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Home school meltdown


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Hail the Tripod
48 minutes ago, sarahbell said:

 

 

the So-Called BBC might put some kids programs on to help with the education.

 

Who doesn’t like a magic E?

 

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2 hours ago, Hail the Tripod said:

Who doesn’t like a magic E?

 

One of my earliest memories of school is being crushed when I found out what the magic 'e' actually was.

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Just woke the kids up for homeschooling. They've all got their uniforms on and are currently in breakfast club their first three lessons are as follows:

1st period home economics (cooking me a full english)

2nd period science ( learning the reaction between hot water and fairy liquid while they wash up)

3rd period P.E ( star jumps up to the cupboards putting the pots away)

Later on we will have:

Physics: how much suction does it take to lift small objects (hoovering their rooms)

History: (that's what they will be if they don't clean their rooms)

Geography: (visiting a location in the home they are clearly unaware exists ... the wash basket)

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A week ago these shouty mothers were berating Boris for NOT CLOSING THE SCHOOLS!!!!

Now it has dawned on them that they have their little darlings for the next 6 months without a break... No holidays, no grandparents. 9_9

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10 minutes ago, spunko said:

A week ago these shouty mothers were berating Boris for NOT CLOSING THE SCHOOLS!!!!

Now it has dawned on them that they have their little darlings for the next 6 months without a break... No holidays, no grandparents. 9_9

Hey, look on the bright side, they can stay in their PJ's all day now, not just for the school run in the Evoke.

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