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Heffalump

On which side of the bed do you sleep?

On which side of the bed do you sleep [looking from the foot of the bed]  

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  1. 1. On which side of the bed do you sleep [looking from the foot of the bed]

    • I'm male, I sleep on the left hand side
      27
    • I'm male, I sleep on the right hand side
      17
    • I'm female, I sleep on the left hand side
      2
    • I'm female, I sleep on the right hand side
      3
    • I'm a vampire, I don't sleep, so fuck off.
      0


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I read years ago that a man's natural inclination is to sleep on the side of the bed nearest the door so that he can protect his partner from any threat. Whilst that may be true, we've moved several times since I started sleeping with my wife, and I've slept on the same side regardless of where the door is. Currently the door is on my side so we're good for now.

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1 minute ago, Heffalump said:

You're standing at the foot of the bed.

Is your side the left hand side, or the right hand side?

It used to be right, nearest the door until the nipper came along then I let the missus be near the door:D, I know, chivalry ain't dead.

So left.

Just now, Fully Detached said:

Am i looking at the bed or away from the bed?

Are you stood on your head?

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Posted (edited)
12 minutes ago, Fully Detached said:

Am i looking at the bed or away from the bed?

Looking at the bed, obviously.

There's no doors involved.

Standing at the foot of the bed, which side (left side or right side) do you sleep on?

 

Edited by Heffalump

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Ambidextrous so either side, wherever I lay my head. Will be interested to see random theories. I guess there's going to be many more questions now folk have spare time ??

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7 minutes ago, Southmartin said:

voted for there right side... but if the bed were reversed i'd be on the left. Basically nearest the door

Forget the fekkin doors.

Looking at the bed, from the foot of the bed, do you sleep on the left hand side, or the right hand side?

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Depends on which country I'm in, left side in at my place in Norway, right side at my place in the UK. It's so I can see the traffic coming. Or it could be that it's the side the door is on in each place.

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As far back as I can remember I’ve slept on the right side of the bed (looking from the foot of bed). I’ve been divorced/single for over 20 years and have a king size bed.

I also sit in the same seat in either the living room or conservatory unless I have visitors.

Habit?

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23 minutes ago, Heffalump said:

Forget the fekkin doors.

Looking at the bed, from the foot of the bed, do you sleep on the left hand side, or the right hand side?

The right side. But if you rotated the bed 180 degrees then i'd be sleeping on the left side. That's what I was trying to say

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Just now, Southmartin said:

The right side. But if you rotated the bed 180 degrees then i'd be sleeping on the left side. That's what I was trying to say

The poll is for the RHS, or the LHS, from the perspective of the foot of the bed.

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2 minutes ago, One percent said:

Im on my own. Sleep in the same bed as someone? *shudders*

anyhow, because of that, I sleep in the middle and sprawl all over it. Happy days. :)

So am I, But i always gravitate to the LHS, viewed from the foot of bed perspective. In a medium sized double bed.

Does anyone really sleep in the true, absolute, middle of a bed?

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4 minutes ago, Sucralose Ray Leonard said:

Can we have a pic of XYY's arse when laying on his bed in order to conclusively answer this question please? 

No. That's just weird.

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11 minutes ago, Wight Flight said:

I assumed the standard answer for a bloke should be the non damp side?

If you can't tell the difference between Left, Right & Damp - then go for it.

edit: sorry, i'm quite drunk at the moment.

Edited by Heffalump

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11 minutes ago, Heffalump said:

If you can't tell the difference between Left, Right & Damp - then go for it.

Heffy, I admire your persistence and look forward to the conclusions you draw.

But you've to remember: this is Dosbods.

Where members (me included) discuss endlessly Covid-19 and claim to know how it started, where it started, who started it, how to cope with it and how to cure it.

But are still going round and round in circles.

I'm surprised your issue's got this far without already being hauled off topic.

So, good luck on finding out something as simple as which side of the bed members sleep on.

On ToS, I first saw the phrase "Like herding cats." That's Dosbods!xD

Btw: I sleep on the left side of the bed. That is the left of the bed if my head is at the headboard. The right if I am looking at the bed from the foot. The right if I was to be a camera on the ceiling. The left, if I was to be lying underneath it, with my head at the headboard end. :D

Simples!

 

 

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