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Calls to ban pointy kitchen knives.. what do we think?

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6 minutes ago, swiss_democracy_for_all said:

How about imposing the law properly on cunts who stab people or carry knives in inappropriate environments?

That would be a good start, surely. 

Yes.

As with the recent "upskirting" law a new law is totally unrequired.

Existing laws are perfectly adequate if only they were properly enforced.

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11 minutes ago, snaga said:

Forcing us to all become vegans?

 

I was going to say you can't prepare fish without a pointy knife.

I was also going to say that pointy knives are very easy to make out of non-pointy knives.  So any ban on pointy knives would only affect law abiding people trying to get stuff done, and the miscreants would still have their pointy knives.

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Sack all chefs now, only complete arseholes who have never cooked from scratch would think the pointy end is superfluous to requirements.

The idiots bang on about eating healthily and cooking from fresh instead of eating processed and now want to take the tools off you.

Remember in Africa you are 22 times more likely to be murdered/stabbed/raped than in the UK.

Perhaps they should be disarming Africans instead, but then their knives are 22x bigger anyway.

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Strangely knives seem to be a very ineffective way of killing people in real terms as surprisingly the number of homicides in the UK are 2/3 of what they were in 2002 when our populations was about 10 million smaller.

Its probably the event of mobile phone cameras that makes it easy fodder for lazy sensationalist journalists and social media fiends.

The jump in 2016/17/18 is probably mostly down to imported nutters of a certain god bothering persuasion (unless of course their killings are not homicides).

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xD Prison Inmates can make deadly weapons with barely any access to anything, such a law will just be a PITA for everyone so some politician can make headlines for a day or two. The more stupid legislation brought into being, criminalising otherwise law abiding types, the more by-the-book people get red pilled about society and government and come to realise that the authorities are not there for their benefit. Much like the continual lying about brexit, the more they do it, the more people have their eyes opened. It's like criminals that get too blase about their activities just before they get caught and punished.

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They can fuck off.

This is laughable nonsense. The fact that this has even been suggested is bad enough, but that whoever first suggested it wasn't simply told by everybody he suggested it to "fuck off, people need them to prepare food, do you just eat pot noodle you twat?" shows the absolute state of modern Britain.

Clown world.

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9 hours ago, PatronizingGit said:

People can be smothered by pillows too..better ban them.

And drowned. Best to ban water. The bonus here is that we would need  to ban it at source so no more rain. :)

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8 hours ago, Caravan Monster said:

xD Prison Inmates can make deadly weapons with barely any access to anything, such a law will just be a PITA for everyone so some politician can make headlines for a day or two. The more stupid legislation brought into being, criminalising otherwise law abiding types, the more by-the-book people get red pilled about society and government and come to realise that the authorities are not there for their benefit. Much like the continual lying about brexit, the more they do it, the more people have their eyes opened. It's like criminals that get too blase about their activities just before they get caught and punished.

 

Dental Hygiene - deadly in the wrong hands:

https://www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/glasgow-news/prisoner-who-stabbed-fellow-inmate-16083933

Brazil prison riot leaves 15 dead, with victims 'stabbed with sharpened toothbrushes in front of visitors'

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/brazil-prison-riot-dead-stab-anisio-jobim-jail-a8932136.html

 

 

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29 minutes ago, null; said:

 

Dental Hygiene - deadly in the wrong hands:

https://www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/glasgow-news/prisoner-who-stabbed-fellow-inmate-16083933

Brazil prison riot leaves 15 dead, with victims 'stabbed with sharpened toothbrushes in front of visitors'

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/brazil-prison-riot-dead-stab-anisio-jobim-jail-a8932136.html

 

 

My cousin, a former prison guard has a scar that runs from his ear to the side of his mouth, slashed by a prisoner with a toothbrush/razor blade combo.

 

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