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Does anyone want to be my accomplice, and do some daylight burglaries? Whilst everyone is out, not walking the dog, and taking up police time, being droned, would anyone like to tell me of some recently cased joints with good blag?

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2 minutes ago, MrPin said:

Does anyone want to be my accomplice, and do some daylight burglaries? Whilst everyone is out, not walking the dog, and taking up police time, being droned, would anyone like to tell me of some recently cased joints with good blag?

It is impossible to burgle in daylight, because burglary is by legal definition at night.

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1 minute ago, Happy Renting said:

It is impossible to burgle in daylight, because burglary is by legal definition at night.

I'm not sure I believe that. Call it permanent borrowing then.

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Just now, MrPin said:

I'm not sure I believe that. Call it permanent borrowing then.

Bert 'The Slab' Donohuge and Fred 'The Fence' Creosote are now laughing at your criminal ineptness.

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2 minutes ago, Happy Renting said:

Bert 'The Slab' Donohuge and Fred 'The Fence' Creosote are now laughing at your criminal ineptness.

When is your release date?

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9 minutes ago, Happy Renting said:

Not telling, You're not in on the next blag.

How about some low level (but annoying) Pikey crime like stealing manhole covers, and the earth rods from electricity substations.

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1 hour ago, MrPin said:

How about some low level (but annoying) Pikey crime like stealing manhole covers, and the earth rods from electricity substations.

No, you blew it last time and Cyril 'Hard Bastard' Effete does not want you 'in' this time.

A Barnum-Grimaldi 1500cc Clown Car is NOT a getaway vehicle.

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Just now, Happy Renting said:

No, you blew it last time and Cyril 'Hard Bastard' Effete does not want you 'in' this time.

A Barnum-Grimaldi 1500cc Clown Car is NOT a getaway vehicle.

I was thinking a 60s S-type Jag, with independent suspension.

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1 minute ago, MrPin said:

I was thinking a 60s S-type Jag, with independent suspension.

"Villain" was on Talking Pictures last night. Lots of tasty motors of the time, and Richard Burton was shagging Ian McShane.

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1 minute ago, eight said:

"Villain" was on Talking Pictures last night. Lots of tasty motors of the time, and Richard Burton was shagging Ian McShane.

That is villanous. Some of those old films on that channel are superb, and some mostly forgotten.

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7 minutes ago, MrPin said:

I was thinking a 60s S-type Jag, with independent suspension.

Suspension should never be independent of the car, but properly attached.

And NEVER a white Jag. You know why.

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