense of humor either and they just don`t get piss taking ,i had a few dodgy moments last month working with Germans but they eventually started to work it all out ,and then started to join in but their timing is horrendous which lead to some hysterical moments for onlookers 

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8 minutes ago, Long time lurking said:

They are not renowned for their sense of humor either and they just don`t get piss taking ,i had a few dodgy moments last month working with Germans but they eventually started to work it all out ,and then started to join in but their timing is horrendous which lead to some hysterical moments for onlookers 

Now that is 100% true.

I was in Germany with work sometime around 2003, and ended-up in the pub with some of our German design Engineers, and some Americans from the algorithm group.

Me and my mate from Spennymoor had their fucking lives all night - and they fucking loved us for it...!!!

Best comment was from Brad, one of the Yankees.

''I don't understand you two guys, but you are fucking funny''...!

While we fleeced the cunt at darts and pool in the Irish Bar...

;)

 

XYY

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