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Brian May hospitalised after ‘ripping his buttocks to shreds’ in gardening accident

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Just now, Frank Hovis said:

Falling backwards onto some spikey plant would be my assumption; not all gardens are flat.

It'd have to be pretty bad, even if you fell into a blackthorn bush I don't think it'd require hospitalisation (especially during these strange times).

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Ouch...

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2 minutes ago, Frank Hovis said:

Falling backwards onto some spikey plant would be my assumption; not all gardens are flat.

I think he might live in a particularly hilly bit of Surrey, so yes.

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4 minutes ago, Melchett said:

I think he might live in a particularly hilly bit of Surrey, so yes.

He lives near that posh golf course on the Surrey/Hampshire border that costs £100k a year to play at. @Wight Flight will probably know what it's called, I've forgotten.

Edit: wentworth!

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5 minutes ago, spunko said:

It'd have to be pretty bad, even if you fell into a blackthorn bush I don't think it'd require hospitalisation (especially during these strange times).

I was thinking more along the lines of a big version of something like this. Low tough and very very spikey.

 

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15 minutes ago, spunko said:

Trying to figure out how this happens, sat on a chainsaw? I don't know. I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt, he's far too boring for it to be a euphemism.

My father in law sat on a broken pane of greenhouse glass once - point first!

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37 minutes ago, spunko said:

It'd have to be pretty bad, even if you fell into a blackthorn bush I don't think it'd require hospitalisation (especially during these strange times).

blackthorn.jpg

Ouch...

Ouch indeed. Someone rang me once about a swarm in a hawthorn tree. I rang him back when I got the message and THANK THE LORD he'd found someone else to take it out of the top of a 10ft hawthorn. Fuck that. 

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51 minutes ago, spunko said:

He lives near that posh golf course on the Surrey/Hampshire border that costs £100k a year to play at. @Wight Flight will probably know what it's called, I've forgotten.

Edit: wentworth!

Wentworth isn't posh. It is for tourists.

Queenwood if you want exclusivity and the Berkshire if you want posh.

Swinley Forest if you want both.

 

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1 hour ago, spunko said:

He lives near that posh golf course on the Surrey/Hampshire border that costs £100k a year to play at. @Wight Flight will probably know what it's called, I've forgotten.

Edit: wentworth!

So only for Arabs, Russians and Chinese then?

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