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Pandemic log - please only post if you or someone close to you gets the lurgy


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I thought it would be a useful social and medical record if people record on here if they catch Corona virus and how it progresses.  Some might bullshit, but even with that fuckwittery I think it will be interesting.

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Happy Renting
8 minutes ago, RWJ said:

I thought he was posting because he did have it.

For the avoidance of doubt, I haven't got it.

Well go and fucking get it then, and don't come back until you have.

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1 hour ago, AlfredTheLittle said:

Can't you lot follow instructions? Only post of you've got it! 

How do you know if you've got it? I'm feeling slightly sniffly. 

1 minute ago, eight said:

I died of it, last night.

That bat soup takeaway was your big mistake. 

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Got this via a European trainspotting group.

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101 012 is on IC 2027 11:30 Hamburg-Altona to Passau.

Due to a medical emergency on the way towards Bremen, the train is diverted, not calling at Bremen, Osnabrück or Münster, but running non-stop from Hamburg-Harburg to Hannover Hbf. A cracking run!

 

Isn't this the plot of The Cassandra Crossing?

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1 hour ago, Funn3r said:

How do you know if you've got it? I'm feeling slightly sniffly. 

That bat soup takeaway was your big mistake. 

Title of the next Frank Zappa retrospective release?

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Democorruptcy

There's no way I'm posting in this thread. People who post know someone who has got it, so they might also have it but it might not have shown itself. It's potentially a highly contagious thread.

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9 minutes ago, Democorruptcy said:

There's no way I'm posting in this thread. People who post know someone who has got it, so they might also have it but it might not have shown itself. It's potentially a highly contagious thread.

I don't believe it's a textually-transmitted disease, is it?

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I had it just before xmas, possibly.

 

Common human coronaviruses

Common human coronaviruses, including types 229E, NL63, OC43, and HKU1, usually cause mild to moderate upper-respiratory tract illnesses, like the common cold. Most people get infected with these viruses at some point in their lives. These illnesses usually only last for a short amount of time. Symptoms may include

  • runny nose
  • headache
  • cough
  • sore throat
  • fever
  • a general feeling of being unwell
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2 hours ago, spunko said:

I wonder if there's a "community" of Coronavirus fetishists who want to have sex with people that have it?

Start a sub-forum !

"...build it and they will cum (and cough) "

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12 minutes ago, steppensheep said:

I usually catch whatever pandemic's going round so I'll probably get it.

I've noticed that those who catch everything generally have some combination of the following. 

Dislike open windows and sunlight. 

Handsy - touching everything including those disease poles on public transport. 

Rub their face a lot. 

Enjoy busy places. 

Shit diet, no exercise.

Don't get enough sleep. 

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58 minutes ago, MrPin said:

It's in Spy's ketborad?

Put a fake virus QR code in your phone 

I'm going to try this next time I am in tesco 

Have you got a club card sir? Fuck yeah scan this bad little motorscooter. 

Remember if their till crashes your stuff's all free it's the law. Not really... 

 

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40 minutes ago, Battenberg said:

I’ve read that if you give it to someone else you can have 10p off your next virus.

Ah you live on Teeside and know their disgusting habits 

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