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Boring Northern Cunt

How Spunk-breath, you'd better sort this fucker out...!

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Right. So I get back from the bingo, and that childish twat of a husband of mine has been fucking around with my DOSDODS account while I've been out.

Now you get my account back to how it was earlier, pronto - you spunk-gobbling, baldy cunt.

If this ''Boring Northern Cunt'' bastard isn't back to ''Mrs XYY'' by the time I've finished me shite, I'm coming down there to Really Exciting Southern Shandy-drinking Cunt Land to bite your fucking bollocks off...!

 

 

Mrs Boring Northern XYY Cunt

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12 minutes ago, Boring Northern Cunt said:

Right. So I get back from the bingo, and that childish twat of a husband of mine has been fucking around with my DOSDODS account while I've been out.

Now you get my account back to how it was earlier, pronto - you spunk-gobbling, baldy cunt.

If this ''Boring Northern Cunt'' bastard isn't back to ''Mrs XYY'' by the time I've finished me shite, I'm coming down there to Really Exciting Southern Shandy-drinking Cunt Land to bite your fucking bollocks off...!

 

 

Mrs Boring Northern XYY Cunt

Liar. 

If you were going to bingo, you would have phoned me. 

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6 hours ago, One percent said:

Liar. 

If you were going to bingo, you would have phoned me. 

You lying minx.

I called you on the CB - and you said it was a big ten-four...!

 

Mrs ''I'm not sure exactly which version of XYY I'm supposed to be playing right now''.

 

Edited by Boring Northern Cunt

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5 hours ago, spunko said:

The DOSBODS is not the place to like brown folk - Boring Northern proverb

 

xD

I hoped that might tickle a few people - and was equally as hopeful that it would wind a few folk up too...!

Thanks as ever for your good humour when I send my piss-taking, expletive-laden requests for ''tech-support''. I do sometimes rib you a little... ;)

I am from the North-East - which is the area of the country home to the most self-deprecating sense-of-humour that exists on this planet.

We take the piss out of ourselves as well as every cunt else.

Keeps us ''grounded'', to use the modern vernacular...

;)

 

 

XYY

 

Edited by The XYY Man

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